Sunday, December 28, 2008

Christmas recap!

Christmas was pretty nice!

'Tis the season to give.. so I put out no homo. I gave out pretty good gifts, but for one of them I put a little bit more effort into it -- I actually made it! I made a soft pastel painting/drawing/whateveryoucallit for my girlfriend. Put some of that Arthur magic to work you know what I'm sayin!

I made a video capturing it's creation/celebration.

Get em!

As for what I got, I got some pretty cool gifts.

I get pretty lonely sometimes being away from home and my girlfriend so my mom got me a lonely companion pillow for those nights where I just wanna lay down, cry, and listen to 808's and heartbreak...

My brother knows that I really really like authentic shoes -- if I get fakes I get hella pissed! SO pissed, you would not believe. With that in mind, he got me these exclusive Spongebob Jordans.

I'ma be breakin' hella necks with these.. man I'ma lock down all the breezies and feezies once I get back on campus. My swagger's on high.

My pops, he knows I play a good amount of video games -- it's a great way for me to wind down after a hard day's work. With that, he bought me a next-generation video game system: that PX-3600! Straight up shits on XBOX360's...

This plays that new video format, Gray-Ray... not that old ass Blu-Ray. You guys got that 1080p and shit, I gots that hundred, thousand, trillion p... straight up jizz in my pants resolution.

Thank you to everybody who gave me a present, thought of me, said hi to me, gave me a hug, gave me a kiss, gave me a special kiss, thank you! Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Eve!

Today is Christmas Eve!

Tomorrow is Christmas!

I'm sexy!

Christmas has kind of lost its luster for me. Not as a holiday but more on how excited I used to get when that time rolled around.

I was one of THOSE kids -- the ones that would do any and everything to figure out what presents I got. I would scour the whole house for the video games I asked for, make little rips in the gift wrapping so I could get that little peek, beat up my little brother to get him to spill the beans...

Then when Christmas rolls around... I was literally like this kid.

I used to do that EXACTLY. Even down to the incessant petting of the box with both the back and fronts of my hands.

I like how he opens the next present and he's like 'wtf is this boolshiet' hahaha

Ahhh.... memories.

Merry Christmas ya'll!

Happy Holidays!

Stay up no homo!

I'll be sure to post pictures of all the wonderful pieces of coal I get!

Thursday, December 18, 2008


Snow has finally fallen upon my parent's house, blanketing the streets with its goodness and whiteness (and yellowness if you're special).

I'm pretty excited! So excited that I went outside right when I woke up. This is what happened...

Oh man!

Monday, December 15, 2008

I know my destination, but I'm just not there..

Today is the first official day of winter break -- this means one more academic quarter in the books. It also means working out, killin cats at that Halo, hanging out with family and friends, being sexy, etc.

This also means that I'll be staying back at my parent's house until the new year rolls around.

My lola's been here too and I love it because I don't really get to see her very much because she lives in Canada. All I have to do is smile at her and her face lights up as she replies back with the brightest smile...

I appreciate her staying her and I cherish the times I have with her now because she will be going to the Philippines sometime soon. I cherish both of my grandma's -- I've never had the chance to meet my grandpa's as they passed away before I was born. My mom always tells me I get my drawing talent from them.

Lola's been sleeping in my room so I get the trusty money-green colored couch. Halla!

Well alright, I'm still a little under the weather so I'ma go rest... but you already know I'ma celebrate... least a little bit. hahahah

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Best Invention Ever

I don't play golf, but if I ever start... this is high up on the priority list.

Got me goin' like this when I first saw it...

The towel looks pretty crucial too.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Funny YouTube Comments Vol. 1

I watch insane amounts of videos on YouTube. I swear I've wasted/enjoyed a lot of my time on this website. Let's take a closer look...

This is my YouTube profile. Check the amount of videos I've watched. 11,264.


Let's do some quick math: 11,264, let's say 4 minutes a video... that's 45056 minutes. There's 1440 minutes in one day, so thats 31.29 days spent watching videos on YouTube. Thats 8.57% of the year.

Cot damn! And yes I'm a nerd, suck it.

With that, I've seen some of the craziest comments on these videos. I swear, people on YouTube have no regard, no respect, no care in the world when leaving these comments. There's definitely some outlandish shit I've seen.

