Sunday, May 25, 2008

I just wanted to say...

I write this stuff for fun. I write it because I enjoy thinking and doing random ass things. This is just pure Arthur right here, no joke.

But enough of me, I just wanted to make this post for the readers -- all 2 of you. Hahaha, I'm kidding.. but seriously I get compliments from the readers and to tell you the truth, it make me smile so so so big.. both inside and outside. Like I don't care how people view me, I'ma do me.. you can count on that. It's just that having people tell you that they enjoy what you're doing... it's very heartwarming to me.

Maybe the blog will turn into a website, then to something else.. who knows. But I just wanted to say 'thank you!' I not only write my blog for myself, but also for everybody else.

Thank you ;]

AND if you don't like my blog....

hahaha arthur signin out.. take it ez y'all!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Am I Famous Yet?

I stumbled across this thing on the internet a while back.. A celebrity face recognition thing. I was intrigued. I've been said I look like so and so, and so and so, and so and so.. basically all hot people (hahaha). So I decide to give it a go and see what celebrities can match up to my beautiful face (i'm playin..).



According to the inturnuts, I look like LL Cool J. I guess.. I'm bout to be brolic like him tho no homo. Then they gotta throw in Hideki Matsui -- dude's like 50 years old lookin' like The Last Samurai and shit word to Tom Cruise. But I ain't mad, he plays baseball for the Yankee's and probly pulls mad concubines. They also got me lookin' like Nick Lachey.. whatever no comment. Then they got Christian Bautista, this dude stay swooning all the ladies in the Philippines. I know because my parents be on the TFC.. for all you people that don't know, The Filipino Channel. Basically BET but add more promiscuous dancers getting rained on with pesos. But what the hell, how are they going to throw in some females in this mutha... I don't know who they are, but they are probly adult starlets (halla@me). Doubt it, but it's whatever.

I'm starting to become skeptical -- I want to see what else the inturnutz has for me. So I uploaded another picture.



Apparently, I look Korean like a muthaeffa. But that doesn't matter though, at least I look like Halle Berry and Rhianna... syke. How they gonna compare me to them when I'm a big chubby boy with a hairline that looks like it's been measured out with a protractor and a compass. You know, one of these things. Oh well, whatever the internet says is the truth!

Just for giggles, I decided to really put the internet to the test. One last picture...



At least I know for sure I am the true Last Samurai, or at least look like him due to the Matsui repeat. But I feel bad for Snoop and Ashton Koosher -- I make a face that looks like I'm getting my tum tum tickled by ionno, the Teletubbies or something and those guys come up. WoW! And who are the other people? Tyler whatever, Dalida? Don't even know.

Haha, I've had my fun. Time to hit the books, take it ez y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Survey says I'm a Bo$$!

Every time I log onto MySpace, 9 out of 10 bulletins are surveys. I don't get why people (girls) like them so much. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining -- I find these surveys funny. MySpace surveys to me, is a subtle way for people (girls) to express things to people (boys) that they wouldn't normally say. Kinda like a sneaky way to say "hey i wana tell you sumthin.............." Maybe it's fact, maybe it's fiction. Nonetheless I find them good for a chuckle! haha

Some questions that stuck out at me as perfect examples:
(050) Have you ever been criticized about your sexual performance?

This is funny because you know damn well no person (girl) is going to admit it and say "Yes I suck in bed, please teach me how to be the next Tera Patrick." Instead, they will take this as a perfect opportunity to show 'what's really good' BUT... in a subtle way. Maybe something along the lines of ... "Well, I haven't been with ALOT of guys.. but I haven't gotten any complaints..... ;)" What this answer shows CLEARLY to me, is that she gets smashed on the regular AKA she's ready AKA she's down AKA halla @ her.


Have you ever had a one night stand?

Hahah, this one gets straight to the point. Most girls would never admit to this. They think it will label them as .. how can I say.. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse. Or a ho. But it's whatever to me, do what you wanna do, I ain't mad! Anyway, this is why this question has a low 'yes' rate. When the survey taker says yes though...


