The Epitome of IDGAF

WOW. I cannot stop laughing at this.

After the first two hurdles, he said, "I don't give a fk!" and just bopped all the rest with his chest LOL! How did dude get taken down by an inanimate object though? Dude got clotheslined into confusion -- he said, "where am I?" as he went into his homie's lane and bopped the last two thinking it was his.

I don't get it though, don't these dudes practice? How are you not gonna be able to do your event, dawg? LOL

Get this dude on the Olympic team ASAP!

John Wall doesn't need to be taught the dougie

Why is dude super filthy at it though? I was hypnotized, *pause*.

Kelly Rowland is prettier than Beyonce Knowles

We ain’t got nothin’ to lose, ma’f-cka, we rollin’
Huh? Ma’f-cka, we rollin’
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands
- Kanye West, Power

Kelly is prettier than Beyonce. Yeah I said it.

People say Beyonce is the prettiest Destiny's Child.

Nope.

I mean, Beyonce is nothin' to scoff at -- don't get me wrong, Bey can stay. I'm just saying that Kelly is the epitome of ebony beauty. This is truth -- tell me another African-American woman that looks as good as her, at least in the entertainment industry. Please don't say Nicki Minaj. Don't think it's possible.

C'mon mannnnnnnnnn... OBLITERATES Beyonce. Don't act like you wouldn't drink her used bathwater. Don't act like you wouldn't boil her panties in water and make chicken noodle soup with it. Don't act like you wouldn't smell your finger if you touched her armpit just to find that it smells like vanilla.

C'MON SON!

Awkward Social Moments Vol. 1 - Remembering Names

You ever meet a person, exchange names, then go to say something that involves saying their name and go...

I hate that.

It feels so awkward to me. It's like.. "Alright, I'ma head out -- nice meeting you.... man." UGH, I know you just told me your name but I can't fkn remember! I know you can just straight up admit it, but I still feel awkward every time.

Then you start employing these tricks and shit to remember their names ("Steve likes, ummm... spaghetti! Spaghettispaghettispaghetti. Alright Arthur's memory, we're good!), but then what if they don't remember your name!? Do you just go and put them on blast and say their name, expect it back, but leave them dumbfounded because they were in your situation before? Or do you just cop out and play it off like you didn't remember either.

Man eff it, I think I'll just put them on blast. It'll make them remember next time and in turn, eventually the world will be less awkward.

I am now sold on the Kinect

How you gonna do a full pirouette though? Dude's swag on super high. Big up's to the dude though -- he kept it real hahah

Funny comment on the video..

He's on his way to manager.
Jumpman247
2 days ago

Hair is Expensive

I don't know how you females do it.

Animals are Awesome

These duckies in particular.

Singapore's Swim Trunks = Ayooooo

For reference, Singapore's flag...

Now, Singapore's 2010 water polo team's swim trunks.


I know you want to show patriotism by representing your flag and all that, but how you gonna put the crescent moon on your shaft son? Got a crescent moon right in the middle and shit... I mean couldn't yall offset it to the side a little bit -- like one of them Tapout joints? Designer said, "Nah put that shit in the middle, son. Banana crescent print on the banana hammock, son. I like that."

To their credit though, the trunks will be banned after this tournament they are playing in. They apologized to anyone they have offended... or pleased for that matter *pause*.

Anyway, c'mon man.

You can read the article here.

Money Before Hoes

Save the princess but don't give a eff? Wario's that dude. Mario stay simpin'.

Ice Cream Cake is Not Cake

Pie is so much better than cake.

Cake sucks!

The taste, the look, the class of pie is unrivaled -- there is no equivalent. There's apple, pumpkin, pecan, cherry, blueberry, etc. I mean if there was a pie made out of doo-doo, I MIGHT eat it. MIGHT.

"But Arthur, what about ice cream cake? Nobody can turn down ice cream cake!"

You know what, you're right. I do like ice cream cake.