Also, there's some comments where I'm scratching my head (no homo, get it?) and wondering, "What's you're education like doggie?" I swear I feel like I'm trying to decipher an ancient language sometimes when I'm reading these comments -- like on some Egyptian hieroglyphics, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego, super sleuth, Hardy Boys type shit.

I would like to share with you, some examples.

Ludacris ft. Chris Brown & Sean Garrett - I know what them girls like [Lyrics]
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i love this song so much i would proboly finat if i really seeen him or i would kiss himm

'Finat' huh? I don't know what that means, but I think she wants to have sex with Chris Brown. Or just kiss him.

Usher - Trading Places
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dis song iz hot i no dis random bt he gt cute toes n sik trianers bet wifey pist at da song even do dey actin

iManicMan is commenting on Usher's toes. Better call 'no homo' dog. Unless you're actually gay, that's okay too -- I'm not going to be pist at you.
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lmfao wtf its shes on top and his at da bottom means dat shes grindin on him stupid learn ya shit be4 i say shit like u nava let a gurl come on top off u be4 to grind ya dick or u don't cuzz u nava had sex

Translation: "I am laughing, confounded by your ignorance -- the woman is pleasing herself on top of the man. Educate yourself before I have to teach you. You haven't had a female orgasm on top of you during coitus before? Maybe it's because you never have had intercourse."

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has anyone ever touched your clit??

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at this. This guy went all in for real, but have some class man! Hahahaha

Alright alright, I gotta go -- time to be productive. Take it ez ya'll!

Monday, December 8, 2008


This week I'm studying for my finals in the kitchen, away from my computer so I'm actually a little bit productive. Thing is, I can still see the TV from the kitchen... so I'm glancing over and I see the music video for Beyonce - Single Ladies.

Cot damn.

Every time I see this video, I get memorized for a little. It's like her movements putting me in a trance, drooling all over my big ass lips, getting my homework all wet and shit. How did Jay-Z bag this? I'm wondering this because for sure dude's not pullin' with his look game.. no homo. Maybe his swagger is on hundred, thousand, trillion... like Arthur.

Anyway, Beyonce gots it like that. She's definitely up there for me... but not above my girlfriend (see what I did there?).

But anyway, I get tired of studying and hop on the computer for a little bit and I see this...


I gotta go... hahaha

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Jizzed my pants...

I can totally relate...

...well not really but shit it's funny!

Dude's expressions.. hahah. Song's filthy tho -- Timbaland needs to stop hittin' those weights and take notes from these guys.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Arthur Cooks Breakfast!

I love breakfast.

I especially love eggs.

Since I enjoy breakfast, I decided to show you how I get down -- how Arthur cooks that big boy breakfast! Big breakfast for big boys, you gotta feel it.

Tell me why I opened up a fresh carton of eggs fresh from Costco, and one of them are missing! What. The. Eff. Got bopped the coldest... but I'ma fight through it.

So let me cook breakfast for you...

Get down on it!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Sickest video I've seen in awhile...

As a avid Bruce Lee fan, this video was crazyyy for me. Technology these days has gotten insane!

You might be asking: "Arthur where was your Thanksgiving post? Aren't you thankful for me?"

My answer is... Thanksgiving was great -- I got to see family and I got to gain 1012312 pounds.

I didn't take many pictures of the food. Believe me though when I say there was bountiful bounty -- I'm Filipino and I've been pretty pudgy all my life aka my family knows how to get down. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me... I didn't even eat any turky though (I'm not a fan). We even had honey cashew prawns. Walnut, whatever. It had nuts in it.

Yes, honey cashew prawns, shit isn't even related to the holiday but damn we got it.

Back to school though, where food is scarce and work is plentiful. Yay!

And no I'm not thankful for my readers, this MY shit! I run this! I'm King Kong and y'all are some peasant orangutans! Suck it!

...I'm playin. You know I'm thankful for ya'll. ;]

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

EDIT: Thanks baby for pointing out how boater I am, thank you thank you.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Go Shorty

After a long day of school, through all the brain wrenching and mind contorting... this brought a smile to my face.

