Monday, July 28, 2008

So this is my 50th post...

I'm surprised at myself -- never thought that I would make it this far, never thought that I would have done what I've done, never thought I could be so bo$$y... lol am I kewl yet? Last thing like this I had, was back on Xanga... and reading back on that old stuff... lol yeah let's just keep it at that.

But anyway, shit.

I'ma keep on doing what I'm doing, just being myself, good ol' Arthur. People call me a whole bunch of things -- weird, odd, queer (no homo), dumb, smart, funny, sexy, cutie (lol). Whatever the case though, I don't give doo doo. I'm going to just be myself. If you're not who you are, who are you then?

Dr. Seuss put it nicely,

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

So take that and run with it! Take it easy! Arthur out!

Random note: One of the last doo doos I made... was shaped like a question mark. LoL sorry I had to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 21, 2008

2 things that I was ALWAYS called while growing up..

My name is Arthur James. If you read this blog, if you know me, if you just met me, if you sweat me, if you wouldn't let me, you know my name. Arthur James is a pretty sophisticated name if you ask me. I'm not trying to be conceited or big-headed or anything.. It's true! How many Arthur James do you know? That's right. None. I'm a bo$$.

Yeah I just contradicted myself but I do I care? No. I don't give a fffuuuuuuuuuu...

Going through elementary with a name like Arthur James... you know my ass was about to get teased (no homo). Not like I cared though -- all I know is I beat all y'all asses in the Timed Math Tests, addition, subtraction, multiplication, AND division! Yes, I'm Asian so what?!

Anyway, two things that I've always always ALWAYS were called while growing up:

1. Arthur, the PBS cartoon

This was obvious. EVERY EVERY EVERY time I meet somebody new that's trying to get to know me, hit on me, be a jerk, whatever... 8 times out of 10 the conversation goes like this:


They are aroused.

Not that exaggerated, but you get the idea. But hey, I'm not mad. I don't mind at all. Little Arthur's got style, got game, got all that. He rocks sweaters with the collar, got Francine and Muffy on lock. Everybody loves him.. see look...

Arthur's st-stuntin' like a habit right here. And no, that's not my girlfriend, just a friend.

2. James Bond

With a middle name like James, it had to happen. Bond. James freakin' Bond biaaatch! I wasn't mad at all for this one though -- he gets gadgets, gear, and that gushy gushy. Look at this picture right here..

Look at that shit. James Bond's just chillin' with his PP7 pistol and these hoes are straight undressin'. Shiet, one of them is already topless, waiting for the bo$$ to come through and go 'under cover' (am I kewl yet?). Some girl on the top left is getting jealous and lettin' that nip slip. Trying to tempt the top agent... cover that shit up, b!

Sorry for the picture -- it's not safe for work. But hey, you shouldn't be looking at this stuff at work anyway so poo on you! Just clear the history and we'll be in the clear. Hahaha

Anyway, I've been called Arthur the Aardvark and James Bond all my life, but at the end of the day... I'm just Arthur James. Throw up the fist of power with me!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Guess who I met?

My parents computer broke. I have to fix it. Long story short, I had to Fry's to find a replacement video card...

I head to Fry's with my brosef Christian with the old video card in hand because I really had no idea what kinda card the old compoodah used. In reality, I was just too lazy. But, I don't give a pho fuk lai bout that shiet.

Outside of Fry's we see this big semi truck. There's people milling about and some guys with some digital cameras posted up...

Fry Guy (lol am I funny yet or wut...): Hey do you want your picture taken with The Hulk!?

Me (with a boner): uh ... YES!

Christian: ...

Fry Guy: ALRIGHT! Do your best HULK POSE!

Me: Nah. I gotta different pose! *does the pose*

Christian: ...

Fry Guy: *Chuckles, then takes the picture*

After my boner died down (no homo?), we found a new card. Ended up I needed more components for it to work. Ended up returning it. Ended up just buying a whole new computer. St-stuntin is a habit.

At least I got to say "suck it" with the Hulk.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Wow... What the hell!?

This kid is 1 year old...

Seriously? 1 year old? When I was 1 year old, I was dancing in my pen, walking around in my walker breaking stuff, putting coins in slots (I broke our dishwasher like this, it still doesn't work to this day), and getting kisses from all the hunnies. Okay okay, they were my titas and cousins but what can you say? I'm still a bo$$...

But when I saw this video I was like this..

It's really amazing what the human mind can do, even at such a young age! They didn't force her at all, from reading the video information. Just wow.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I went to the dentist today...

I went to the dentist today.

I have a cavity.

