Maui Wowie: Part 2

Just because we pinky swear'd last post, I decided to plop down into my 'puter seat and decided to upload some pictures from my recent vacay to Maui. Pictures comin'...fire in the hole! Some pictures may be inappropriate, but I know you're going to look anyway so whatever.


TOUCHDOWN, ARTHUR! By the way, thats a Boeing airplane halla@me

I'm excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First taste of Guri-Guri, which is just like pure sherbet and comes in two flavors: Strawburry and Pineapple. 2 scoops for like 1.10, more like 21390 for Arthur. Pineapple please!

Only at Hawaiian McDonald's, Haupia pie. It's like coconut paste or whatever. I don't even goto McDonald's but I had like 3 of these... If being bad feels this good, I don't ever wanna feel good!

AKA don't play your music loud dumbass.

I had to do it.

"I eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisonin'" Name that song!

Awkward sculpture at the resort we stayed at.

He about to put in work tho! (no homo)

Another sculpture. I couldn't help myself.

View from the resort.

Big ass koi cot damn. I used to have a pet fish. I cried when it died. I was 21. (syke i was like 10... but still!)

View from the resort part deux.

Made a new friend!

Iao Valley/Needle

Iao Valley

I think its like a mystical Korean horse. I just think it looks like a bear. I like bears.

This choco bar actually has maui chips in it. Maui chips. Help me.


Proof fo yo azz.

Friends 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! My gf's family

Showing my whitey tighties... oh wait thats my hairy butt lol am i kewl yet!!!!?? I played outside a lot! (no homo x 12093810)

Well, those are the more notable pictures. If you're wondering why there's mostly pictures of me... it's because I respect other people's privacy and business.. except for the last one where its just friends.

I hope you enjoy my random ass (lol get it?) pictures. Take it ez ya'll!!

I know it's not Maui pictures but.....

I like how he tries to play it cool and collected right after when you know damn well everybody looked with that big ass noise he made.. hahahaha

Maui pictures soon -- pinky swear!

Maui Wowie: Part 1

I just got back from Maui -- very fun, very hot (kinda), very chill. I got a lot of pics and vids so I'm breaking it down: I mashed up all my footage (not that much) into a video that I spent some of today editing and I'll upload notable pictures soon, possibly tomorrow.

Videos pretty random, but I don't give a d-d-d-d-damn word to Fabolous. I got video of big ass koi in the ponds around the resort we stayed at and other video from just being out and about... and being Arthur. LoL



Take it ez y'all!!

I'm Finally Getting Lei'd!

Har har! Arthur you're so funny!

But seriously, tomorrow I'm leaving for Hawaii until the end of the month. I've never been over there so I'm super excited. I just want to try any and everything -- from doing some luaus, hula dancing wearing just coconuts and a grass skirt (no homo), snorkling, feeling up some coconuts (no homo)...[TI] you can do whatever you liiikkee, you can do whatever you liiikeeee yaaaaahhh [/TI]...

This place is going to be my house for a few days...



I'm not joking either. It's like my own castle! Definitely fitting for somebody with the name Arthur... am i kewl yet?

But seriously I'm in awe just looking at pictures. I'm blessed to have the opportunities given to me... I'm always deeply appreciative of what I have. Hard work and being yourself is all you need. Now it's just my turn to play a little bit... other than my video games. ;]

Updates aren't guaranteed, but I'll definitely be taking pictures. Take it ez y'all!

Happy Birthday Chris!

Big two one! Awwwwwwwww shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... et.

If you couldn't tell which one is Arthur, I'm wearing a shirt that celebrates women breastisis. Am I kewl yet?

Happy Birthday, doggie.

Michael Phelps summed up in one picture...

Dude's a beast. Period. Might as well call him a fish, because dude STAYS in the water. My mama even told me this dude has ADD. I bet this guy thinks of what he's going to eat while he's racing and getting 2132109 gold medals.

