New Hero = Masunobu Sato

Masunobu Sato -- I respect and admire this man for he is the king of masturbation.

Gun Range Virgin

Today I went with a couple of my co-worker friends to the gun range -- it was my very first time (that's what she said? Maybe? I didn't build it up enough.. that's what she said? Maybe?).

My first thought was, 'Wow. These are real guns.'

My first emotion was, to be completely honest, fear.

Things I'm waiting for in the mail...

Seattle print by Anderson Design

Crewneck from randomobjects.net

Pretty excited brah, I want! 

Seattle Skyline

Right here is one of my recent paintings -- it's of the Seattle skyline. I really like how it turned out and thought I would share it to the masses plus add a little of that artist commentary.

Andressa Soares though..

fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fifififififififififififififififififi

This is sick..

Handmade Portraits: The Sword Maker from Etsy on Vimeo.

COME AT ME BRO

The universe is crazyyy big...

Smoke DZA ft. Dom Kennedy - Pow Wow

This song been on repeat all day. The beat is very tough, huuuuooooeeegh. 

Juan Manuel Marquez's Secret Drink

Manny bout to put it in tonight though, pause.

How I Sleep Every Night

Just need Jergen's... *pause*

VALUE

Imagine there is a bank that every morning adds 86,400 dollars into your bank account. There is nothing wrong, they're all legit transactions done by a kind rich person.

But the bank does not keep the money to the next day -- every night the money that you didn't spend disappears.

What would you do in that situation?

You'd of course use all the money that was put in on your account, day after day. The funny part is that we actually have an account like that -- it isn't money that is transported into the account.

Great Children's Book

The type of Yelp review I hate

I hate the reviews on Yelp that are like, "I lived in Hawaii so I KNOW Hawaiian food... blah blah blah etc. etc. etc. I give it 1-star because I'm a dick." I'm sayin', just because you were from somewhere or lived some where for 1 hour or knew somebody ... that doesn't entitle you to know everything about that cuisine.

Makes me SEETHE.

Here's an example:

Robert F says - I grew up on Chinese/Cantonese/Taiwanese cuisine so I consider myself knowledgable on what good Chinese food tastes like.  

While this place had great decor and very cool/unique drinks, the food just didn't live up to it's brand promise.  I love the idea -- a modern take on the traditional staples of Chinese cuisine.  On the contrary, Bako's execution of that promise was entirely lacking.

 I REALLY wanted to like the food -- but I just couldn't :( 

This dude ended up giving the place 2-stars. Dude said, "I grew up on Chinese/Cantonese/Taiwanese/any Asian race you could ever think of so I consider myself..."

No. You said "grew up", you didn't say "cooked" so stop it -- for what we know, you could have just ate your mama's food, b.

"I AM ASIAN SO I KNOW ASIAN FOOD!"

"MY FRIEND IS ASIAN SO I KNOW ASIAN FOOD!"

"I USED CHOPSTICKS ONCE SO I KNOW ASIAN FOOD!"

"I WALKED THROUGH THE ETHNIC AISLE IN SAFEWAY ONCE SO I KNOW ASIAN FOOD!"

I always will skip those reviews, because they make me mad. 

Yes, I'm salty. #comeatmebro

TYBG

Kramer driving and listening to Skrillex

I want

This is why Tim Hardaway is one of my fav. NBA players

THAT'LL TEACH EM

Daigo Umehara = My Hero

#comeatmebro #swag

SRK just posted an interview with perhaps the best player to ever play fighting games, IN THE WORLD. This guy is a G, no doubt. I've seriously looked up to this guy since I started playing Street Fighter II with my cousins.

A (long) quote from the article that resonated with me:

You reached another level in what way?

“Domestically and internationally, I’ve been getting many interesting, real offers of projects that would mean a lot to me. And that’s given me a different motivation. Of course, I love fighting and traveling to another country to fight. At the same time, these new challenges have brought my professional life to another interesting level. As a pro gamer, I used to think I only need to focus on playing games and I need to bring the result, which is to win. I still want to win, but my way of thinking fundamentally changed and gotten even deeper.