Animals do amazing things -- I could quit being an electrical engineer and just study animals and I'd be fine with it. Did you know the reason why this lizard is moving like that is so that it emulates the movement of a leaf? This is so that would-be predators won't nom nom on him! This little guy almost dances as good as me... ;]

Also, it's his birthday... I'm about to sip on some Bacardi like it's his birthday.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Tuscani Pasta's legit

After a rough night of drinking, the roommates and I decided to get somethin' a little on the greasy side. We ended up deciding on demystifying the mystery that is Pizza Hut pasta.

I mean, Pizza Hut pasta? Really? I know you've seen that commercial on TV where they are in some nice ass Italian restaurant in New York and these people are all ranting and raving about it.. then boom its fkn Pizza Hut!

So we got a 2 pound plate of it with 5 breadsticks...

We got the chicken parm, the pasta of bo$$e$. We were all pleasantly surprised! We killed it all in one sitting, halla @ us, swagger @ 100, 1000, 1000000000, etc.

So in the end, Tuscani Pasta from Pizza Hut is pretty legit.

What's also legit is the case of the runs I got from it soon after but don't worry about that!

Saturday, November 15, 2008


Why can't I ever be fully, 100% healthy? Please tell me why.

I always, always, ALWAYS have something wrong with me. I haven't been 100% healed since I can't even remember -- once one thing starts getting better, I experience another travesty. It's like I have to sit and do nothing to just get fully revitalized.

Like I'll have a pimple in my nose so I can't wiggle or pick my nose, then when that gets better I'll eat some spicy food and have the runs for a while, then when that gets better I'll get a boil on my bulging bicep, then when that gets better I'll poop my pants.

Not really that first one. But you get the idea.

Remember my ankle? Well that just started getting better... but now I messed up my thumb playing basketball -- it was 2 on 1 and I stole the pass but my thumbnail got effed.

How am I going to dominate on Halo? How am I going to play video games? How am I going to live life?

Oh yeah, sorry about the picture. It was kinda unexpected. But hey I gotta go now -- somebody is calling me...

...I'm playin. But yeah, ya'll have a good night.. I'm going to not play video games due to my new injury.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Arthur's Laboratory

I've been busy. Busy with school, busy with homework, busy with engineering, busy being sexy. It's a rough life.

But I'm been mostly been busy with laboratory, where we build and test all things electatrickanomic and enginurring like.

Don't even ask me about it. Lol. Despite the huge amount of engineering that I do, I really try to steer this blog away from that. I mean.. who wants to learn about sexy nerd stuff amirite?? ;]

I gotta clean my room and go back on campus to work on some lab reports. My mommy would be proud.

I just hope after today I'll be able to just let my hair down and...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Election 2008

Obama won!

I'm not a very political person though. Call me ignorant, dumb, sexy, whatever... but I don't know I just never got into it.

I do know though that Obama hustled real hard and is now BALLINNNN'!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Tots my bady


Quotables (mostly no homo):

[1:03] "Ram it in my thighs"
ORIGINAL: "Let me wrap my thighs"

[1:09] "I know you love my c*ck"
ORIGINAL: "I know you love my curves"

Dong-won Kim for the win. Yes, he's a bit feminine. Yes, his other videos he's in drag. Yes, I watched all of it. No homo.

I applaud him for putting himself out there and trying. But really, all you gotta do is..

Tots my bady.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Bulging leg muscles > My new 501 Levi's

I ripped my new 501 STF Levi's.

I just bought them like 2-3 weeks ago and have been wearing them everyday every time I go out, to school, with friends, whatever. There are (were) my favorites! I didn't even wash them -- I would just stuff dryer sheets in the pockets to keep them smelling good. Not that my body smells or anything. I'm kewl.

It happened this morning as I was leaving the house to go to class. Every time I leave the house, I always touch my cross hanging on my wall, kneel down, and do the Trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit).

This time, when I went to kneel... I heard a "RRRrrrrpt!"

I look down and there is a huge ass rip near my crotch. It wasn't because of my monstrous manhood (no homo, am I kewl yet). It was a combination of the stress on the jeans and the manliness of my legs -- I have huge tree-trunk like legs. Ask anybody.

Too much Arthur.

Closer look.

What you got goin' on in there...? No homo.


So now that my jeans have decided to grow a vagina-like rip, I don't know if I can go back to Kohl's and get another pair. I may just have to though -- I really liked those jeans.

Oh well. RIP to my new jeans.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Make em say...

