Saturday night was Diannie and Chantha's engagement dinner at Palisades restaurant in Seattle. I went with Muriel. I have no idea how people find that place, shit's all confusing. But I don't like driving in Seattle period so...
Very nice venue -- I remember I took a prom date there one year in high school. I didn't get any that night. But whatever, I was/is a pretty big nerd and I was prone to making mistakes with the opposite sex. I'm not too shabby now but let's not get into that. ;]
Whilst taking periodic drags of my white zin (am I kewl yet?), my eyes glanced over the menu. One item in particular -- Wagyu steak with some other stuff I don't really care about.
Wagyu steak is pretty much Kobe steak from Japan.
Kobe steak is made from cows who get to drink beer with their food to make them 'happy' -- I just call it getting shitfaced. They also get 'massaged' like everyday -- I just call it sexytime. The theory is that happier cows taste better. Go figure.
I had to order it.
Thing came out with super fancy plating like it was straight off Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto's menu. Meat was firm on the outside, but super soft on the inside. *pause*
As I demolished the whole thing, I couldn't help by think to myself, 'So this is what 65 dollars tastes like...'
But anyway, great dinner you guys and congrats! Thanks for having me.
Especially 103 Proof alcohol named after feisty male genitalia, under the guise of fighting, ferocious game chickens.
My birthday was a lot of fun! It was like a rollercoaster, except it only had two parts -- the part where excitement courses through your veins as you keep going up and up... then to the point where your supposed trip to the heavens is abruptly interrupted as you breach the crest and just go careening towards the ground.
Too much Fighting Cock.
Drink's kept coming to me. Being the occasional asshole and that it's my birthday, I take on all comers -- pounding them out as if I was a combination of Justin Slayer and Mr. Marcus. *pause*
Eventually, the inevitable dethroning of King Arthur happened. I just wished that it didn't happen before 11 PM.
Too much Fighting Cock.
I mean, I didn't even get to go out to the bar I was supposed to go to -- I was blacked out and dunzo by then. Some things that I did as told to me by my friends the next day:
Acting like a douche, I yelled out "WHAT UP!?" as I was stumbling to the bathroom. I then run into the wall.
I sat down on the curb then just fell backwards and smacked my head on some gravel. This explains the bumps on my head the next morning.
I went to go pee next to some dumpsters in an alley with my roommate *pause*. After he's done, he rounds the corner to find me laying down on the ground. In the alley.
Too much Fighting Cock. Not everybody could make it out because it was a Tuesday, but to everybody that did... thanks ya'll! I truly appreciate each and every one of you for coming and celebrating King Arthur's birthday.
I'm a fan of telling people to embrangle themselves on my private member. In other words, to 'suck it'. I don't mean it -- I use it as an expression (most of the time). If you've known me, you know this. If you don't know me, suck it! If you dont know what this even looks like, I'll have Olivia Munn demonstrate...
Turns out my friends have seen the way and have adopted this expression to be used in their daily activities. This is the Arthur way.
Marie and Charisma down with it... Ann-Marie already knows whats up. Check out the shirt tho... Even during phone calls, still gots to do it. Jazz knows the deal. She's drunk but that doesn't matter. In between frames at the bowling alley, Anela's enjoying herself hahah The new dance crew, "Team Suck It!" Me teaching Kazuya the way. Dex and John representing in Japan. Bringing it international, son.
People come to me and say, "Arthur why don't you do something else? That's pretty vulgar..."
- Do 4 hours of MATH 341 HW - Eat 4 pounds of hotwings with roommates
I'm absolutely filled to the brim with crusted chicken -- two pounds of Spicy Honey Dijon, one pound of Sweet and Sour, one pound of Suicide Hot. Can't believe it, word to T-Pain and Lil' Wayne. Make the people say...
This Saturday I was the MC for the Filipino Heritage dinner up at school along with my co-host Alex Higa.
Swagger was at a hundred, thousand, trillion.
Public speaking is always tough at first -- you can never shake the initial butterflies. To be completely honest, it was pre-show and I was pittin' out like a mothafker.
Not enough of that Old Spice. I shoulda doubled up.
Once the ball gets rolling though, I get into this mode that I'd like to call Arthur Mode. I don't try to be anybody else, I don't try to speak out, it's just me. Arthur. I got comments on that after the event, how my talking/humor is just natural.
I'm just tryin' to have fun tho. ;]
Some pictures:
The MC's of the night Am I kewl yet? Hi girlfriend!
