Wednesday, October 17, 2012

I Don't Like Scary Movies

Why do people like scary movies?

I don't like scary movies. I don't like feeling afraid. I don't like stuff popping out from corners. I don't like when movies take you into a house and go around corners really slowly. I don't like house appliances turning on by themselves at max volume. I don't like when the protagonist looks through holes or windows. I don't like masks. I don't like potato sack masks. I don't like people that run at you. I don't like seeing muddy footprints go into the house when you are on the 2nd story and home alone. I don't like it when the protagonists look through binoculars at other houses. I don't like alley ways. I don't like shadows. I don't like bathrooms. I don't like bathtubs. I don't like lights turning on and off. I don't like floating blankets. I don't like doors slammed closed. I don't like when the camera is super close to the protagonists face. I don't like baby rooms. I don't like rocking chairs. I don't like when the protagonist doesn't super beat them up when they are lying there. I don't like when the bad guy is 'fake dead'. I don't like basements. I don't like exploring the bad guy's "base".

Man, I don't like scary movies.