Cot damn surveys are funny! Now, you may be asking: "If you think surveys are so funny Arthur, why don't you take one yourself?!" Alright then, I will do that. I have gone to a site appropriately named myspacebulletins.com (who would have thought?), and took time to answer the most popular survey... its been taken 36129 times (shit!). Here we go...

75 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked


1. First thing you wash in the shower? My ding ding dong dong king kong
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Grey (boring, i know, fu)
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No cuz im a playaaaa (not rly)
4.Do you plan outfits? My butt is itchy in the middle
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? bad, real bad, bad to the bone
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my swagger deoderant (see: http://arthurjay.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-swag-is-at-all-time-high.html)
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? I say g-a-y (no homo)
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I think it was a wet dream
9. Did you meet anybody new today? yes i like to meet new people cuz im a bo$$
10. What are you craving right now? i wonder if i have any hw
11. Do you floss? cuz im so fRE5H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not rly)
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? a dog standing on its two hind legs wearing an eye patch and a hook. eating an egg.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim? g-a-y (no homo)
14. Are you emotional? slap yo dum azz
15. Would you dance to the taco song? wth is a taco song. i like tacos tho. hallaaaa
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? i dun kno how 2 du da mathz, plz tiech me
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? i put it into a cup, watch it melt in the sun, then drink it
18. Do you like your hair? yes cuz its SO WAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19. Do you like yourself? I'm a bo$$
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? I met myself once............
21. Do you like cottage cheese? yeah i like it, esp with pineapples
22. What are you listening to right now? ur mom tryin to halla @ me.........
23. How many countries have you visited? 829174191827486939393
24. Are your parents strict? beat yo ass
25. Would you go sky diving? i wish i had some orange juice
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? lol
27. Would you throw potatoes at him? this survey is dum
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? yeah my eyez......... (no homo)
29. Have you ever been in a castle? my house.. cuz im KING ARTHUR!!!! am i kewl yet
30. Do you rent movies often? only the adult ones (yaiz)
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? i sit in the back row

Man there's 75 questions to the survey, but eff this! I can't see how people.. 36129 different people.. took the time out of their lives to answer this survey. Oh well, they are still funny to me haha. I'm going to go study, draw, play video games.. something.

Take it ez y'all... bub bye!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

I wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends!

Latarian Milton is a G...

So many quotables hahahha
"...I'ma soon have my friend come in.. and he smokes with the sigureetes (cigarettes)"

"I yanked, I y-yanked it... I yanked the tang"

"...it's fun ta do bad tangs... I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend..."

"...maybe a little bit -- no videogames for a whole weekend..."

You know you're G'd up from the feet up when you can rock a grown man polo with none of the buttons buttoned up and shorts that look like pants. I ain't mad at him. I used to actually dress like that also because I was pretty pudgy when I was young. Here we go...

I was also notorious for drawing on walls with permanent marker (I'm talking about pure white wall and just 'james' written in the middle of it in sloppy little kid's handwriting) and putting coins where they weren't supposed to be, whole bunch of stuff like that... but never ever takin' the car out hahaha. Plus I wasn't cool enough to have a 7-year old friend that smoked cigarettes, otherwise I would have had him come in so we could do hoodrat things (no homo).

Hats off to Latarian tho... Hopefully you can get through that weekend without videogames, I know I couldn't -- Grand Theft Auto IV just came out lolll. But of course that is if your grandma doesn't beat that ass too hard. hahahah damn

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Get it right! Get it tight!

Whatever kind of yoga this is... I ain't mad at it!

Got me lookin like Ahhnold in Red Sonja...


This has me straight up laughin tho -- girl could probly give me black eyes with her ass cheeks. How she look like she have 2 baby aliens inside her buttcheeks about to burst out word to Sigourney Weaver? That shit ain't right!

About my updates, don't you worry about it. I've just been swamped with things... but I'll get back on it. Keepin' quick for now but just you wait... just you wait...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Li-Li-Li-Li my Poliwog?



Hahah who remember's this show??? This shit is heat rock! WOWWWWWW!!!!! Wayne should have put this song out instead.

My favorite part is where he compares himself to all the people on Gullah Gullah hahaha thats SWAGGA.


