Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Get it right! Get it tight!

Whatever kind of yoga this is... I ain't mad at it!

Got me lookin like Ahhnold in Red Sonja...

This has me straight up laughin tho -- girl could probly give me black eyes with her ass cheeks. How she look like she have 2 baby aliens inside her buttcheeks about to burst out word to Sigourney Weaver? That shit ain't right!

About my updates, don't you worry about it. I've just been swamped with things... but I'll get back on it. Keepin' quick for now but just you wait... just you wait...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Li-Li-Li-Li my Poliwog?

Hahah who remember's this show??? This shit is heat rock! WOWWWWWW!!!!! Wayne should have put this song out instead.

My favorite part is where he compares himself to all the people on Gullah Gullah hahaha thats SWAGGA.

"I'm a poliwog but James ain't shit...."

Binya Binya is a homie, for real...

Monday, April 21, 2008

Meet the Huxtables!

I'm going to keep it brief and just show you some multimedia (lol am i kewl yet?) regarding last weeks festivities.

Happy Birthday Alan!

Here's a nifty video made by my good friend Hank. If you remember correctly, he likes to party.

Yes, that is me. Yes, those are glasses without lenses in them. Yes, I am sexy.

You know what? I don't even know. But can you really argue? It's Jean Claude Van Damme punching a snake until its flaccid no homo. Pretty manly if you ask me.

Alright, time to goto work.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

My Swag is at an All-Time High!

... because I got a new deodorant. Seriously. I was walking through Fred Meyer and I just saw this and I had to buy it. Check it out.

Yes it is called 'swagger'. It even says.. "THE OFFICIAL SCENT OF CONFIDENCE". Might as well have said "THE OFFICIAL SCENT OF ARTHUR, KING OF BO$$E$" Hahahah I'm playin... but seriously it's crazy that Old Spice has the audacity to make a deodorant called swagger. I mean really.

Here's me testing it out. Hopefully I can make it to third base with my girlfriend with this! I think this will put me over the top. I feel it this time. Other girls, you can just be amazed by my astounding armpit hair... I quote my good friend Jordan "why it look like you got one of them gem troll toys from back in the day under ur arm?" Jerk. lolllllllll jp hahahah i still laugh at that.


Am I kewl yet? But alright, time to do some lab work. I'm going to put my shirt on now. Swagger is with me.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww! Wowwwwwwwwwwwww! Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#####***** WOW *****#####

Let look at some of the comments for this song and what I have to say:

rollaturkey (2 days ago)
yo dis joint is on fire mane and who eva dat was who sadi it was trash is crazy mane

you ain't never lied!!! at least im not crazy mane!!! Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

onurpimp (5 days ago)
baaad he sounds like a frog waaaaaaah

O rly? He sounds like a frog, huh? Only one thing I can say to that: Wowwwwwwwwww!!

ReachGodaim27 (1 week ago)
The Beat on the Video Is Better Than The One On Limewire

I Should Start Typing Like This. Maybe It Would Make Me Cool. Oh Wait It Doesn't. Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

plum201 (2 weeks ago)


Hahahaha I'm just havin' some fun. I actually find this song really entertaining for some reason. Like literally I thought in my head "wowwwwww there's an actual video for this. wowwwww"

Alright Arthur, time to goto bed. Really.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Yay for Birthdays!

My birthday is today! It started off great -- I woke up and burned my bagel to the point where the whole room was smoky and couldn't see shit! fkn bagel got stuck in the toaster cot damn...! Also when I went to pee this morning, I think sumthin was stuck in the pipes bc I peed too hard and it started to hurt ALOT. lol now everytime i pee it does this. Help??????????????

But yes indeed, it is my birthday. I'm turning 22 years old. Why do I still look like I am 17? Anyway, since it's my birthday... I'm going to walk on campus all day like this. Well I walk like this everyday anyway because, you guessed it, I am a boss.

Hopefully I get to meet up with my girlfriend sometime soon so we can make out... hopefully I can make it to 2nd base... I feel its going to happen soon! To all the other girls, here's a sneak peek on how I get down. Guys, take notes.

[flava flav]yeaaaaaaaaaauhhhhhhhhh BOYYEEEEEEEE[/flava flav] You girls aren't ready for all of it.. so you'll just have to make do with that! so HAH! im so kewl.

Also since it's my birthday, it's required that all readers of this blog give me a PRESENT (haha, suckers... am I kewl yet?)! All the things I want are listed on the survey on the right. Choose wisely...

I don't want to be greedy. I want to also commemorate another birthday -- my friend Brian. These pictures pretty much speak for themselves.

I was pretty drunk, I won't lie. I have a feeling Brian was pretty drunk too... hahahah HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!


Well I gotta go get ready to goto skool, I gotta go wash my enormous balls (no homo) and get dressed up.

hahahahahah take it ez y'all! don't forget to vote on my survey!