I am taking more holistic approach to my professional life by taking care of my body. I’ve changed my diet to macrobiotic, and have been working out to build balanced muscle. I don’t even drink any more except for special occasions. I have set a strict schedule for myself consisting of 8 hours of sleep, 1 hour of gym training focusing on weight lifting or jogging, 1 hour of bike ride between home and the arcade for each trip, 9 hours of game practice, and the rest is spend for eating, shower, and the likes. [Editor's Note: You gamers that want to become pros, this is real tawk.]

There are two major reasons for my physical training. First, in Street Fighter, mental strength holds such a large part in one’s winning. And in order to stay mentally strong, I have to be physically healthy and stay balanced as body and mind are related to one another. Secondly, I want to look good in order for the sponsors, fans, and supporters to feel proud of me and feel good about myself. As more people get to know about me, I want to give them a best impression as possible and believe in me.

I take my profession very seriously and am confident that I am the only one who takes it this seriously. I work the hardest. I am proud of my profession, and I am determined to make the best out of the opportunity given to me, for myself and the community. And this confidence has given me another level of confidence in me. Nothing and no one can defeat me.”

I admire people that work hard. It hits home with me because I feel that I also put in a ton of work into what I do and towards the goals I set for myself. Daigo is my guy.

The interview can be found HERE

Fine, just do it, just DO ITAAARHGHHGEHEwiaaeew

Turbo goes IN

 
You know damn well that sidewalk was still dirty as hell -- son didn't even give the broom one stroke. *pause*

I got it, I got it, I got wh-who-WHOAAAAAwefjawdfio

Me After Every Meal

Young Mike Getting Ready for Work

Waldo in Paris

Swag Vol. 1

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MORPH

Dragonzord is the BEST

You know when you hear this...

Shit is about to get REAL, son.

You know you about to get murked hardbody... like in the butt. Might as well roll the end credits to the episode because when you hear this, it's a WRAP.

Hold that.

Play that flute and that Dragonzord boutta emerge from the ocean lookin' all majestic on some, "WHO DARES SUMMON ME? I WILL TOUCH ALL." steez. Robot ready to shoot mad finger missiles at a minion, son.

He just doesn't have finger missiles, he got a mean tail swipe too! Who else you know got a Black and Decker drill bit attached to its tail? Dude got a whole Home Depot in his arsenal -- Dragonzord walked into a Home Depot and said, "Yeah, I'll take all of it."

Come at him.

C'mon.. no other Zord could see Dragonzord on the battlefield. Dude is built like the Lebron of Zords but like 2000 feet tall, 240 tons.

Dragonzord is the BEST.

I got Trebek, Trebekkin'...

Joon, c'mon b...

Man.

Only car I'd really want.

Random Thoughts Vol. 1

My chest feels the pump.

That's because I worked out my chest. That's why I feel the pump.

I also worked out my arms.

My arms feel the pump.

That's weird that to say the same thing I just had to take the 's' off 'feels' and add it to 'arm'.

My dog is crawling under my desk. I always say "HEY NIMO!" then he gets scared. I only do it because its for his own good. I don't want him to chew through any wires. I also don't want him to mess up my computer. If I didn't have this computer, I don't think I'd be able to write on this blog.

I didn't have to say "HEY NIMO!" this time. He's next to the couch now.

I lied. I can update this blog from my netbook. I paid 400 dollars for that netbook -- its a ASUS Eee netbook.

Speaking of netbook, I started taking a pre-workout supplement called Jack3d. Yes, it has a '3' in the name because it is that douchy. It makes me push through my plateaus and really obliterate my muscles.

And yes, I'm aware that that statement did not relate back to the netbook, even though I started that sentence with a precursor that it would relate to said netbook. Whatever.