But you're also wrong -- ice cream cake isn't cake, it's ice cream in a cake shape. Think about that..



I won't lie though I had the Power Ranger ice cream cake from Dairy Queen like 10 birthday's in a row, shit was off the chain! Especially them little crunchy chocolate bits Dairy Queen sprinkles in the middle -- might as well have been crack cocaine for kids.

Pie still reigns supreme.

Manny Pacquaio vs Antonion Margarito Recap

Repeat 400+ times.

Good shit, Manny -- you dat dude.

Boxing Progress 10-31-2010

Every once in a while, I like to take video of me hitting the heavy bag to see if I've improved. Here's my latest, taken on Halloween:

I'm suuuuper happy with how this looks! I've looked at my older videos and I have definitely improved in most aspects -- all punches are faster, crisper, and harder. I'm not really trying to be a boxer, I'm just a fan. It's a really good work out though, I'd recommend it.

Let me tell you though, it is a damn rewarding feeling when you see that hard work pay off!!

H.A.G.S.

Elementary school yearbooks were the shit back in the day.

'Have a great summer.'

-Kevin Durant

Remember that statement back in elementary school? I swear the first year we got yearbooks that is all everybody wrote, then they signed their names. Then you got those kids that just wrote their name -- I'd be like, 'really?' I mean, we were like 4th graders or whatever but at least wish me a great summer foo, damn.

Then you got kids that just got straight up lazy after signing 2 yearbooks.

'H.A.G.S.'

-Gucci Mane

C'mon dawg. You can't write four words when we spent damn near every other day writing words on that special sheet of paper with the three lines and the dotted line in the middle? Maybe he was the type of kid that pressed on the pencil too hard and made his hand all tired, I don't know.

Then you got your badass classmates. You know, the kids that didn't do homework and looked over your shoulder on spelling tests. When they signed your yearbook, they put an edge to it...

'Have a kickass summer!'

-Mr. Marcus

When I saw that, I was like 'oooooo, ur kewl'. Then I proceeded to sign all the other kids year book like that, LOL. I was tryna cop that 4th grade I-get-in-trouble-everyday-at-recess-but-don't-give-a-fk swag.

Really though, the most important thing with yearbooks was trying to get girls sign your yearbook AND leave their number. This was of utmost importance -- it showed you were 'that dude' to your friends and it showed which girls in class were feeling you.

I would ask the finest girl in elementary school to sign and check all super fast if they left their number. If it didn't, I would get salty. But if I look down and it said...

'Have a kickass summer! I really think your sexy the way you eat your Lunchables and would love for you to share your meat with me. Call me! 123-6969'

-Beyonce Knowles

I was too shy back then though so I never called LOL. But hey it felt good, that's what she said.

Anyway, H.A.G.D.

P-I-Z-Z-A

I want pizzuhhhhhhh!!

PEET-ZUHHHHHHH!!

They sound zooted to me!

Kev Jumba speaking the truth.

I'm with Kevin.

I used to do this -- I used to say 'gay' for everything. I also used to say 'no homo' alot. ALOT.

In back in my engineering classes in college, we used to bullshit before the professor came into class. I start rambling off and start saying dumb stuff out loud. Probably along the lines of, "Man, that barbecue over the weekend was piff -- Fred Meyer's meat tastes so good in my mouth, no homo." People were laughing but then stopped awkwardly.

That's when I remembered I had a gay classmate.



I've turned a new leaf. I use 'dumb' instead of 'gay' and I use 'pause' instead of 'no homo'. My past blog post about 'pause'.

Recognize and prevent that awkward moment! BTW that was hilarious with Kevin eating the ice cream, but pause on alla dat lol

New Art!

Some of my work in progress (WIP): corporate/modern day female model samurai (lol)

Sorry for the nipples, if that isn't your thing. I could make an artsy-fartsy excuse for drawing them, but I think I'm just a pervert.