"I'm a poliwog but James ain't shit...."


Binya Binya is a homie, for real...

Monday, April 21, 2008

Meet the Huxtables!

I'm going to keep it brief and just show you some multimedia (lol am i kewl yet?) regarding last weeks festivities.

Happy Birthday Alan!

Here's a nifty video made by my good friend Hank. If you remember correctly, he likes to party.

Yes, that is me. Yes, those are glasses without lenses in them. Yes, I am sexy.



You know what? I don't even know. But can you really argue? It's Jean Claude Van Damme punching a snake until its flaccid no homo. Pretty manly if you ask me.


Alright, time to goto work.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

My Swag is at an All-Time High!

... because I got a new deodorant. Seriously. I was walking through Fred Meyer and I just saw this and I had to buy it. Check it out.


Yes it is called 'swagger'. It even says.. "THE OFFICIAL SCENT OF CONFIDENCE". Might as well have said "THE OFFICIAL SCENT OF ARTHUR, KING OF BO$$E$" Hahahah I'm playin... but seriously it's crazy that Old Spice has the audacity to make a deodorant called swagger. I mean really.

Here's me testing it out. Hopefully I can make it to third base with my girlfriend with this! I think this will put me over the top. I feel it this time. Other girls, you can just be amazed by my astounding armpit hair... I quote my good friend Jordan "why it look like you got one of them gem troll toys from back in the day under ur arm?" Jerk. lolllllllll jp hahahah i still laugh at that.

No homo. BUT I GOT MAD SWAGGER THO SHIEEEEETTT!!!! wOOWWWWWW!!!!!


Am I kewl yet? But alright, time to do some lab work. I'm going to put my shirt on now. Swagger is with me.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!



Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww! Wowwwwwwwwwwwww! Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#####***** WOW *****#####

Let look at some of the comments for this song and what I have to say:

rollaturkey (2 days ago)
yo dis joint is on fire mane and who eva dat was who sadi it was trash is crazy mane

you ain't never lied!!! at least im not crazy mane!!! Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!


onurpimp (5 days ago)
baaad he sounds like a frog waaaaaaah

O rly? He sounds like a frog, huh? Only one thing I can say to that: Wowwwwwwwwww!!


ReachGodaim27 (1 week ago)
The Beat on the Video Is Better Than The One On Limewire

I Should Start Typing Like This. Maybe It Would Make Me Cool. Oh Wait It Doesn't. Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


plum201 (2 weeks ago)
ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW WOW WOW

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha I'm just havin' some fun. I actually find this song really entertaining for some reason. Like literally I thought in my head "wowwwwww there's an actual video for this. wowwwww"

Alright Arthur, time to goto bed. Really.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Yay for Birthdays!

My birthday is today! It started off great -- I woke up and burned my bagel to the point where the whole room was smoky and couldn't see shit! fkn bagel got stuck in the toaster cot damn...! Also when I went to pee this morning, I think sumthin was stuck in the pipes bc I peed too hard and it started to hurt ALOT. lol now everytime i pee it does this. Help??????????????

But yes indeed, it is my birthday. I'm turning 22 years old. Why do I still look like I am 17? Anyway, since it's my birthday... I'm going to walk on campus all day like this. Well I walk like this everyday anyway because, you guessed it, I am a boss.

Hopefully I get to meet up with my girlfriend sometime soon so we can make out... hopefully I can make it to 2nd base... I feel its going to happen soon! To all the other girls, here's a sneak peek on how I get down. Guys, take notes.

[flava flav]yeaaaaaaaaaauhhhhhhhhh BOYYEEEEEEEE[/flava flav] You girls aren't ready for all of it.. so you'll just have to make do with that! so HAH! im so kewl.

Also since it's my birthday, it's required that all readers of this blog give me a PRESENT (haha, suckers... am I kewl yet?)! All the things I want are listed on the survey on the right. Choose wisely...

I don't want to be greedy. I want to also commemorate another birthday -- my friend Brian. These pictures pretty much speak for themselves.









I was pretty drunk, I won't lie. I have a feeling Brian was pretty drunk too... hahahah HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR! YOU ARE SO SEXY! PLEASE HAVE MY KIDS! PLEASE!!!