What Arthur did today:

- Do 4 hours of MATH 341 HW
- Eat 4 pounds of hotwings with roommates

I'm absolutely filled to the brim with crusted chicken -- two pounds of Spicy Honey Dijon, one pound of Sweet and Sour, one pound of Suicide Hot. Can't believe it, word to T-Pain and Lil' Wayne. Make the people say...

Monday, October 27, 2008

Arthur, the Master of Ceremonies

This Saturday I was the MC for the Filipino Heritage dinner up at school along with my co-host Alex Higa.

Swagger was at a hundred, thousand, trillion.

Public speaking is always tough at first -- you can never shake the initial butterflies. To be completely honest, it was pre-show and I was pittin' out like a mothafker.

Not enough of that Old Spice. I shoulda doubled up.

Once the ball gets rolling though, I get into this mode that I'd like to call Arthur Mode. I don't try to be anybody else, I don't try to speak out, it's just me. Arthur. I got comments on that after the event, how my talking/humor is just natural.

I'm just tryin' to have fun tho. ;]

Some pictures:

The MC's of the night

Am I kewl yet?

Hi girlfriend!

Time to do some statistics -- pfft.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

My pudge pudge comes in handy sometimes...

I have been a part of a local boxing gym for a while now. It's not like an aerobic boxing class you take at the YMCA or something, you get your ass beat... like in the middle up the crack... with a spiked bat (no homo). Like people from the gym actually fight amateur and win -- the 2007 National Women's Golden Glove champion goes to the gym. She's insanely good lol.

But anyway, I went in yesterday -- everything was normal AKA my shirt was soaked with Arthur mojo. Usually when the sessions wind down, we go through a circuit of ab excercises. Not today, oh no not today...

So our boxing coach grabs a stick and tells everybody to lay down in a line, face up. I'm like "ruh roh..." -- I've never been asked to do this.

So we are all laying down and our coach, stick in hand, starts walking on us! He would just walk on top of us on our abs/midsection. My reaction...

I couldn't do anything about it now, so I tightened my abs (its the feeling you get when you're trying to take a dookie)and braced to get pranced on.

It wasn't that bad.

But he did it like 20 times over.

I guess my pudge pudge comes in handy sometimes... I definitely did dookie when I got home -- stepping on my intestine's is sure to push that food out of you.

Take it ez ya'll!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Been hit with a few shells but don't walk with a limp...

I rolled my ankle last Friday.

It's Wednesday now. I haven't had proper time to sit down and really take care of it -- as a result, it got swollen! I had lab work, studying, and that America's Best Dance Crew tour to attend (pics and vids coming soon). I was busy!

I decided to take a look at it today. My reaction...

Cot damn! I look down and see this...

Don't give me crap about the mix matched socks -- that's true game right there. I'm playin', I actually had double socks on and the inner sock was white.

Shit's crazy! I've never had it turn purple before, and I've rolled this ankle plenty of times. Oh well -- it gives me an excuse to walk with that gangster lean. People be looking at me on campus like "Oh shit, he's a true gangster... he that sswagger ... sexy, mmmm". Well, not just like that.. maybe? All I know is I'm gimpy and goin' to school hahah.

Take it ez ya'll!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dance Out of Your Pants

I'm going America's Best Dance Crew tour tonight with my girlfriend and friends. Apparently they wanted me to perform over there for some reason... perhaps they saw my Maui Chip video?

I'm playin'.

Anyway, we got Row 2 on the Floor AKA I can slap the asses of A.S.S.I.D. and my girlfriend can touch all the Jabberwockees that she wants (bratty). It's pretty close. But yeah we'll see these guys...

My girlfriend thinks I look like one of those dudes... Phil? Well I google'd dude (no homo) and made a little comparison picture:

I don't know... maybe if you add some facial hair and took off some of my huge neck and face muscles (lol).

But alright, I gotta get ready (AKA play Halo). Hopefully I can squeeze my camera in there and take some pictures -- put it in my crotch area or something... no homo again. But anyway, I'll catch you guys later! Take it ez!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Most Productive Weekend EVER!

Not really.

Like a good little boy, I finished all my homework early. That means Arthur can play! I remember when I was little, my parents wouldn't let me near my NES and Super Nintendo until Friday... AND if I finished all my homework. That sucked. I guess it was good for me because I turned out kinda smart. Kinda.

Since all my homework was done, you know what that meant...