I'm really happy how this is developing -- trying to improve my proportions and anatomy.

Devil in a New Dress

Kanye West – Devil In A New Dress by Hypetrak

This song is straight nutzo -- been having this on repeat for the past two days. Kanye's been releasing a new track from his new album around a week at a time: Power remix, Monster, and Devil in a New Dress. This is definitely my favorite outta the three.

"Hood phenomenon, the... Lebron of rhyme. Hard to be humble when you're stuntin' on a Jumbotron."

For real, put your hands to the constellations. I can't stop bobbin' my head to this *pause*. Straight got me like..

Download it at KanYe's blog.

Arthur trying to be Ippo!!!

 Made a quick video of me doing some rope and bag work in my backyard.

One of these days, I'll be like this guy.

New Shoes

John Varvatos Converse from GILT. Got a good deal on em -- I think they came out to 30-40 dollars? Retail's like 100.

 Pretty sicko. First time I've ordered from GILT online. I'll admit, I don't really wear Converse but I had to get these. Pinstripes!

A Jack of All Trades

I need change.

I need to work on my time management. I need to put time out for this blog.

I've just been caught up with some current goals of mine -- specifically 'what does it mean to feel strong?' Kinda weird, but I really want to make my body look symmetrical and cut up for some reason.

I've tried to step back and ask myself why. I won't lie -- aesthetics has something to do with it. But I also think it's just another way to improve myself, which is something I've always been up to my whole life for some reason -- I pick up something and I immediately want to become awesome at it. I scour the internet for videos and articles, I read forums about it, I read wiki pages. I learn and adapt super fast, too. I don't know why I do this.

Since I've been living my whole life like this, in all modesty... I've become above average at alot of things, to the point where I'm pretty good.

A jack of all trades.

One thing that bothers me a bit about this, is that there isn't really one thing I am the MASTER of. There isn't one thing that I'm like, "Oh yeah I'm the best in the world at this, hands down. You can't see me, son." You see masters of their craft... Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, shit even Kanye West. They found that one thing and they dropped everything for it. They dedicated their night and days to it. Their desire persevered through all obstacles.

It's really inspiring to me.

I'm jealous. I want to find this one thing. I have a couple ideas of what it could be, but we'll see. It's ironic because it fits in with my lifestyle of wanting to latch on and get good at something. Anyway, once I find this thing... it's OVER!

It'll be tough for me to put the video games down though, lol.

Deadpool is filthy.

How you gonna have the moonwalk AND the mean diddy-bop, haters-gon-hate swag?

Kicking Hera's Butt...

...Literally.

I can't stop laughing.

Despicable Me = Super Awesome

Despicable Me made me cry.

Well almost.

Despicable Me's about this guy Gru who's striving to be the best villain in the world. This guy is the ultimate asshole, even more than myself. The thing is, he sucks at being a villain -- he continually gets upstaged by this nerdy dude named Arthur... nah but his name is Vector.

In his journey to usurp Vector from the king-of-villainy throne, he runs into these three little girls from an girl's home. These girls stir up emotions that Gru had buried deep within himself and ends up impacting him tremendously.

NOTE: Agnes is so cute cot damn -- if I have a daughter, she'd be Agnes.

You may think I spoiled the movie, but shut-up-no-I-didn't. The way the movie plays out is really where it shines -- it really took me through the spectrum of emotions. Like it genuinely made me laugh so hard that I drooled myself. I'm not lying. It also made me (almost) cry. Almost because I'm kewl and gangster and all that shit.

Despicable Me = Super Awesome

Plus man the fuckin' minions -- Gru had like 219382090 of them -- these dudes had me DYIN' the whole time.

They speak in just non-sensical blibber-blabber, but you can understand everything they are trying to portray. This blibber-blabber was also super funny to me -- random noises make me laugh hella hard.

I need one or 20 of those dudes.