I say this because dude eats 12,000 calories a day. 12,000. Twelve thousand. That's the six times the daily average for a regular person. Motha fucka! Like I read this article -- he eats a whole packet of pasta you get from the market for dinner, THEN eats a whole pizza, then drinks 1000 calories of energy drinks.



But whatever, Olympics are tight. Take it ezzz y'all.

Oh yeah Seahawks won too, gj gj.

Goin' to my first Seahawk Game

Granted it's pre-season... but I don't give a uff!

High chance of being inebriated.

High chance of eating meat (no homo).

High chance of giving some 'suckits' out.

High chance of havin' fun.

Well I always have fun regardless what I'm doing but whatever!! I've been pretty busy lately, work and play makes Arthur a bo$$. Don't worry though -- I'll still update.

Hallaaaaaa

I got two words for you...

If you know me personally, or if you're just been following the blog for a while, you know I'm a fan of a particular gesture -- a rather vulgar gesture at that. BUT, if you know me, you also know that I'm all jokes and it's all in good fun.

How do you do this gesture, you ask?

Basically you cross your arms and place them conveniently over your crotch-region. Sometimes forcefully. Sometimes gently.

What does this gesture mean, you ask?

Simply, it means that you request fellatio.

Or in other brash and crude words, to "suck it"!! I apologize if you find offense -- it's understandable. To be fair to me though, it's usually occurs when I'm not Arthur the Aardvark, but Arthur the Inebriated.

Let's get some examples in here:






Before you say, "Arthur, you dumb ass you're not doing it in this one!"...

...it's because I don't have to! I'm a bo$$

Can't forget this post.

I'm not the only fan of telling people to, you know, suck it. My younger brother showed me this video earlier today of a sponsored skateboarder. I'm a fan of Jamal Smith, but I have not seen this video before today. Regardless, I personally think he has great taste (no homo) and can almost dance better than me (almost).



Am I kewl yet?

hahahah later you guys ;]

Awkward Work Story

Ever come into work late? Ever have to make up time at the end of the day? It happens to me every once in a while -- whoever invented the Snooze button was a genius... but shit, it eff's me up the butt sometimes *pause*.

Well the other day I was late to work and had to make it up by staying over a little bit more. No big deal. 4 o'clock hits. People start trudging out the door to enjoy reality, trickling out the big company doors only to face the asphalt abomination that is I-405. Eventually only one remains, King Arthur the Intern.

Another hour passes and I'm dunzo! I pack my stuff and head for the elevator. While waiting for the elevator to hit (I'm on the 5th floor), I start getting the bubble guts. You know the feeling, where all the fart and gas that you've been bottling up the whole day that starts seeping out once you start to get up and move. The feeling that makes you regret eating that 99 cent beef and potato burrito. Yeah, that feeling.

I think to myself, "Heheh nobody's here Arthur, don't worry. Just loose once you get in. You're a bo$$."

Once I step in, I let 'er rip. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTTTTTTT... BRUUUTT... BRUT... BRut. I swear if I was bare assed and sitting on a piece of construction paper, I would have ripped that shit in half off the strength of my gas *pause*.

I'm grinning ear to ear as I watch the elevator LED display read 5th Floor... 4th Floor...

DING!




My grin instantly fades. Shit. Somebody is going to enter.

It's my co-worker. A co-worker that is equivalent to a manager. Damnit.

"Hello, Arthur."

I muster out a "Hey, how's it goin'?" before we just stand there, reveling in the wondrous, poisonous scent that is Arthur Fart. Awkward. Seemed like it took forever to hit the 1st floor.

"Have a good day!" ... "Thanks Arthur, you too."

Needless to say, I left with the quickness.

At the end of the day though, you just gotta laugh at it -- man... whatever hahahahah. That's just life for you. Well Arthur's life, I don't know.

Take it easy, ya'll.

Bears are the best animal. Period!

Hey, what is your favorite animal? Dog? Cat? Goat? Doesn't matter -- bears are better. Bears are... THE best animal. Period. If you don't agree...