This is actually kind of enjoyable, just spewing out all these random thoughts that leak out of my head. Probably  through my ears because I keep them clear with Q-Tips (even though I'm not supposed to). Q-Tips are pretty godlike, not going to lie.

One last thought that I had: Filipinos sometimes make spaghetti not with spaghetti sauce, but with banana ketchup. Actual bananas! I don't get it, especially because the banana ketchup is red. I guess ketchup is the dominant gene in that relationship. Anyway, so if I eat said spaghetti... do I also get a serving of fruit at the same time because of the banana ketchup?!

Please advise.

I'm going to hang out on the couch now, good night!

Araab Muzik though...

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Squats are Kewl

"....Carumba."

Magic Eye Sucks

Remember these books?

Yeah? Well Magic Eye sucks.

Want to make somebody look like a dumbass? Give them Magic Eye I through III. Want to make somebody nauseated? Give them Magic Eye I through III. Want to ruin a child's vision and turn them into Minkus from Boy Meets World? Give them Magic Eye I through III. 

I could never do these as a kid. NEVER. Might as well change the name to 'Cross Eye' because that's what it damn well made me do -- had young ol' Arthur seeing double. I used to spend hours trying to see dolphins, skulls, and flowers amidst the throwup of colors and patterns. Here's what I really saw:

Biggest waste of time. Not even remotely entertaining. You know what's more entertaining? Watching my puppy hump his toy otter. Little man just learned how to do it Nimo style.

Magic Eye, making optometrists millions since 1991.

787 First Delivery

Let me get serious for a little bit.

Today marks the day when Boeing delivers our first 787 to our Japanese homies, ANA. This is monumental moment for Boeing. I have no doubt that this very plane right here will single-handedly change the aviation industry. It is the definition of aircraft excellence.

This is also a monumental moment, for myself. I have personally worked on this plane for more than a year. I have directly impacted the configuration of this plane. This is one of the moments during my career as an engineer where I have come to a realization -- that this is why I'm an engineer. This is the impact I can create. I am a part of this product.

Damn.

How to Judo in 30 Seconds

North Korean Party Rock

I laugh every time the 'wee wee wee wee WEE whon, wee w-wee wee wee wee, thonk' part hits.

Cheat Day Documentation Vol. 1 3SEP2011

Alright ya'll. This is the first installation of me documenting all the crap (read: actually good tasting food) that I eat on my cheat days!

Let me explain some things -- not sure if you are aware, but I've embarked on a journey to chisel the mound of hard pillows that is Arthur. The result of this journey, we may never know, but the goal is 'mad aesthetics brah'. You jelly brah? You mad Smucker's brah? Brah, brah?

Anyway, the reason I have cheat days is for my own sanity -- I eat VERY clean throughout the week. Rarely no candy or 'sweets', no alcohol. Straight H20 (that's nerd for water), protein drank (that's meathead for water), coffee (that's Seattle for water), and weights. Saturday though, is when I worship the food gods and the dam breaks -- I eat anything I want.

Copious amounts.

No counting calories.

I could drink a whole keg if I wanted to. I could eat my puppie's doo doo if I wanted to. I could eat a planet. You get the idea.

ON TO THE FIRST DAY!

Breakfast

Healthy meal. Egg whites + 1 egg + spinach + black beans +  spinach + pico de gallo + protein shake + a lot of water. No picure here. Boring boring. The reason why I eat a clean breakfast is because I have to start my metabolism correctly. This is key for cheat days.

Lunch

Tom Douglas' Serious Pie
Beet and peach salad with some bacon in it, some nuts in it, and some oil on it. I swear it sounded way better when the waitress explained it. This was really good. Very clean tasting and was an interesting blend of tastes and textures.

Their potato pizza. This was pretty godlike. The crust was amazingly light and had the right amount of crisp and oil. Doesn't hurt that it had plenty of potatoes on it, which is one of my favorite foods ever. The cheese was something fancy sounding -- good but I wish it was more melted. One thing I kind of wanted on this pizza though was actual sauce! None to be found unless they used like invisible tasteless pizza sauce, sneaky Tom Douglas.