Despicable Me -- go see it. Take your girlfriend/boyfriend/aunt/uncle/mom/dad/grandma/grandpa/niece/nephew/prostitute/hooker(s). They will enjoy it. I went with my girlfriend and to be honest, I wanted to watch like Toy Story 3 or Inception... but fuck that Despicable Me is what's really good. Thank you GF for taking me!

Yo Lebron...

araabMUZIK wow.

Dude's crazy fast.

I still think HeatMakers are better, but this dude definitely has pure speed. Like how do you even rap on one of these beats? But for real, I bet he never loses chainsaw battles in Gears of War 2. I bet when he plays Metal Gear Solid and gets to the part when Ocelot is torturing Snake, he never loses health.

Damn.

Hoopfest 2010

Just recently got back from Spokompton, home of Hoopfest -- the biggest 3 on 3 contest in the world!!


I didn't really orgasm, but it was pretty damn fun. And I'm not exaggerating about it being the biggest 3 on 3 tourny either. 25,000+ players, 200+ courts. They practically close down all of downtown Spokane for this event.

Driving there was wowie... 5 hours one way. That was probly the most I've ever driven in one sitting -- my ass felt pretty tender *pause*.

To quickly summarize, we fought through the loser's bracket (we lost our second game) and made it to the championship. Only thing is, we fell short there -- I think everybody was super exhausted. I know I was. We had to win practically six games back-to-back just to get to the final game, THEN we had to beat the winner's bracket team twice in a row.

Sucks to have a shirt that says 'Finalist' -- practically first loser -- but hey, we did really well for our first time (that's what they said). I was happy with both my play and my teams play.

Some pictures...

Super tired.

Justin. That's good.

Titus. That's good.

Jordan. That's good.

Arthur. Maaan, you already know that's good.

Best player at Hoopfest.

 
BONUS PICTURE: My ankle that I played 6+ games on because I hurt it early in the tournament.

RANDOM FACT: I played the last six games commando because I forgot to pack underwear and socks -- I'm kewl (and also a dumbass). But damn, when did boxer briefs cost 20 dollars?! And that's for two!! I didn't buy them from Fred Meyer's because wow, thats expensive.

So basically, I was ballin' while my balls were ballin'. Halla.

Blackberry Test

This is a test.

Trying to see if I can post to my blog from my blackberry. Halla.

C'mon son..

Cryin' cuz you met Drake? Can't talk because he is soooo energetic? Your energy levels are too high?

Then the dude talking about how '..it's hard in hip-hop. You gotta have something, and Drake gots it." SMH get outta here lol you just didn't know what to say hahaah

But anyway, I wanna say Happy Father's Day to all the father figures out there and also to all the single mom's having double duty.

This Song is Super Piff

Real cold-hearted O.G.'s listen to this type of music. I'm talking about people with no feelings!

But seriously though, this song is super piff to me -- if I was Kanye West, I'd flip this sample ASAP.

Swag on Ultra High

Video best describes me...

...Syke, but man this had me laughing out loud at him being successful at random ass stuff. Basketball, chess, horseshoes, darts, ping-pong -- this man does it all. Swag on 1 million, trillion, googolplex.

MR. PERFECT, RIP.

Jesus Shuttlesworth

Ray Allen just had the game of his life today.

I thought dude was too old... but man, 8-11 from 3-point land? Shooting over 72%? The only person to shoot 8 three's in a NBA Finals game? More than Michael Jordan?



Ray Ray played the game of his life. 32 points, you kidding me? Made it rain on cats like it his threesome scene in He Got Game. Second leading scorer for the Celtics was Solange with 19 points.

I don't really care who wins, but I have bets riding on the Celts. And if Mr. Shuttlesworth keeps this up, I'ma be stylin' on cats. BELIE DAT PLAYBUOY!

Do I look like a criminal?

I'm a nice guy. I also like to think that I am not an unsavory person -- a good Samaritan if you will.