Literally, me and my roommates played all day. I rolled my ankle playing basketball on Friday so I was all for it. I put in some serious work on that XBOX -- from NBA 2k9 to Halo 3 to Call of Duty 4. The nerd in me was in full blossom.

We also had to eat SOMETHING, so why not go all out and get the biggest freaking pizza ever? We called the local pizza place here and ordered "The Colossus". If you don't know what that means, here:
1. someone or something that is abnormally large and powerful [syn: giant]
2. a person of exceptional importance and reputation

AKA a perfect fit for Arthur -- a abnormally large pizza for a person of exceptional importance and reputation (am I kewl yet guys?). You know damn well the pudgy kid in me was giddy as hell! Here's some pictures:

It took up the table space for 4 people -- this is one of those tables my tita's and tito's would play Mah-Jong on.

The pizza itself compared with a water bottle. Those white things are those stabilizers that keep the slices from moving -- most pizzas have 1, this thing has 10. TEN. COLOSSUS.

Compared to a Costco pizza, which is pretty effing big itself. Too bad it ain't got shit on the COLOSSUS.

In one day, we ordered. We came. We conquered. And, in my case, broke the toilet. Halla @ me! I'm pretty gamed out though, which is good because tomorrow is Monday AKA back 2 duh skoo.

Well, I gotta go -- somebody's calling me.. I must resist!

Take it ez ya'll!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

14 Year Old Kim Kardashian

You gotta be joking me -- that is a grown ass woman right there. My initial reaction was this...

I mean, 14 years old? Really? Back when I was 14 I was still eating microwave Bagel Bites and playing Game Boy Color. Girls back then were playing with Sailor Moon and Hello Kitty.

 Kim Kardashian was instead playing with C cup breasts.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Four TV crushes that I had growing up...

Growing up, I watched a lot of TV. A LOT. Whether it was TGIF with Step-By-Step, Family Matters, Boy Meets World etc. or Nickelodeon with My Brother and Me, Are You Afraid of the Dark? Didn't matter, I watched it. I was going through adolescence at the time, so naturally I was a little... let's say, "enthusiastic"... when certain girls were on TV.

Okay, I was a horny little kid back then. Who wasn't?! Pfft.

Anyway, I had four distinct crushes growing up -- every time they graced the TV screen my heart would flutter...

Or I would get a stiffy. One of the two.

1. Salt-N-Pepa

Every every EVERY time I saw this video, I got a tingle in my loins. I swear. I couldn't put my finger on it (no pun intended, lol). They were just so suggestive, so suave, so explicit! I remember I would go over to my friend's house in the 1st grade and pretend we were making out with them (no homo). I also vividly remember my friend saying he would rip Pepa's shirt off and just relive his breast feeding days. I promise it was my friend. Promise. We were growing up alright!

2. Alex Mack

This show was the shit. It had great storyline, great plot, great cinematography. Syke. All it had was Alex Mack. It also had a young actress named Jessica Alba, but she's hella weak (lol). To tell you the truth though, I don't remember any episode except the first one -- you know, the one where she JUST got her powers and didn't know how to transform into that puddle without losing all her clothes? Yeah, that one.

3. Aunt Becky

Yes, this is Aunt Becky from Full House. The same Aunt Becky that got with Uncle Jesse and had those twins. Everybody was heads over heels over the Olsen twins. I ain't give a eff bout them -- I cared for Aunt Becky. I don't care if she's older, she definitely "fluttered" my 7 year old "heart" *cough*. I don't even know what kinda haircut she got in this picture, on that 'Something About Mary' status, but I sure as hell didn't care. She was definitely the best female on the show, with Kimi Gibbler coming in a close 2nd place (not really). She's all grown now and still looking good so halla at a playa, I'm a grown man ma.

4. Gwendolyn "Winnie" Cooper

Winnie Cooper. You know from the jump that she was the girl that would be with you to the end -- she was the girl down the street that would play outside with you all day, playing tag, football, spin the bottle (lol). Growing up I had no real kids on my street unless you counted some older girls that lived next to me. I didn't really hang out with them though. I had better things to do anyway, like play Super Mario Bros. 2.

But I digress, Winnie Cooper filled that gap. She definitely captivated the 7 year old Arthur. I was so pissed when Kevin messed that up. Cot damn.