Dinner

Beecher's Handmade Cheese

The Mac N' Cheese doesn't need an explanation -- it is super piff. That cup was empty like .0005 seconds after I took the picture. It's a little bit better than Kraft and Velveeta (lol).

The Mac N' Cheese set the bar a bit high for the Deougeoness (crap I don't know how to spell it and I don't want to look it up, if you have a problem... go smell something bad) crab and cheese sandwich. The bread was kinda hard and it had some capers in it. To be honest, I don't mind the capers but the crab to bread ratio wasn't worth the scrilla.

Dessert

Yogurtland
Nothing new here -- we always goto Yogurtland. I can't really tell exactly what I got from the picture, but I usually get pistachio (piffstachio) and taro swirl with a smattering of another random 3rd flavor. I usually put Heath, mochi, strawberries, graham cracker, and some small nuts (I think I went with almond this time). Shoutouts to the homie Chococat.

Conclusion


It was a fun cheat day. Some things worth mentioning is that it was a super nice day out in Seattle -- not alot of things can beat a sunny Seattle day downtown. Some things not worth mentioning but I'ma say it anyway is that we drank coffee during the day and plenty of water. It helps my metabolism.

I know you may say, "you are wasting all your hard work by eating all this stuff!" I will respectfully say your wrong -- I look at my body everyday *pause* and progress is still happening. The concept behind this is I cheat to 'shock' my metabolism and prevent it from switching to a lower gear from processing clean food throughout the whole week. Plus I work very hard in the gym. I will save your eyes from pictures of my body.

This cheat day though, solid -- 4/5 overall.

Cat Vs. Me

The Word 'Moist'

No female I know likes the word 'moist'.

NONE.

Emotions range from indifferent, cringe, to vomit.

OK not vomit but I have gotten no positive reviews on the word 'moist'. I think it's Yelp rating right now would be 1 star.

I don't know why, but if all 123123 females that read this blog (minus 123121), could chime in and tell me why... that would be great. Like, my guess is that they are reminded of their private parts and maybe that invokes a gag reflex (I'm not surprised, OoOoOO ZING!). WHO KNOWS?!

Anyway, that's my random thought for now. We just got a new doggie named Nimo and he's a brat and wants attention so I'm going to go bub-bye now before he poops and pees everywhere and rips all my shoes in half.

I've thrown in a picture of me and the little booger.

I've also made will make a poll on the right so you all can chime in on how you feel about the word 'moist'. In the mean time, I will be using the word 'moist' anytime I can -- this post was MOIST!

Arthur's Diet

breakfast:
(30 mins within waking)
egg whites + 1 egg for flavor mixed with spinach
black beans with some sort of flavor kicker (ex. pico de gallo)
1-2 full glasses of water

1-2 hours later:
protein shake with milk

1-2 hours later:
leftovers from dinner/chicken/pbj (either one of these)
black beans
spinach with a slice of bacon + balsamic vinegar/olive oil dressing
multi-vitamin, cinnamon, fish oil, magnesium/calcium pills

1-2 hours later:
random snack -- yogurt, string cheese whatever, black beans. depends on if im lifting weights after work.

pre-workout:
usually nothing really, but sometimes ill drink a cup of black coffee for the caffeine spike before lift

lift + kettlebells

post-workout:
protein shake

dinner:
some sort of protein, veggies, water/milk

lol now that i type it out, it kinda weird how it doesnt really deviate. but i like what im eating and think it tastes good so meh. i drink hella water/tea throughout the day too

i will take one day on the weekend and not care whatsoever what i eat. i can eat whatever i want, literally. ive looked at myself before and after the cheat day and it all subsides on monday, perhaps even looking better *pause*. this day is basically for me to get all the cravings out and also shock my body so my metabolism doesnt 'downshift' and get lazy. to be honest, its actually really hard to cram all that junk that i wanna eat through my body because i get full :( but i really really really look forward to this day haha

ive been doing this for about 1-2 months now and im happy with the results. since i started way back i was like 225, now im at a stout 185 -- ive gone as low as 175 but ive been lifting and bumped back up. i cant go by the numbers much now and just have to go by aesthetics.