Well I gotta go get ready to goto skool, I gotta go wash my enormous balls (no homo) and get dressed up.

hahahahahah take it ez y'all! don't forget to vote on my survey!

Friday, March 28, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

I wasn't going to blog until I got back to school so I could upload pics but I HAD to share this with y'all. This is the best video I've seen in a while.



This shit's classic. You have to realize that growing up as a little kid I idolized 3 people: My mom, my dad, and MC Hammer. I mean, I used to freaking do the dance for my grandma for money and her enjoyment (I was always a playaaa halla). This and Michael Jackson where I would moonwalk and zip and unzip my zipper. Only if you were lucky ;] You know the thing that Filipino's do to show off their kids? Like 'Oh Isabel is the smartest in her class' or 'Joy Joy won her spelling bee'. Fuck that I did MC Hammer! "oh oh ay jay... do da dancing for ur titos and titas... show them." I was bossy.

Anyway, this guy is on POINT shit!!! He's got the jacket with no shirt underneath AND the parachute pants that I've ALWAYS wanted. I bet you after this video he went in the next room and smashed Jessica Alba and Cassie at the same time he's that bossy. Best thing about the video though, is his mom is just chillin' there no reaction at all. Probably sewing him another pair of hammer pants. Lucky guy.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Finally done with Finals!

Been super busy... well was super busy. I'm done with this quarter, but yeah Final's week was fun.



Lol.

I'm in the process of packin' my bags so I can goto Vegas with ny gf and cousin and collect all the porno fliers.

Random things that happened during Final's Week:
Was running because I was late to my first final and one of the pockets of my backpack was open. Stuff falls out. Turns out one of the things was some Love Dice Muriel got me for Valentines Day -- like one dice says Rub My, Massage My, whatever. The other says body parts, one of them being 'Surprise!' So yeah, they fell out. I notice and walk back when this girl is the one to hand me back my Love Dice. Sweet. Knowing my luck it probly said "Rub my Surprise!" Halla @ me? I guess. Don't even know why they were in there.
During one of my finals, I sneeze so hard that it made a pinching/burning sensation on my ballsac. Like the very bottom. I think it's called the chode hahah. But anyway that sucked. No homo of course.
After I was done with my last final, I was outside and since nobody was around... I decided to fart (hehehe). Turns out the very last one almost made me sharted but since I am a boss I held it in. Am I kewl yet??? hahahah


So now I'm done with this quarter. I leave you with this... a video! This is a video of my last programming project I did for one of my classes. It's an alarm system.



Take it easy y'all... I'll be in Vegas. Catch up with you guys then.

Arthur signing outttttt

Monday, March 10, 2008

The results are in!

I just noticed that my survey has been done for awhile, so I decided to capture the results.

Here's what I came up with (click to see whole picture, kay?):



According to this picture I have 3 girlfriends (littr girr hi!!), 2 friends (winnie and kevin they are great), 4 nohomo guys (ducktales wooohooo and ac slater... lol.), and 2 secret admirers (I wonder who they could be, I don't know)!

I'll be making a new survey soon, be sure to vote on it! In the mean time...



sup........ to all my friends!!!! Take it easy!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Get in my belly!

Last Friday we went to Richmond Sushi in Canadddiaaaa. Special thing about this place is that late at night, the freaks come out, babies are being made, and the sushi is ALL YOU CAN EAT. Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhh ohh yeahhh ohh yeahhhhh...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



I love sushi, all kinds. Well some. I'm not used to eating fried fishes heads off. I mean my parents do it all the time, but I'm not gangster as them. At first I was hesitant to eat it, but I am a pudgey chub chub and ate it anyway.



It's good with beer!

Rest of the weekend was cool -- went to The Roots concert, Paul had a little too much fun (hahah), and my girlfriend came up to visit (hi baby)! Something that wasn't cool was that I got diarrhea on like Sunday. I think it was the Tapatio sauce or whatever, some hot sauce.

Yeah this mudda effa gave me the runs.. Now I'm afraid to fart because I get this feeling poop will come out. Thanks Tapatio!

