Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Epitome of IDGAF

WOW. I cannot stop laughing at this.

After the first two hurdles, he said, "I don't give a fk!" and just bopped all the rest with his chest LOL! How did dude get taken down by an inanimate object though? Dude got clotheslined into confusion -- he said, "where am I?" as he went into his homie's lane and bopped the last two thinking it was his.

I don't get it though, don't these dudes practice? How are you not gonna be able to do your event, dawg? LOL

Get this dude on the Olympic team ASAP!

John Wall doesn't need to be taught the dougie

Why is dude super filthy at it though? I was hypnotized, *pause*.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Kelly Rowland is prettier than Beyonce Knowles

We ain’t got nothin’ to lose, ma’f-cka, we rollin’
Huh? Ma’f-cka, we rollin’
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands

- Kanye West, Power
Kelly is prettier than Beyonce. Yeah I said it.

People say Beyonce is the prettiest Destiny's Child.


I mean, Beyonce is nothin' to scoff at -- don't get me wrong, Bey can stay. I'm just saying that Kelly is the epitome of ebony beauty. This is truth -- tell me another African-American woman that looks as good as her, at least in the entertainment industry. Please don't say Nicki Minaj. Don't think it's possible.

C'mon mannnnnnnnnn... OBLITERATES Beyonce. Don't act like you wouldn't drink her used bathwater. Don't act like you wouldn't boil her panties in water and make chicken noodle soup with it. Don't act like you wouldn't smell your finger if you touched her armpit just to find that it smells like vanilla.


Monday, December 13, 2010

Awkward Social Moments Vol. 1 - Remembering Names

You ever meet a person, exchange names, then go to say something that involves saying their name and go...

I hate that.

It feels so awkward to me. It's like.. "Alright, I'ma head out -- nice meeting you.... man." UGH, I know you just told me your name but I can't fkn remember! I know you can just straight up admit it, but I still feel awkward every time.

Then you start employing these tricks and shit to remember their names ("Steve likes, ummm... spaghetti! Spaghettispaghettispaghetti. Alright Arthur's memory, we're good!), but then what if they don't remember your name!? Do you just go and put them on blast and say their name, expect it back, but leave them dumbfounded because they were in your situation before? Or do you just cop out and play it off like you didn't remember either.

Man eff it, I think I'll just put them on blast. It'll make them remember next time and in turn, eventually the world will be less awkward.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

I am now sold on the Kinect

How you gonna do a full pirouette though? Dude's swag on super high. Big up's to the dude though -- he kept it real hahah

Funny comment on the video..
He's on his way to manager.
2 days ago

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Hair is Expensive

I don't know how you females do it.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Animals are Awesome

These duckies in particular.