Like a good little boy, I finished all my homework early. That means Arthur can play! I remember when I was little, my parents wouldn't let me near my NES and Super Nintendo until Friday... AND if I finished all my homework. That sucked. I guess it was good for me because I turned out kinda smart. Kinda.
Since all my homework was done, you know what that meant...
Literally, me and my roommates played all day. I rolled my ankle playing basketball on Friday so I was all for it. I put in some serious work on that XBOX -- from NBA 2k9 to Halo 3 to Call of Duty 4. The nerd in me was in full blossom.
We also had to eat SOMETHING, so why not go all out and get the biggest freaking pizza ever? We called the local pizza place here and ordered "The Colossus". If you don't know what that means, here:
colossus noun 1. someone or something that is abnormally large and powerful [syn: giant] 2. a person of exceptional importance and reputation
AKA a perfect fit for Arthur -- a abnormally large pizza for a person of exceptional importance and reputation (am I kewl yet guys?). You know damn well the pudgy kid in me was giddy as hell! Here's some pictures:
It took up the table space for 4 people -- this is one of those tables my tita's and tito's would play Mah-Jong on. The pizza itself compared with a water bottle. Those white things are those stabilizers that keep the slices from moving -- most pizzas have 1, this thing has 10. TEN. COLOSSUS. Compared to a Costco pizza, which is pretty effing big itself. Too bad it ain't got shit on the COLOSSUS.
In one day, we ordered. We came. We conquered. And, in my case, broke the toilet. Halla @ me! I'm pretty gamed out though, which is good because tomorrow is Monday AKA back 2 duh skoo.
Growing up, I watched a lot of TV. A LOT. Whether it was TGIF with Step-By-Step, Family Matters, Boy Meets World etc. or Nickelodeon with My Brother and Me, Are You Afraid of the Dark? Didn't matter, I watched it. I was going through adolescence at the time, so naturally I was a little... let's say, "enthusiastic"... when certain girls were on TV.
Okay, I was a horny little kid back then. Who wasn't?! Pfft.
Anyway, I had four distinct crushes growing up -- every time they graced the TV screen my heart would flutter...
Or I would get a stiffy. One of the two.
1. Salt-N-Pepa
Every every EVERY time I saw this video, I got a tingle in my loins. I swear. I couldn't put my finger on it (no pun intended, lol). They were just so suggestive, so suave, so explicit! I remember I would go over to my friend's house in the 1st grade and pretend we were making out with them (no homo). I also vividly remember my friend saying he would rip Pepa's shirt off and just relive his breast feeding days. I promise it was my friend. Promise. We were growing up alright!
2. Alex Mack
This show was the shit. It had great storyline, great plot, great cinematography. Syke. All it had was Alex Mack. It also had a young actress named Jessica Alba, but she's hella weak (lol). To tell you the truth though, I don't remember any episode except the first one -- you know, the one where she JUST got her powers and didn't know how to transform into that puddle without losing all her clothes? Yeah, that one.
3. Aunt Becky
Yes, this is Aunt Becky from Full House. The same Aunt Becky that got with Uncle Jesse and had those twins. Everybody was heads over heels over the Olsen twins. I ain't give a eff bout them -- I cared for Aunt Becky. I don't care if she's older, she definitely "fluttered" my 7 year old "heart" *cough*. I don't even know what kinda haircut she got in this picture, on that 'Something About Mary' status, but I sure as hell didn't care. She was definitely the best female on the show, with Kimi Gibbler coming in a close 2nd place (not really). She's all grown now and still looking good so halla at a playa, I'm a grown man ma.
4. Gwendolyn "Winnie" Cooper
Winnie Cooper. You know from the jump that she was the girl that would be with you to the end -- she was the girl down the street that would play outside with you all day, playing tag, football, spin the bottle (lol). Growing up I had no real kids on my street unless you counted some older girls that lived next to me. I didn't really hang out with them though. I had better things to do anyway, like play Super Mario Bros. 2.
But I digress, Winnie Cooper filled that gap. She definitely captivated the 7 year old Arthur. I was so pissed when Kevin messed that up. Cot damn.
So those were my TV crushes from when I was growing up. Writing this struck me with a strong sense of nostalgia. Ahhhhh...
On another note, I'd like to with my girlfriend a happy birthday..