Wasn't the case last weekend.

Went to get sushi in Canada on Saturday with a few of my friends. I always get an uneasy feeling when crossing the Canadian border. In my head I'm like, "o shit o shit o shit o shit" while my exterior is calm and composed. Answer the questions with a firm, confident voice and boom... your're in all-the-sushi-you-can-cram-into-your-face heaven.

Didn't work this time.

At the end of the conversation, the border patrol guy said, "pull over to the side bitch-made-trick-ass-mark-ass-biatch-shut-up." Nah but he really did say pull over to the side...

Don't even know what made him do it. But I guess six dudes in a soccer mom mini-van looks pretty intimidating, huh? (pfft.)

I mean, I don't think I look like a criminal... but I guess it didn't matter because I also ended up getting pulled over after sushi and having to take a field sobriety test.

What the fuck.

Officer said I had a broken tail light. Whatever. I was fine with taking the test -- I only had one drink swimming around 123898 pounds of salmon and rice in my belly. I was shaking like crazy after because I've never been pulled over before (knock on my wood, pause).. so this was a new experience.

But really, how could this happen to Arthur!? I'm a good Samaritan! I live with my mama!

Blogging Rhythm

My blogging rhythm has been off. I blame last week.

Last week I worked an INSANE amount -- at least from what I'm used to. I worked about ~13+ hours a day on average and had to add 2.5 hours due to commute. It would have been more but we were getting out so late that rush hour had already died long ago.

That whole week, I literally barely saw the light.

Woke up at 5AM, meet my co-worker to carpool, actually arrive at the audit site at 7AM, then work straight until 7-9PM until we had to drive another 1.5 hours back home...

I mean, I really really like my job. I also really really like life. Keeping work and life separated is something I definitely want to preserve -- I commend ya'll work-a-holics but that just isn't me.

You might say, "Arthur but you're going to get paaaaaid!" You know what, you're right. Sure, I make some extra money... but at the same time, I was missing out on time with my family and friends -- I wouldn't want to make that trade on a regular basis.

Anyway, I got on a tangent. Long story short, I haven't been blogging because I've been busy with work and now I'll be back to blogging regularly.

Hopefully ;]

I am a Rude Boy

I don't care what you think, I like Rhianna - Rude Boy.

I don't know why, but it's SUPER catchy to me for some reason. When I hear this on the radio on my way home or to work, I get like... hypnotized and put in a trance. I get all excited and shit *pause*. It doesn't help that it's about her getting smashed by a big enough ding-a-ling (by her standards). And if you have haven't seen how beat up it is... check this out -- be forewarned, this is not work safe! Tell me she hasn't had a few 'rude boys' in her life. I mean, check out some of the lyrics...

"Come on rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough?
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me"

... and my favorite *pause for the 'boy' part*,

"Do you like it boy?
I wa-wa-want
What you wa-wa-want
Give it to me baby
Like boom, boom, boom
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah"

C'monnnnn man... what is this? I feel disgusted yet entertained yet aroused at the same time. Got me feelin' like this...

...Shieeeeeeeet, I'm a rude boy.

Delonte West is the new Gucci Mane

Dudes has to be as high as an unidentified flying object.

Safeway at Night

Last night I went with my girlfriend to Safeway at around 11:30.

Weirdest checkout experience ever.

It wasn't the actual checkout that was weird, it was the people in the line and what they were buying. I remember each person vividly.

•  Group of two girls who would get Pedobear's Stamp of Approval. They were buying like 10 packs of the same type of gum, I swear. Brushing your teeth in 2010 is out, cavities are in biatch! It was funny watching the clerk scan the same pack of gum like 92038 times.

