Friday, April 23, 2010

Manicures and Wax is for G's

IDGAF (I don't give a ...), manicures and waxing eyebrows are for G's.

Last week I got my nails done -- wow they are on point. For real, I used to be a bit insecure with them because they get beat up with all the stuff I do. Now? Swag's on high.

Today I just got my bush...y eyebrows waxed. Got em cleaned up a little bit -- makes a huge difference. I made sure to tell the nice lady not to make me look like a biatch, so we were straight on that.

It didn't hurt at all, that's what she said. I mean, it just like a little pull and all that. When she was all done and gave me the mirror...

I was smiling all hard -- I was in my zoneeeee hahaha

But for real, I'm grown -- I needa get this stuff on lock! I don't care what ya'll say, this is the real deal. You would get aroused if you saw me... LIKE THAT. *pause for males*.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Alcohol Sucks.

Throwing up off the skybridge into the street below (lol).

Throwing up in the parking garage.

Getting accosted by cops.



Alcohol sucks.

Thank you's go out to all my friends who came out yesterday for me -- I really appreciate that and I got too excited to see ya'll and got sick. A very special thank you to my girlfriend who took tremendous care of me -- I was a handful last night, pause.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Lebron's a Fool

Video had me dying!

Joakim lookin' very salty -- almost Morton's Sea Salt salty.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Thank You

I turned 24 this past Wednesday.

Thank you's go out to everybody that called me, texted me, facebooked me, poked me, then POKED me -- pretty much thank you to anybody that showed love. To all the males who wished me happy birthday, good looks. To all the females who wished me a happy birthday...

...PIIYB. But for real, thank you also.

It really did bring a smile on my face.

That's what she said.

Monday, April 5, 2010

My iPad

I got's that corner bodega version.

Big ups to Steve Jobs for doing his thing -- it's a nice little gadget and the design is top notch (except the screen is glass? Where they do that at?)... but I don't see it replacing anything.

Still can't believe 270,000 of these sold. Remember when the iPhone came out? If you were holding one of these, you aroused men, women, grandmas, cats, dog.. anything. This is the new version -- the tool that those artsy dudes at Starbucks use to get some of dat barista mass.

I'm smiling, but SMH lol

Sunday, April 4, 2010


Happy Easter! Jesus is back and chillin' (don't know if he ever left), and Arthur is back on Facebook and Twitter!

Damn I have a lot of notifications. Look for yourself..
Click to enlarge. To sum it up...
  • 21 Friend Requests
  • 56 Messages
  • 62 Notifications
  • 76 Other Requests
That is the result of spending 40ish days without Facebook. It was pretty hard to get through all of Lent without signing on -- I had the urge at least once a day. Did it for the Big Guy Upstairs though, and also for myself. It didn't help that my friends would be asking me if I saw what so-and-so posted on Facebook. Whatever.

It feels good to be back though, felt like I was disconnected for real. People were telling me that they posted on my wall to 'Reconnect' with me. I didn't know what was happening on the weekends. I was lost.

Syke, but I really didn't know what was going on.

Facebook hasn't changed much though -- people are all still there, the chat still blows balls, and I still continue to get 2190380218 FarmVille requests.

No I won't send you a cow. No I won't fertilize your farm. No I won't send you fruit. No I won't raise your gamecock *pause*.

Screw FarmVille. Happy Easter!