Time to goto the restroom,

Arthur signin' outtttttttt

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Memory Foam ain't got sh*t on me!

Everybody has there little thing that helps them get to sleep -- whether it be a blankie wankie, a teddy weddy, a prostitute, it's whatever! For me, I have a pillow. This pillow is possibly the grossest pillow you could ever lay your head on. There's Arthur sweat and Arthur drool all over it, which could probably make it worth millions. It so bad that when friends come over and sit on my bed or lay on the pillow I feel uncomfortable inside because I know their nose is getting bombarded with the exquisite smells I emanate during my beauty slumber. It's just too much!

Anyway, I take my pillow home to my parent's house for its annual wash (haha). I'm driving back to Bellingham, like around exit 240, and it hit me. I forgot it.



Damnit.

I hate forgetting things. Must be the worst feeling ever for me, besides losing something. So I forgot my pillow.. "so WHAT?" you're saying? Well this is my ONLY pillow. I don't have any other pillow.

Well here I actually have one, here's a picture of it.

If you saying.. 'But Arthur, there's no pillow on that bed', look closer. There's a hoodie on that bed.

I have been sleeping on a hoodie for the past 3 days.

I mean its great you know, it shapes to the delicate contours of my face and pimples and shit, and I wake up with zipper marks all over my face but its all good! I mean you can't get better than that -- Memory Foam ain't got shit on me! You know what this makes me? I'm a manly man. You know what else? Sexy. You know what else? My balls itch.

Here's a picture of my room without my pillow.

Cot damn I miss my pillow. :(

Friday, February 22, 2008

You wouldn't be ballin' even if your name was Spalding


wsuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

I have always played basketball -- ever since I was little I've always been shootin, dribblin my balls (no homo), driving my parents karrazzzzzy even to this day. Let me show you how bossy I am ;]


Wipe me daaaaawnnnnnn pulayaaaaaaa.

My younger brother was filmin'.. I got footage of him no homo but thats for another video. Well I just wanted to keep it short, I still got class today and all that. But alright y'all take it ezzzzz and if you didn't like this post...

hahahahha SUP.

Arthur signin' outttt

OH YEAH... vote on the side survey, i just wanna see where all yall comin from... AIIIHGGGTT?????????? It's the least you can do if you enjoy this shiz I write off the top of my domepiece

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

I'm So Skinny!

Not really. I've always been a pudgy kid -- when I was little my grandma would give me 2 Crunch bars, a pack of Starburst, and some ice cream EVERYTIME she saw me.

She saw me everyday.

Lollllllll.. here's a picture of me back then, as you can see I've always been fresh and bout my chedder (halla @ me)


Anyway, this past weekend I went home to my parent's house. You know what that means -- I GET FED! Seriously at my place at school I'm eating PB$J sandwiches and like 2 Ritz crackers, that's it. It's great! But seriously I ate some serious food back home... with my GF too (halla).

Saturday we went to Salty's brunch. This place was insane. It's all you can eat, they got like 219084 different types of fish, oysters, clams, crab, eggs, waffles, crepes, seriously any brunch food you could imagine. Cot damn. Here's my first plate...

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. I put down 2 of these bad boys and some desert. Skinny. The following days I ate so many chicken breasts (i love breast can i halla), so many potatoes, so much meat no homo. Ahhhhhhh.... well my excuse is that I'ma starve when I go back to school anyway so it's like I'm a bear in hibernation you feel me (only females plz, just kiddin baby dont get madd haha)!?!

Random thought about food.. How the hell did humans figure out about milk. I mean, did they just go up to a cow and was like "HEY, look at that things ding dongs! I think I'm going to squeeze them and drink whatever comes out! Who's with me!?" I mean, who's idea was that???! hahahah seriously stuff like that gets me going like this


Take it easy y'all ;]

Arthur signin' outtttttt

Thursday, February 14, 2008

How to Get Poppin' on Valentine's Day

Wsup y'all. It's 2:11 AM and I just got home from working on code for 7 hours straight (halla @ me) but I don't give an eff...today is a special day -- it's Valentine's Day cheeeuhhhh



I know some people don't like this holiday because of whatever whatever.. but cheer up because Arthur's on the loveline and I'ma gonna help you out b. This is how you can get it poppin' on Valentine's Day aka sexyyyytimeeeeee aka have her talk in falsetto ooh ooh baby ahhh aaahh eeeee aka Arthur is sexy.