• The guy after them was buying two gallons of milk, both with different percentages of fat. At 11:30 at night. Maybe he wanted to compare fat densities of both. Maybe he ran outta milk for his Golden Grahams. Maybe he's a weirdo. I don't know. 
• Next was this really quiet asian dude that was buying 1.99 dollar cinnamon buns. That's it. Did dude just wake up in the middle of the night and was "Damn I want creamy white stuff in my mouth?" *pause* then went and drove to Safeway? I ain't mad -- he gettin' in those buns.
• Dude behind us bought like a footlong sandwich and floss. His homie was buying two 24-packs of beer -- one was Pabst and one was Rolling Rock. Flossing teeth party?
• Next was two dudes again, but one was wearing black leather pants -- swag on super high. Doesn't mean that I won't SMH at him though. They were having a deep discussion in line, while buying beer also. I don't wanna know what that night led to.

You may be saying, "Arthur, you're so mean! What did you buy, you asshole!?" Contact solution and a toothbrush, you know, regular stuff.. so sit on it! Plus IDGAF.

Safeway at night, that's wsup.

Manicures and Wax is for G's

IDGAF (I don't give a ...), manicures and waxing eyebrows are for G's.

Last week I got my nails done -- wow they are on point. For real, I used to be a bit insecure with them because they get beat up with all the stuff I do. Now? Swag's on high.

Today I just got my bush...y eyebrows waxed. Got em cleaned up a little bit -- makes a huge difference. I made sure to tell the nice lady not to make me look like a biatch, so we were straight on that.

It didn't hurt at all, that's what she said. I mean, it just like a little pull and all that. When she was all done and gave me the mirror...

I was smiling all hard -- I was in my zoneeeee hahaha

But for real, I'm grown -- I needa get this stuff on lock! I don't care what ya'll say, this is the real deal. You would get aroused if you saw me... LIKE THAT. *pause for males*.

Alcohol Sucks.

Throwing up off the skybridge into the street below (lol).

Throwing up in the parking garage.

Getting accosted by cops.

Spins.

Hungover.

Alcohol sucks.

Thank you's go out to all my friends who came out yesterday for me -- I really appreciate that and I got too excited to see ya'll and got sick. A very special thank you to my girlfriend who took tremendous care of me -- I was a handful last night, pause.

Lebron's a Fool

Video had me dying!

Joakim lookin' very salty -- almost Morton's Sea Salt salty.

Thank You

I turned 24 this past Wednesday.

Thank you's go out to everybody that called me, texted me, facebooked me, poked me, then POKED me -- pretty much thank you to anybody that showed love. To all the males who wished me happy birthday, good looks. To all the females who wished me a happy birthday...

...PIIYB. But for real, thank you also.

It really did bring a smile on my face.

That's what she said.

My iPad

I got's that corner bodega version.

Big ups to Steve Jobs for doing his thing -- it's a nice little gadget and the design is top notch (except the screen is glass? Where they do that at?)... but I don't see it replacing anything.

Still can't believe 270,000 of these sold. Remember when the iPhone came out? If you were holding one of these, you aroused men, women, grandmas, cats, dog.. anything. This is the new version -- the tool that those artsy dudes at Starbucks use to get some of dat barista mass.

I'm smiling, but SMH lol

Hallelujah!

Happy Easter! Jesus is back and chillin' (don't know if he ever left), and Arthur is back on Facebook and Twitter!

Damn I have a lot of notifications. Look for yourself..

 
Click to enlarge. To sum it up...

• 21 Friend Requests
• 56 Messages
• 62 Notifications
• 76 Other Requests

That is the result of spending 40ish days without Facebook. It was pretty hard to get through all of Lent without signing on -- I had the urge at least once a day. Did it for the Big Guy Upstairs though, and also for myself. It didn't help that my friends would be asking me if I saw what so-and-so posted on Facebook. Whatever.

It feels good to be back though, felt like I was disconnected for real. People were telling me that they posted on my wall to 'Reconnect' with me. I didn't know what was happening on the weekends. I was lost.

Syke, but I really didn't know what was going on.