So those were my TV crushes from when I was growing up. Writing this struck me with a strong sense of nostalgia. Ahhhhh...

On another note, I'd like to with my girlfriend a happy birthday..

<3 <3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3 <3

Take it ez ya'll!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Maui Revisited: Luau

In the process of gleaming through all my files on my computer to see which are worthy to have habitat on my hard drive, I found this video.

It's a video from the Luau I went to during my Maui trip! Hooray!

I did some quick editing on this bizznitch and called it a day, night, whatever. It's 1:50 in the moa' nin'. I should catch on my handsome sleep (no homo). I need all I can get. ;]

Anyways... here's the video.

Take it ez y'all!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

School's In!

First day of school was today.. well yesterday. Here's what my rigorous schedule was like:

ETEC 405 Communication Circuits 9AM - 10AM

That's it.

Am I kewl yet?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Summer's Dunzo

Summer's dunzo. Kaput. Kablam. Kablooie.

It really has gone by quick. I've kept myself pretty busy throughout, albeit a majority of time can be contributed to working full-time as a 3rd year summer intern. At the end of my tenure, I got a sweet picture of the new airplane signed by my group, framed and everything! I'm definitely very appreciative of the opportunity that has been given to me and I hope I can continue working there after I'm dunzo with schoolio.

But... all work and no play makes Arthur not a bo$$, and we can't have that am I right?!

Hawaii was amazing -- completely different world over there. It's like time moves a bit slower over there. Going out to different events like the Bite of Seattle and that Beerfest (I was dunzo that day) is always fun. Working full-time definitely makes you exercise your ability to manage your fun fun time (aka the weekend) so I made sure to make the most of it!

The summer though was all capped off by the lovely lovely Alicia Keys. Cot damn she is nice! My crotch got a bad case of rigor mortis for the two hours she preformed... I'm playin hahaha. But seriously, I was awestruck. Seeing somebody that's been plastered over all types of media, internet, tv, and then they are RIGHT there in front of your eyes. I was captivated. I was literally like this...

I had a great time with you Summer, but now its time to give Autumn a visit. I'm sorry! Take it ez ya'll!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Guess who I get to see tomorrow?

We're like 3rd row from the front. No one, no one, no oneeeeEEEEEEeeee ohhhhhhh...!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Let me go just right there!

I was on the second-to-last day of my internship when I had to take a deucer. Being that I was doing something important at the time (give me the benefit of the doubt, I really was!), I held it in until I was done (no homo).

During this time of discomfort and displaying multiple episodes of intense office chair squirming, I was reminded of the time I peed my pants.

I was 20 years old.

I was in the car with my pops coming back home for the weekend from college. I was a freshman at the time with no car, so my dad would just come pick me up and help haul all my stuff back to homebase.

Have you ever just been rushed and got in the car, with the little tingle in your dingle (or pingle? I'm kewl)... but just played it off, hoping that your body could stave off the bladder attacks? This was one of those times. I've done it multiple times -- successfully holding it in for the 1.5 hour jaunt back home.

I guess the tingle in my dingle was a little stubborn this time.

Everything was going well. We're about two exits away from my house when the pee pee knocks on the door. I start busting out with my usual routines -- the shoe tap tap tappie, the squirmy wormy, thoughts about ice cream and bubble gum. Soon enough, I beat back the urine and told it who's bo$$. Whew.

We exit out and the feeling comes back -- I can't stop this feeling. I'm entering Code Red right now and nothing's working. Everything that could go bad was happening -- we were hitting all the red lights in heavy traffic.

"Papa, I gotta go pee!"
"Hold it."
"Just let me pee right there on the side of the road"

My mind was racing. I NEED to go right now!

"Let me go right there!"
"No, we are almost home."

On that last "AHHHHH", the dam sprung a leak. My hands were pressed against the window and the other seat. Looking down, I start seeing a wet spot seeping through my shorts. Growing bigger... bigger... bigger.

I've peed my pants as a grown man.

My dad finally pulls into the 7-11 and I pee the rest out, knowing damn well that it doesn't matter -- the damage as been done. Passerbys were looking, pointing, smiling.

The car drive home was silent and awkward as ever. I didn't even want to be seen.

I swear my pops still remembers that -- every time I bring it up, a little smirk creeps onto his face.

But oh well, you gotta just laugh it off. I'm still a bo$$...... right? ;]