im not yoked or chiseled by all means, but im working on it. pretty much my legs are tree trunks ;[

I WILL SHOW THE WORLD TRUE POWER!!!!!!!

lol syke i just wanted to sound like an anime nomsain. did it work?????????

One of my favorite quotes

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

Theodore Roosevelt

High School Letter Breakup

Summary:
He does not want to goto an event with Asusna. He wants to go with another female because she...

• ...is older
• ... has a supple rear and voluptuous breasts (see: "tet tet's" and "that a$5")
• ...will let him have sex with her on his birthday
• ....is a crip. 

Umm....

Bobby Flay...

...is a douche.

How you gonna let people think they are hosting a show where they showcase their BEST recipe, then crush their dreams by challenging them, cook the SAME dish the "B FLAY WAY", and quite possibly embarrass them in a showdown in front of ALL their homies?

I mean, dude is a decorated chef and he's gonna pick on little peons of the food game?

This guy has won Emmy's for his cooking show, EMMY'S, and he's gonna pick on cream cheese hot dog truck outside of the Shell station on the corner of Broadway and Pike?

I can picture it now...

Hey Carlos, that's a great hotdog you got there... but here's MY take on the hotdog!

What I've prepared for you all today is a chorizo sausage with roasted red peppers and onions on a modified ciabatta bun, all topped off with a chipotle aoili. All resting on bed of blue maize tortilla chips.

...the hell outta here son.

I'm surprised nobody on the show hasn't gave him a cold duff to the chin yet.

What a douche.

Sunglasses

I feel like a douchebag when I wear sunglasses.

I don't know how to explain it, it's like whenever I have them on... I feel like people perceive me as trying to be 'cool' -- like I have a shield up. I only have one pair of Ray-Ban aviators and I barely wear them. I wanted to buy some Wayfarers, but they ended up being too small for my head (I have a big head, pause) and I figured that I wouldn't wear them that much anyway. Maybe?

Arghhh, is this normal? Or do I just needa get slapped real quick?

Wow, this was senseless drivel. I'm going to press 'Publish Post' anyway because I spent time writing this.

I'm at a loss for words...

230+ dollars worth of groceries... for 6 dollars. You kidding me?

Hey you! What song are you listening to?

Brought a smile to my face, esp. the Lil Wayne - Lollipop dude -- the way he said it all matter-of-factly and kept it moving.

Plus I thought it was cool to see a whole range of people being asked the question, the diversity was cool to see. I found that the songs they were listening to were a real authentic expression of themselves. It had to be real because of the way the dude was asking them off-cuff.

C'mon son...

...you the buffest dude out in the league and a swipe at the ball turns you into the next Denzel Washington aka best black actor. Might as well give you an academy award.. shake my damn head.

Random Thoughts: Squeezits, Caprisuns, Fruitcups, etc.

Ya'll remember these food items when you were young?

Get all excited to get your grubby little mitts on em right after you've been playing at recess or smacking kids at kickball or grabbing your balls or some shit, go to open it all fast, and BOOM all of it squirts everywhere?

That's some bullshit.

You know the makers of Squeezits were sitting in the Squeezit factory, chillin' by the Squeezit spout with an empty bottle like, 'Yeah I'ma fk up a kids white tee some day.. But I don't give a shit!!' Then goes and fills that bottle right up to the top.

Man screw you!!

Same goes for Caprisuns. You wanna go and put the straw in the hole *pause* without covering the end with your thumb? Your face getting squirted on word to Peter North vs. Nautica Thorn. *pause* Got Mountain Cooler all up in your nostrils and shit.

