Lost in Tokyo by Mark Bramley

This video takes you on a eclectic 3 minute tour of Japan (wild guess is that its Tokyo) filled with bright lights and acute and obtuse camera angles.

Cat Vs. Me

This is common at work...

No joke.

Do not go into the men's bathroom after lunch. It is straight down to business in there. Dudes enter, make a bee-line straight to the available stall, close the door, drop trow, and drop bombs -- no joke.

Refer to my previous post about the Art of Taking a Deuce at Work.

I'll admit it, I've hunkered down in the trenches and engaged in my own Call of Duty: Modern Warfare... and I've come out alive and is now a decorated veteran -- I'm Prestige level 10, ya'll just privates *pause*.

You've been educated! Take it easy ya'll!

Introducing the Shake Weight

Ummm...

How to fight..

...the proper way. This guy knows his stuff.

HOW TO FIGHT - watch more funny videos

"Uh ohhhhh..."

Hahahah

Arthur's Breakfast Vol. 2

Bored on a Saturday morning, I decided to take you guys on a whimsical tour through my kitchen, soul, body, and mind.

Let me give you an inside peek of Arthur's Breakfast -- where real work gets done, where real magic happens, and where real men get fed.



Arthur out!

Jumping Jacks -- Harder than you'd think...

Growing up, jumping jacks were the easiest thing for my pudgy wudgy body to do -- it was the push-ups and sit-ups that got me.

Although apparently, people on the other side of the world have a little bit of trouble doing them...



I mean seriously? I've watched this so many times and I still laugh -- dudes lookin' like they doing the Chicken Dance x I'm A Little Teapot collabo. Dude on the right takes the cake (even though I don't like cake).

Christmas recap!

Christmas was pretty nice!

'Tis the season to give.. so I put out no homo. I gave out pretty good gifts, but for one of them I put a little bit more effort into it -- I actually made it! I made a soft pastel painting/drawing/whateveryoucallit for my girlfriend. Put some of that Arthur magic to work you know what I'm sayin!

I made a video capturing it's creation/celebration.

Get em!

As for what I got, I got some pretty cool gifts.

I get pretty lonely sometimes being away from home and my girlfriend so my mom got me a lonely companion pillow for those nights where I just wanna lay down, cry, and listen to 808's and heartbreak...


My brother knows that I really really like authentic shoes -- if I get fakes I get hella pissed! SO pissed, you would not believe. With that in mind, he got me these exclusive Spongebob Jordans.

I'ma be breakin' hella necks with these.. man I'ma lock down all the breezies and feezies once I get back on campus. My swagger's on high.

My pops, he knows I play a good amount of video games -- it's a great way for me to wind down after a hard day's work. With that, he bought me a next-generation video game system: that PX-3600! Straight up shits on XBOX360's...

This plays that new video format, Gray-Ray... not that old ass Blu-Ray. You guys got that 1080p and shit, I gots that hundred, thousand, trillion p... straight up jizz in my pants resolution.

Thank you to everybody who gave me a present, thought of me, said hi to me, gave me a hug, gave me a kiss, gave me a special kiss, thank you! Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve!

Today is Christmas Eve!

Tomorrow is Christmas!

I'm sexy!

Christmas has kind of lost its luster for me. Not as a holiday but more on how excited I used to get when that time rolled around.

I was one of THOSE kids -- the ones that would do any and everything to figure out what presents I got. I would scour the whole house for the video games I asked for, make little rips in the gift wrapping so I could get that little peek, beat up my little brother to get him to spill the beans...

Then when Christmas rolls around... I was literally like this kid.

I used to do that EXACTLY. Even down to the incessant petting of the box with both the back and fronts of my hands.

I like how he opens the next present and he's like 'wtf is this boolshiet' hahaha

Ahhh.... memories.

Merry Christmas ya'll!

Happy Holidays!

Stay up no homo!

I'll be sure to post pictures of all the wonderful pieces of coal I get!

Snowday!

Snow has finally fallen upon my parent's house, blanketing the streets with its goodness and whiteness (and yellowness if you're special).

I'm pretty excited! So excited that I went outside right when I woke up. This is what happened...



Oh man!

Best Invention Ever

I don't play golf, but if I ever start... this is high up on the priority list.

Got me goin' like this when I first saw it...

The towel looks pretty crucial too.

Jizzed my pants...

I can totally relate...

...well not really but shit it's funny!



Dude's expressions.. hahah. Song's filthy tho -- Timbaland needs to stop hittin' those weights and take notes from these guys.

Arthur Cooks Breakfast!

I love breakfast.

I especially love eggs.

Since I enjoy breakfast, I decided to show you how I get down -- how Arthur cooks that big boy breakfast! Big breakfast for big boys, you gotta feel it.

Tell me why I opened up a fresh carton of eggs fresh from Costco, and one of them are missing! What. The. Eff. Got bopped the coldest... but I'ma fight through it.

So let me cook breakfast for you...

Get down on it!

Go Shorty

After a long day of school, through all the brain wrenching and mind contorting... this brought a smile to my face.



Animals do amazing things -- I could quit being an electrical engineer and just study animals and I'd be fine with it. Did you know the reason why this lizard is moving like that is so that it emulates the movement of a leaf? This is so that would-be predators won't nom nom on him! This little guy almost dances as good as me... ;]

Also, it's his birthday... I'm about to sip on some Bacardi like it's his birthday.

Tots my bady

WoW.

Quotables (mostly no homo):

[1:03] "Ram it in my thighs"
ORIGINAL: "Let me wrap my thighs"

[1:09] "I know you love my c*ck"
ORIGINAL: "I know you love my curves"

Dong-won Kim for the win. Yes, he's a bit feminine. Yes, his other videos he's in drag. Yes, I watched all of it. No homo.

I applaud him for putting himself out there and trying. But really, all you gotta do is..

Tots my bady.

Maui Revisited: Luau

In the process of gleaming through all my files on my computer to see which are worthy to have habitat on my hard drive, I found this video.

It's a video from the Luau I went to during my Maui trip! Hooray!

I did some quick editing on this bizznitch and called it a day, night, whatever. It's 1:50 in the moa' nin'. I should catch on my handsome sleep (no homo). I need all I can get. ;]

Anyways... here's the video.



Take it ez y'all!

I know it's not Maui pictures but.....

I like how he tries to play it cool and collected right after when you know damn well everybody looked with that big ass noise he made.. hahahaha

Maui pictures soon -- pinky swear!

Maui Wowie: Part 1

I just got back from Maui -- very fun, very hot (kinda), very chill. I got a lot of pics and vids so I'm breaking it down: I mashed up all my footage (not that much) into a video that I spent some of today editing and I'll upload notable pictures soon, possibly tomorrow.

Videos pretty random, but I don't give a d-d-d-d-damn word to Fabolous. I got video of big ass koi in the ponds around the resort we stayed at and other video from just being out and about... and being Arthur. LoL



Take it ez y'all!!

Wow... What the hell!?

This kid is 1 year old...



Seriously? 1 year old? When I was 1 year old, I was dancing in my pen, walking around in my walker breaking stuff, putting coins in slots (I broke our dishwasher like this, it still doesn't work to this day), and getting kisses from all the hunnies. Okay okay, they were my titas and cousins but what can you say? I'm still a bo$$...

But when I saw this video I was like this..


It's really amazing what the human mind can do, even at such a young age! They didn't force her at all, from reading the video information. Just wow.

I... LOVE.... MAUI .....CHIPS!

Had some spare time on a Sunday...



halla halla halla halla halla @ me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!