Sunday, November 29, 2009

Leg & Booty Work... Really?


This shit is entertaining as hell -- dude straight up sounds like Diddy.. "Try not to lean back, just your leg, just move your leg, push it back... take that, take that, take that. Push it hard and let it come back in slow." (That's what she said?)

Really? Hahaha

Dude borderline sounds like he has his ding-a-ling in his hand, pause. Look at this comment though..
lefou33 (8 months ago)
nice ! she look massive and powerful. Do you know her weight,height and measurement ?

How you gonna tell her she looks 'massive and powerful' and ask for her weight, height, and measurement?

This ain't try outs for World's Strongest Woman my dude... she ain't no Magnus Samuelsson.

Take that, take that, take that.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

I'm thankful for family, friends, everything and everybody who has affected my life both positively and negatively. If it wasn't for ya'll, I wouldn't be who I am today.

I'm also thankful for being a bo$$.

But seriously, thanks to you guys too for even going on this website of mine -- I really do try and make it an extension of me.. *pause*.

My cousin brought a funny thing up though -- we all say what we are thankful for on Thanksgiving, then everybody goes out the next day and buys all this new shit that you didn't have on Thanksgiving.

I'm guilty though -- I just bought myself a netbook..

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Ron Artest Keeps it Gully

Dude's a G for real. Also an asshole. How you gon' throw dude's shoe in the stands then shoot a 3 pointer next possession down when Ariza is still tryna make the bunny loops with his shoelaces?

It's funny too because Ariza was in the series of trades that left the Lakers with Artest...

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Best Music Video...

... recently has to be Shakira - She Wolf.

First and foremost, it is about wolves. It should go without saying that anything involving wolves makes it an instant classic and/or bosslike. Period.

Second reason, Shakira.

I don't have to say much about that except...

I mean, does the thumbnail say enough? That is most definitely a preview, if I ever saw one. It was like I was watching borderline softcore pornography -- I had to look over my shoulder to see if my mama was watching but she was sleeping so I hit that resume boyyy... (am i kewl yet?)

When it first cut to the cage part where shes like stretching... IGAB -- she is a dancer alright. But tell me why she can't do the robot AT ALL (around 30 seconds in)... straight up looked like she was about to pop her shoulder out. Damn I'm not mad at her though because of the following scene...

Usually I watch these types of music videos on mute, but this song is fiiiiiilthyyy!

Best part is that she actually howls in the chorus -- AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Happy Veteran's Day

Let's give thanks to all who has served and currently serving our country. Thank you for what you have all done for our nation. For those away, come home safe.

I don't have any immediate family serving, but I do have some friends. Let me share a video...

This almost (read: ALMOST) brought me to tears -- I'm too G for that.... maybe. But man, I can't imagine how hard it is for families with members abroad.

Happy Veteran's Day.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Arthur Knowledge -- Traffic

Screw traffic. Shit sucks.

With the Seattle rain pouring down practically everyday, you know damn well traffic is more common.

Ever caught yourself in some traffic, chug along at like 5 mph, yell expletives at any and everything, then suddenly it's all better?

It's like... 'Hey watch it dumbass-beeyotch-mutha-... oh shit that's wsup!"

Well, Arthur is here to demystify and enlighten the masses. Behold, a picture! Click to enlarge.

So that person that stepped on his brakes just a little bit to either accommodate somebody merging, somebody rubberneckin' and checking out an accident (I HATE this), or just somebody tryna halla at a female...'s your fault and you deserved to get put in eight (8) super headlocks!

Just wanted to let ya'll know, because I saw this picture a while ago and was reminded of it today when it took me 1.5 hours to get home from work. It usually takes me 20-30 minutes.

Traffic sucks.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

I'm the best breakdancer EVER

Too filthy!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario Lopez/Jabbawockees/SuperKrew/So Real Cru/Kaba Mordern get at me dog *pause*, I'm the best dance crew just by myself son. BELIE DAT PLAI BOI!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Orange + Yellow = Damnit

Those little Starburst two-packs that come around Halloween time is some of the best candy to get.

But only sometimes.

You about to open one and get all excited like 'oooh which one am I going to get!? I sure hope it's Pink and Red!...'

...then you open it and get Orange and Yellow flavor.