It really has gone by quick. I've kept myself pretty busy throughout, albeit a majority of time can be contributed to working full-time as a 3rd year summer intern. At the end of my tenure, I got a sweet picture of the new airplane signed by my group, framed and everything! I'm definitely very appreciative of the opportunity that has been given to me and I hope I can continue working there after I'm dunzo with schoolio.
But... all work and no play makes Arthur not a bo$$, and we can't have that am I right?!
Hawaii was amazing -- completely different world over there. It's like time moves a bit slower over there. Going out to different events like the Bite of Seattle and that Beerfest (I was dunzo that day) is always fun. Working full-time definitely makes you exercise your ability to manage your fun fun time (aka the weekend) so I made sure to make the most of it!
The summer though was all capped off by the lovely lovely Alicia Keys. Cot damn she is nice! My crotch got a bad case of rigor mortis for the two hours she preformed... I'm playin hahaha. But seriously, I was awestruck. Seeing somebody that's been plastered over all types of media, internet, tv, and then they are RIGHT there in front of your eyes. I was captivated. I was literally like this...
I had a great time with you Summer, but now its time to give Autumn a visit. I'm sorry! Take it ez ya'll!
I'm going to keep it brief and just show you some multimedia (lol am i kewl yet?) regarding last weeks festivities.
Happy Birthday Alan!
Here's a nifty video made by my good friend Hank. If you remember correctly, he likes to party.
Yes, that is me. Yes, those are glasses without lenses in them. Yes, I am sexy.
You know what? I don't even know. But can you really argue? It's Jean Claude Van Damme punching a snake until its flaccid no homo. Pretty manly if you ask me.
My birthday is today! It started off great -- I woke up and burned my bagel to the point where the whole room was smoky and couldn't see shit! fkn bagel got stuck in the toaster cot damn...! Also when I went to pee this morning, I think sumthin was stuck in the pipes bc I peed too hard and it started to hurt ALOT. lol now everytime i pee it does this. Help??????????????
But yes indeed, it is my birthday. I'm turning 22 years old. Why do I still look like I am 17? Anyway, since it's my birthday... I'm going to walk on campus all day like this. Well I walk like this everyday anyway because, you guessed it, I am a boss.
Hopefully I get to meet up with my girlfriend sometime soon so we can make out... hopefully I can make it to 2nd base... I feel its going to happen soon! To all the other girls, here's a sneak peek on how I get down. Guys, take notes.
[flava flav]yeaaaaaaaaaauhhhhhhhhh BOYYEEEEEEEE[/flava flav] You girls aren't ready for all of it.. so you'll just have to make do with that! so HAH! im so kewl.
Also since it's my birthday, it's required that all readers of this blog give me a PRESENT (haha, suckers... am I kewl yet?)! All the things I want are listed on the survey on the right. Choose wisely...
I don't want to be greedy. I want to also commemorate another birthday -- my friend Brian. These pictures pretty much speak for themselves.
I was pretty drunk, I won't lie. I have a feeling Brian was pretty drunk too... hahahah HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR! YOU ARE SO SEXY! PLEASE HAVE MY KIDS! PLEASE!!!
Well I gotta go get ready to goto skool, I gotta go wash my enormous balls (no homo) and get dressed up.
hahahahahah take it ez y'all! don't forget to vote on my survey!
I just noticed that my survey has been done for awhile, so I decided to capture the results.
Here's what I came up with (click to see whole picture, kay?):
According to this picture I have 3 girlfriends (littr girr hi!!), 2 friends (winnie and kevin they are great), 4 nohomo guys (ducktales wooohooo and ac slater... lol.), and 2 secret admirers (I wonder who they could be, I don't know)!
I'll be making a new survey soon, be sure to vote on it! In the mean time...
Last Friday we went to Richmond Sushi in Canadddiaaaa. Special thing about this place is that late at night, the freaks come out, babies are being made, and the sushi is ALL YOU CAN EAT. Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhh ohh yeahhh ohh yeahhhhh...
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love sushi, all kinds. Well some. I'm not used to eating fried fishes heads off. I mean my parents do it all the time, but I'm not gangster as them. At first I was hesitant to eat it, but I am a pudgey chub chub and ate it anyway.
It's good with beer!
Rest of the weekend was cool -- went to The Roots concert, Paul had a little too much fun (hahah), and my girlfriend came up to visit (hi baby)! Something that wasn't cool was that I got diarrhea on like Sunday. I think it was the Tapatio sauce or whatever, some hot sauce. Yeah this mudda effa gave me the runs.. Now I'm afraid to fart because I get this feeling poop will come out. Thanks Tapatio!