Facebook hasn't changed much though -- people are all still there, the chat still blows balls, and I still continue to get 2190380218 FarmVille requests.

No I won't send you a cow. No I won't fertilize your farm. No I won't send you fruit. No I won't raise your gamecock *pause*.

Screw FarmVille. Happy Easter!

Happy Bday Chantha

We went to the Crab Pot to celebrate.

I have never been so full of seafood in my life. And I don't even like most seafood. I just didn't care. Oysters, clam, crab, corn, potatoes, salmon, mackerel, girl clam (well not really) -- I ate it all.

What they do is just cook the damn food and pour in it front of your face. Pretty much how I eat already (because I'm pudgy), but just in a restaurant. But for real, I was surprised that they just put all the food in front of you. When they rolled through and were like "Here King Arthur, a feast suited for the gods.." and just poured it in front of me?

Damn. Happy birthday Chantha -- thanks for helping me gain 17 pounds!

From The We$tside, With Love

From The Westside, With Love DOWNLOAD LINK
The latest offering from Dom Kennedy. I've only just now started listening to it -- it's bananas so far.

Dom definitely embodies the westcoast feel. In a crowd filled with hypebeasts and Cool Kids type groups, Dom stands out to me. I can definitely identify with his laid-back style and delivery.

Just a preview, while your download is downloading...

We$tside is coming back!

Coo Song But...

... I swear dude is saying 'nutting on you' AKA the moneyshot . Call me a pervert, but come on (no pun intended).

Nut-nut-nuttin' on you babe!

Returning Home

I'm on the way back home from NY -- I'm on the plane right now.

I originally had a NotePad file with notes from NY that I was going to use to create a NY blog post.

I'm going to scrap that.

Partly because I'm lazy, but mostly because of the enormous amount of things we did -- we went everywhere. Multiple times. We walked. Alot. I usually hate walking, but I got way better at it just because of the sheer amount of walking we did every day.

Our days usually played out like this: Wake up around 12, eat a big lunch, walk around and do stuff for 7 hours, drink copious amounts of alcohol, head home at 5AM in the morning. We ate at all the good spots. Saw all the good spots. Had all the good times.

Special shout out to Joanne for having us over the whole time -- your hospitality is most definitely appreciated. I wish you luck in your upcoming med school interviews!

One random thing about New York that I thought was cool was that I could fart in public at will. New York is definitely home to some bad smells. It's to the point where I could let off some mean bare butt e-scent-uals and people we be like 'Man this city stinks!'

New York is awesome.

Who is the cutest?

http://www.whoisthecutest.com

Gruuuuhh Vol. New York

Getting home when people are going to work? It's 6 AM.

Damn and good night.

NY - First Day

We got in around dinner time and decided to have some Greek.

Greek food is awesome.

I didn't take a picture of it because my camera broke. If I did, you would all be amazed and aroused. Tell me why the dude tried to bop us though? He tried to get us all to buy bottled waters. He kept on saying something really fast and ending it with 'water' after he asked the four of us. It went like this..

Blah-blah water?
Blah-blah of water?
Blattle of water?
Buttle of water?

His accent was hella heavy -- it took me a while to decipher before I caught onto him. Got em coach.

We did the tourist thing after that -- went to a beer garden and drank for days then took the subway to Times Square. The subway is pretty amazing. It definitely connects the whole city together. You can get to where you wanna go pretty easily.

Even though we have the subway, man you still gotta walk. Alot.

Great first day, just finished the second day but will talk about it later -- I gotta massage my feet.

New York

On a 737 to New York right now. I'm writing this using the plane's Wi-Fi.

I've never been -- the agenda is to do any and everything. I think it's going to be completely different seeing that I was born and raised in the northwest. Don't really know what to expect.

I'm excited! There's so many things to see.. I don't know what I'ma do with myself.

I'll try and keep you guys posted with brief entries -- but for now, halla at me.

Round-By-Round Analysis - Manny Pacquiao vs Joshua Clottey

For 12 rounds.