Damn.
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Who needs shoe cleaner...

When you got your tongue?

Yo ugh!

I liked the part though where he stopped for a bit... thought about it... then was like 'nah I'm not done' then kept on going LOL

Shoutouts to my brother for showing me this one.

Kewl Yahoo! Answers Vol. 1

How do i know my body is ready for sex?

i have been in a relationship with a guy for about 4-5months now, i am only 14 and he is 15, he asked what i think about losing my virginity to him, i told him i would have to think about it as he was fine with that, i have decided that im keen for the experience but im not to sure on a few things such as... how do i know my body is physically ready for sex? is there any pain? is there much blood? how do i know he will be able to fit in me? if i can please have some help with these question thank you :)

Link to question

I mean, if you gotta ask questions like that, you probably ain't ready for that smash-smizzle-ping-pow nomsain (know what I'm saying)? You ain't ready for that swag-splash-big-bash nomsain (know what I'm saying)?. You ain't ready for that sling-slang-bing-bang nomsain (know what I'm saying)?

One day though, you just gon wake up and be like..

But for now, you ain't ready... nomsain (know what I'm saying)?

Hi-Tech Student

"...I'll just download the attachments."

An Educational Segment: Hoverhands

It is your lucky day!

I have put together an educational segment to enlighten the masses on yet another awkward social moment -- the hoverhand!

Due to the content being heavily populated with pictures, I have chosen to choose a different medium for this presentation -- a 15-page Google slideshow.

An Educational Segment: Hoverhands
By Arthur

I hope you enjoy. Thank you for your time.

New Drawing -- Kimono Lady

Recently done drawing, used an art reference. For all you pervs out there, there are unedited uploads at the bottom of this post. Don't get offended, I drew it, so what does that make me? LOL

I'd appreciate any comments/criticisms/pie, thanks.

Unedited closeup
Unedited whole

Boobies!

IT'S BEAUTIFO!

Fish lookin' like a Magikarp. IT'S BEAUTIFO! ANH! ANH...aye but don't touch nuthin' LOL.

Ayo why the guy sound like he's sexually aroused though, sounding like he got a fantail goldfish fetish and shit on some, "oooohhhhhh yeeahhhhhhh.........."

That is a big ass fish though.

It's a Process Vol. 2

eggs = scrambled, 2 cloves garlic, 1/4 of an onion, spinach, pepper, 4 cheese, milk
muffins = english, sourdough, natural jelly, butter

taste = 9/10
ease of make = 8/10

Kid Cudi - In My Dreams

Long before we know ourselves, our paths are already set in stone. Some may never figure out their purpose in life and some will. There are a lot of us who are caught up in this hell we all live in, content with being blinded by rules and judgment.

We live in a world where it's more okay to follow than to lead.

In this world, being a leader is trouble.

For the system we are all accustomed to... being a leader in this day and age is being a threat. Not many people stood up against the system we all call life.

Bot toward the end of our first ten years into the millennium, we heard a voice. A voiced who was speaking to us from the underground for some time. A voice who spoke of vulnerabilities and other human emotions. And issues never before heard so vividly and honest.

This is the story of a young man, who not only believed in himself... but his dreams too.

My birthday was a few days ago, April 7th to be exact.

I just wanted to take some time outta my day to thank all of ya'll that wished me happy birthday. I take that back, not even just wished, if you even thought of it like in your head like, "Oh shit it's Arthur's birthday... I'ma say it later." and just forgot -- I don't even care, thank you for even those milliseconds that you thought of me.

I'm been blessed with what I got so far and ya'll have definitely been apart of that. Sure, I may not run into ya'll as much lately.. but I feel that the companionship I have with every one of you has influenced my life in a positive way.

Thank you, got a dude walking around with a strong diddy bop and my swag on very, very high. Got me feelin' like..

THANK YOU!