I swear its those maui chips -- ruining my life. I don't even care! Actually, I do care... shit damnit tangina ookie ni nam maliit ang titi mo (no homo) shit!

Like she was telling me what they are going to do -- they actually cut a piece of your tooth and replace it with something else? Are you serious? Was I lead on all this time as a kid? I had sweet tooth and had hella cavities while growing up. Man wtf.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Corporate Life: The 2 worst times to take a deuce (lol get it?)

Going poo at work is a mixed bag -- you get to relieve yourself and feel great after,'re still taking a deucer at work/in public. This is amplified when you start working in corporate, where bathrooms are big, toilets are aplenty, and there's many people milling around... that will do their business inevitably some time of the day.

I'm going to help you out -- I'm going to tell you when are the best times to go number 2. It's simple: when nobody is around.

Since it's pretty much impossible to figure out when nobody is around, I find it much easier to just point out the WORST times to handle your business.

1. In the morning.

This is one of theeeee most horrible times to drop the kids at the pool. I swear. Do you know how many people drink coffee, ESPECIALLY corporate people who have to be at work early in the morning? Do you know what coffee does to you? Well I do -- it makes me want to take a big shit. Cot damn. This is why I don't drink coffee anymore (plus I'm using Crest White strips so I can't be messing that up, halla @ me).

If you have to go in the morning, might as well pinch your cheeks, exit left and wait awhile.

2. After lunch.

I've made my observations -- EVERY time I have to go after lunch I do one of these.

EVERY time, EVERY stall is taken. EVERY. EVERY. EVERY. Maybe it was taco salad day, or pork and beans day, or somebody spiked the coke machine with ex-lax.. I don't know. But yeah, don't waste your time. Well, you COULD get lucky. Probably not.

Well now I've passed on some wisdom. Hopefully your entrails emptying endeavors go well, and your bowel movements are now moving. Good luck!

And to people that are disgusted by this stuff: it's my blog! Plus its just poop. Everybody does it. Even hottie bombo latties (like me, no homo + halla @ me).

Sunday, July 6, 2008

I... LOVE.... MAUI .....CHIPS!

Had some spare time on a Sunday...

halla halla halla halla halla @ me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 4, 2008

The liq store is closed on the 4th of July?

What kinda bullshit is that?

I'm trying to get my Sailor Jerry's on and ya'll ain't lettin me!!

Old picture with me and my buddy Jerry...


I blurred it for ya'll youngins'!! I'm throw a fist for peace!!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

St-Stuntin is a habit.....

Guess who just got their tax return?

Halla if you hearrrrr meeeeeee

You so young, fly, and flashy!

Before I start, let me say that I don't really know much about high fashion. I'd like to think that I dress clean -- not too flashy, not too dressy, just my own regular style. I'd also like to think that I am fairly open to other people's fashion and style. BUT there are just some things that confuddle me beyond belief... anddd I'm going to take a break from being all congenial and shit and try to dissect some of these new (or old?) fashion statements, in the most heterosexual way of course (otherwise known as "no homo")

Also, if you happen to dress similar to these pictures.. no hard feelings. I don't care how you dress -- I'm just bored and irritated that I can't play my Xbox360 because my papa is watching The Filipino Channel. Damnit.


Metrosexual just started getting popular over the past few years, but I think this guy is stepping the line right here. How you gonna wear a female denim + purse combo then mean mug the camera thinkin' you're really doin' it? With your Cyclops sunglasses word to the X-Man Scott Summers. Pants lookin' like one of those painted on joints they started doin' for the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. I sure hope his girlfriend gave him the purse and was taking the picture because this guy is takin' straight L's. Cot damn! I would rock that Piston's jacket tho...

These dudes (maybe dudes? The one on the left is looking a little.. I don't know, could go either way)...Where was this picture taken tho? Never Never Land? Looking straight out of World of Warcraft with their whimsical look word to Night Elves. Also I think those types of scarves that their wearing has a religious meaning to them... but I guess they also make a great fashion statement?

How you gonna look like a male version of Catwoman word to Batman? This guy, having the audacity to strike a pose like this in public, especially in a high traffic area like a subway. How did that go down? "Alright, strike a pose!" "FIERCE!" ...with your America's Top Model ass. I feel weird looking at those shoes tho -- peek toe and open heel heels, what is that!? Seriously. Haircut lookin' like a bootleg Bobby Brown + Sisqo.

No comment. Hahahahah

What a bo$$.

Hahahahahah well I had my fun. Again, I'm just crackin' some jokes... don't be maaaaad.

Happy 4th of July, be safe!