Catch up: Pac Div and The Cool Kids

This past Tuesday, I went with my dude Dex to a hip hop show.

Pac Div and The Cool Kids were performing.

I'm a fan of Pacific Division -- they bring a refreshing sound to the west coast hip hop scene. Their production is top-notch and they slick on the mic. The Cool Kids are... cool to me, but I don't like them as much -- a little too hypish for me. Their beats are bass driven with the boom boom boom, which is cool but muddles me sometimes because I can't tell what song it is.

It was a good show though and the hypebeasts were most definitely out.

Basically The Cool Kids are cool because they have cool beats, but sometimes they get uncool because even though they sound cool, too much cool can turn to uncool so maybe The Cool Kids can change their name to The Uncool Kids to reflect their cool-uncool-ness.

You ever say/read/type one word too many times and start to think it look/sounds weird? I have that right now.

Lolololololol

Ayeyeyeyeye, nanananNAnanaNA

Credit to Mia and Muri, video is hilarious.

Charlie Murphy!

Is not funny!

Went to his show last night thinking I'ma laugh my ass off. Nah, complete opposite. I mean, dude had SOME funny jokes but I wasn't particularly impressed. I was even under the influence of alcohol, nothing. Dude did not live up to the hype he got off Chappelle.

It seemed like he was holding back -- maybe because it was Seattle. I'm just saying though, he could have done better. One thing too, I swear people were laughing at the smallest things. Maybe it was courtesy, maybe they genuinely found it funny, maybe I'm piff.

Probably the 3rd option.

Having a bad day?

Having a bad day? Didn't wake up to your alarm? Miss your bus? Peed the bed? Pooped in your pants while running to the toilet because you had the Special Mystery Taco Salad Bowl with extra Tapatio?

Listen to this.

So soothing. It has that feeling where you're like, "Man, it's okay -- I'll get 'em next time!" or "Whatever, I did my best!"

Or it could just remind you of a porno shot in the 80's, but that's not the point.

Allergies

The word 'allergy' is derived from the Ancient Greek words allos meaning 'other' and ergon meaning 'work'.

The word 'allergy' is also derived from the Arthur-ology words f*cking and dumb.

Allergies blow. If allergies ever happen to take the form of a person, I would punch it in the throat and give it eight headlocks.

It doesn't matter though -- I still would get my ass kicked. I swear I get hit from all angles *pause*. I get red eyes, inflamed everything, interminable bouts of sneezing, and the runny-but-stuffy-at-the-same-time nose.

How does that even happen? Dumb.

I mean, I'd be cool with having allergies if I could just sit at home and chill. It's another thing when you have to work for 8+ hours everyday being snot nosed the whole time. You know you might have a problem with allergies when your co-workers tell you your eyes are all jacked up right when you arrive to work.

I'ma just swag surf this out though. Just gotta make sure I'm heavily equipped with some Alevert and those Kleenex with the built-in lotion.

You know, for the runny-but-stuffy-at-the-same-time-nose.

Law Abiding Citizen

I rented it from the employee services store today after hearing some people say it was a good movie.

They were right.

Movie's pretty crazy. People may say that Jamie Foxx killed it in his role, but I think Gerard Butler did better in his role. Dude really did convince me that he was crazy, calculating, madman of an engineer (engineers halla). I was affected, NOT SCARED, but affected a little bit because I couldn't predict what he would do next.

It ain't even supposed to be a scary movie and I was AFFECTED. NOT scared.

But I did catch myself holding a pillow over my head on some parts. Dude had me shook. ESPECIALLY after the cell scene, WOW! Had me lookin' like Gucci Mane reading the Art of War.

Straight dumbfounded.

I recommend this movie -- it got bad reviews from practically every site but people said it was good. Or maybe I'm just easily entertained. Still, I think it's worth a watch if your into the suspenseful thriller drama type stuff.