It's a Process

Potatos = salt + pepper + parmesan + olive oil
Meat = chicken + salt + pepper + onions + secret ingredient(s)

What's the secret ingredient(s) you may ask? Secret.

Happy

Touch the Rainbow

Dub Step Scares Baby

lololol

Damn Dentist

I thought my teeth were pretty good -- not the best, but not too shabby. Here's what they look like.

Turns out they suck balls (not literally)! Went to the dentist today on got put on blaaast. Turns out my gums suck and I got tartar and plaque in some weird places (in my mouth).

I know I don't floss as much as I should, but damn I didn't know it was like THAT. The lady that was cleaning me up made my gums look like I got in the ring with Tyson for 12 rounds. Straight murderous intentions and shit.

I took it like a G though. I'ma say though that that water and pipe sucking thing (whoa) is a lifesaver because I was about to drool all over the place like 102938 times.

Anyway, I went through ALL of that and I STILL gotta go in for a 2nd time, AND I got 2 cavities (don't judge me). Dentist and his cohorts definitely did a number on me, straight jumped my teeth and mollywhopped em.

Shake my damn head.

So I lied

I kinda like this blackberry blog thing, so I'ma keep doing it. Neener neener, suck it, etc.

Just had dinner at this taiwanese place called Facing East. I've never had taiwanese food before but this was probably one of the best meals I've had lately.

To be honest I thought it was going to be your standard fare of chinese food -- instead it was your standard fare of piff. I recommend the pork burgers.

My gf is driving us to my parents place -- I'm going to high 5 my mama, say wsup to papa, and give daps to my brother from the same mother -- I think he just got done with another quarter of college so halla at him.

Also I probably am going to cut my hair :O

New Place

I haven't been able to blog for a while -- I just moved into a new apartment with my girlfriend. Big step, I know... :)

I'm writing this through my blackberry because I don't have internet yet. I forgot I had this functionality. Why don't I use this more? I think I'll just say that I like to use pictures in my writings and this really can't accommodate that.

My phone's a piece-o-hot-basura anyway. Sometimes I want to just crush it in my hand -- like squeeze it really hard until all the microchips and transistors and resistors and capacitors pop out and go 'zzzzt!'. I would probably hurt my hand so I won't do that today. Maybe tomorrow.

Ok gotta go bye the comcast guy called.

Btw I wrote this whilst making poo and now I gotta hurry up and answer the door. K bye, for reals now.

Dwight Howard on Andrew Bynum

Pause.

This is after Bynum grabbed 18 rebounds and blocked 4 shots. He had at least 9 in the first quarter.

WINNING.

Awkward Social Moments Vol 2 -- Saying Bye

You run into a friend in the middle of red square.

You talk for a bit, catch up, you know, whatever whatever.

You realize it's time for your next class so ya'll say your goodbyes 'nice to run into you, we should hang out/drink/playchinesecheckers!' and alla that.

You part ways and start to walk to your classes.

You realize both of you are going the same way.

When I Listen to This Song...

...I get aroused!

That's a fine-ass woman right there. Only fitting she's holding a huge hose.

Uh wot?

So I took down the video of the reporter -- turns out that she suffered a stroke on air and was rushed to the hospital right after her segment. I hope she recovers quickly and gets well soon.

I Can't Stop Laughing

Hahahahahah!!!

Plus, the song is filthy -- that George Michael swag.

Let's be Astronauts

I want to be an astronaut now.

Is this what's good in NY?

How you just gonna show your junk out like that? AND it's in a liquor store -- you wanna just buy a fifth of Hennessy and pull down your 501's? How you gonna be hard and throw signs up with your private parts out like that? Is this what's hot in the streets, son?

Dude said, "man my penis is hot, I needa air it out!" Other dude's was like, "that's not half-bad idea there, chap!" and followed suit.

Is this real life?

P.S. The .gif can also be seen as a shoutout to the Cavs, 8-44 son damn.