Monday, November 29, 2010

Singapore's Swim Trunks = Ayooooo

For reference, Singapore's flag...

Now, Singapore's 2010 water polo team's swim trunks.

I know you want to show patriotism by representing your flag and all that, but how you gonna put the crescent moon on your shaft son? Got a crescent moon right in the middle and shit... I mean couldn't yall offset it to the side a little bit -- like one of them Tapout joints? Designer said, "Nah put that shit in the middle, son. Banana crescent print on the banana hammock, son. I like that."

To their credit though, the trunks will be banned after this tournament they are playing in. They apologized to anyone they have offended... or pleased for that matter *pause*.

Anyway, c'mon man.

You can read the article here.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Money Before Hoes

Save the princess but don't give a eff? Wario's that dude. Mario stay simpin'.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Ice Cream Cake is Not Cake

Pie is so much better than cake.

Cake sucks!

The taste, the look, the class of pie is unrivaled -- there is no equivalent. There's apple, pumpkin, pecan, cherry, blueberry, etc. I mean if there was a pie made out of doo-doo, I MIGHT eat it. MIGHT.

"But Arthur, what about ice cream cake? Nobody can turn down ice cream cake!"

You know what, you're right. I do like ice cream cake.

But you're also wrong -- ice cream cake isn't cake, it's ice cream in a cake shape. Think about that..

I won't lie though I had the Power Ranger ice cream cake from Dairy Queen like 10 birthday's in a row, shit was off the chain! Especially them little crunchy chocolate bits Dairy Queen sprinkles in the middle -- might as well have been crack cocaine for kids.

Pie still reigns supreme.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Manny Pacquaio vs Antonion Margarito Recap

Repeat 400+ times.

Good shit, Manny -- you dat dude.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Boxing Progress 10-31-2010

Every once in a while, I like to take video of me hitting the heavy bag to see if I've improved. Here's my latest, taken on Halloween:

I'm suuuuper happy with how this looks! I've looked at my older videos and I have definitely improved in most aspects -- all punches are faster, crisper, and harder. I'm not really trying to be a boxer, I'm just a fan. It's a really good work out though, I'd recommend it.

Let me tell you though, it is a damn rewarding feeling when you see that hard work pay off!!