First, you gotta start it off with old school.. bring it back to those elementary school days. Bust this out...

This will get things started for real, show her or him that you ain't playin'. Trust me I got hella hoes from this right here (not really but whatever).

Then you gotta show that you're sensitive, that you're so kew men, that you're the one with that gushy gushy hottie bombo lattie. This will do it...

They won't be able to resist by now... you gotta set the mood with some music. None of that Chris Brown, Bobby Valentino, Jodeci, Barry White stuff. Put this on...

Give her something to show what's on your mind. Give her something from the heart.

Halla @ it.

That's all you gotta do, and you good.



Happy Valentine's everybody... wrap it up b hahah

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Smells like Chimmychangas!

Last Saturday I went to the club -- War Room in Seattle with Muriel and her cousin to meet up with some of my old friends. Here's some pika-chars...!




Looks like a good time right? Well yeah for the most part -- but shit that place was crowded like hayyylll as you can see from the first pic. Anyway, we're chillin and Muriel and her cousin Hera goes to get me a drink (lol tanx baby) so I'm sitting down saving their seats with Hera's coat. Soon after, this guy starts slapping my back telling me to get up... I'm 'wtf dawg, wut's goin on??'. Then this smell of rotten Mexican food starts to seep into my nostrils. I stand up and look to my right...

I just got threw up on.

What.

The.

Fk.

The guy on the right of me just threw up on the seat and me. I'm heated. But he was part of the party (my friend Jordan's cousin's friends birthday, kinda have to concentrate on that one hahah), so I'm not going to act up.

So basically I'm like 'wowwwwwww' -- I'm walking around the club with throw up splattered on my ass (i dont know how) and pantleg smelling like a freaking Number 3 from Taco Bell with Fiesta Potatoes. I end up going to the bathroom and wiping myself down (halla @ me) I shortly find Muri and Hera. I say my good byes and we leave the club.

As we're walkin, Muri's like 'baby you know you're going to have to take off those pants when we drive home -- I don't want to gag.' Again, I'm like wowwwwwwwwww. At this point I don't care -- so we get to the car and I take of my pants (wipe me down, sup).

So there I am, sitting shotgun with my girlfriend and her cousin... in my underroos. It felt like all eyes were on me.

Halla.

But hey we went and got hotdogs that was great -- man it was one of the best hotdogs I've had, and I don't even like hotdogs.


You can see my sexy leg in the background -- I really didn't have any pants on. But anyway, we drop Hera off with her own special enchilada smelling jacket and we go back to Muri's house, where she proceded to wash my jeans and sweater (thx baby again ;]) and we just fell alseep.

RANDOM STUFF THAT HAPPENED.
- Hera got my drink spilled on her and down her shirt and was about to smack-a-ho
- Two girls in front of our booth were shoving and about to fight. smack-a-hoes
- People that don't move in the club I wanna just Ric Flair back hand slap them in the throat

GOOD NIGHT!

Bonus -- This is where I learned all my dance moves. Serious.



Take it ez y'all ;]

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I Got the Innernets Goin' Nuts

I just my internet back so halla at me.

What's new? I moved out of my condo into a house right across the skoo -- so I can now get up 10 minutes before class, scratch my balls a little bit, then walk across the street and I'm at school already. Like literally I'm like 3 steps away from campus. It's pretty sweet.



But yeah its great, my rooms big, smells good, its sexytime, its arthur babayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I took a video of it...



But yeah I'ma keep it quick -- but hey quick fact about myself... I have this weird thing where I CAN NOT go boo boo if my environment is new. Like literally I don't feel the urge if the place is new.. I swear I didn't go #2 for like 3 days when I was here... it was really really bad ;[

yeah that was pretty random but hey it's my blog so if you don't like it...



hahahah take it ez y'all ;]