Monday, May 30, 2011

I'm at a loss for words...

230+ dollars worth of groceries... for 6 dollars. You kidding me?

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Hey you! What song are you listening to?

Brought a smile to my face, esp. the Lil Wayne - Lollipop dude -- the way he said it all matter-of-factly and kept it moving.

Plus I thought it was cool to see a whole range of people being asked the question, the diversity was cool to see. I found that the songs they were listening to were a real authentic expression of themselves. It had to be real because of the way the dude was asking them off-cuff.

Friday, May 27, 2011

C'mon Son

C'mon son... the buffest dude out in the league and a swipe at the ball turns you into the next Denzel Washington aka best black actor. Might as well give you an academy award.. shake my damn head.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Random Thoughts: Squeezits, Caprisuns, Fruitcups, etc.

Ya'll remember these food items when you were young?

Get all excited to get your grubby little mitts on em right after you've been playing at recess or smacking kids at kickball or grabbing your balls or some shit, go to open it all fast, and BOOM all of it squirts everywhere?

That's some bullshit.

You know the makers of Squeezits were sitting in the Squeezit factory, chillin' by the Squeezit spout with an empty bottle like, 'Yeah I'ma fk up a kids white tee some day.. But I don't give a shit!!' Then goes and fills that bottle right up to the top.

Man screw you!!

Same goes for Caprisuns. You wanna go and put the straw in the hole *pause* without covering the end with your thumb? Your face getting squirted on word to Peter North vs. Nautica Thorn. *pause* Got Mountain Cooler all up in your nostrils and shit.

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Who needs shoe cleaner...

When you got your tongue?

Yo ugh!

I liked the part though where he stopped for a bit... thought about it... then was like 'nah I'm not done' then kept on going LOL

Shoutouts to my brother for showing me this one.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Kewl Yahoo! Answers Vol. 1

How do i know my body is ready for sex?

i have been in a relationship with a guy for about 4-5months now, i am only 14 and he is 15, he asked what i think about losing my virginity to him, i told him i would have to think about it as he was fine with that, i have decided that im keen for the experience but im not to sure on a few things such as... how do i know my body is physically ready for sex? is there any pain? is there much blood? how do i know he will be able to fit in me? if i can please have some help with these question thank you :)
Link to question

I mean, if you gotta ask questions like that, you probably ain't ready for that smash-smizzle-ping-pow nomsain (know what I'm saying)? You ain't ready for that swag-splash-big-bash nomsain (know what I'm saying)?. You ain't ready for that sling-slang-bing-bang nomsain (know what I'm saying)?

One day though, you just gon wake up and be like..

But for now, you ain't ready... nomsain (know what I'm saying)?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Hi-Tech Student

"...I'll just download the attachments."