Get outta here. LoL

Three reasons why bears are the best animal...

1. They are lazy as hell.

Bears are lazy as hell -- they sleep for freaking up to 7 months! This is 7 months without moving, exercising, or taking a shit. In order for them to do this, they lower their heart rate from 60-90 beats per minute to 8-40 beats per minute. Eight beats per minute. Really? That's 1 beat every 7.5 seconds. Yes I'm a nerd, don't worry about it. But seriously how can you do that? Just imagine not taking a doo doo for 7 months...



People call this hibernating. I call it being a bo$$.

2. They fish.

Fishermen are tight -- fishing is one of the things I like doing, even though I may not be that great at it :D Fishies fishies are a staple of a bears diet... and they catch them with their bear/bare (get it? am i kewl yet?) hands. I mean, if I can't catch much with a pole no homo... don't know if I'd have much luck with my bare hands. Think about it too, bears don't even have opposable thumbs! Shit's amazing. I am aroused.

3. They beat ass.

Bears are buff as fuk. Almost as buff as me.........(lol). But seriously, they possess extraordinary strength, regardless of size or animal. A bear can kill a moose, elk, deer, whatever the hell it wants, in one swipe of its front paw. What the hell.

But Arthur... what about lions, tigers, rhinos, and elephants...?



Bears are the best animal. Period. I asked my friends though, "What is your favorite animal?" I like dogs! I like puppies! I like foxes! I like hippos! I like black panthers!

Whatever!! All get dunzo'd by the bear. Halla @ bears.

Funny thing though -- I asked my pops what his favorite animal was... he replied "Goats, because I can eat it when I get bored of it"


Lol wow really??????? hahahahaha

So this is my 50th post...

I'm surprised at myself -- never thought that I would make it this far, never thought that I would have done what I've done, never thought I could be so bo$$y... lol am I kewl yet? Last thing like this I had, was back on Xanga... and reading back on that old stuff... lol yeah let's just keep it at that.

But anyway, shit.

I'ma keep on doing what I'm doing, just being myself, good ol' Arthur. People call me a whole bunch of things -- weird, odd, queer (no homo), dumb, smart, funny, sexy, cutie (lol). Whatever the case though, I don't give doo doo. I'm going to just be myself. If you're not who you are, who are you then?

Dr. Seuss put it nicely,

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

So take that and run with it! Take it easy! Arthur out!

Random note: One of the last doo doos I made... was shaped like a question mark. LoL sorry I had to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 things that I was ALWAYS called while growing up..

My name is Arthur James. If you read this blog, if you know me, if you just met me, if you sweat me, if you wouldn't let me, you know my name. Arthur James is a pretty sophisticated name if you ask me. I'm not trying to be conceited or big-headed or anything.. It's true! How many Arthur James do you know? That's right. None. I'm a bo$$.

Yeah I just contradicted myself but I do I care? No. I don't give a fffuuuuuuuuuu...

Going through elementary with a name like Arthur James... you know my ass was about to get teased (no homo). Not like I cared though -- all I know is I beat all y'all asses in the Timed Math Tests, addition, subtraction, multiplication, AND division! Yes, I'm Asian so what?!

Anyway, two things that I've always always ALWAYS were called while growing up:

1. Arthur, the PBS cartoon



This was obvious. EVERY EVERY EVERY time I meet somebody new that's trying to get to know me, hit on me, be a jerk, whatever... 8 times out of 10 the conversation goes like this:

"OH LIKE THE CARTOON?!"

I respond, "YES, LIKE THE CARTOON, YES LIKE THE AARDVARK, YES LIKE A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K, YES YES YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"

They are aroused.

Not that exaggerated, but you get the idea. But hey, I'm not mad. I don't mind at all. Little Arthur's got style, got game, got all that. He rocks sweaters with the collar, got Francine and Muffy on lock. Everybody loves him.. see look...

Arthur's st-stuntin' like a habit right here. And no, that's not my girlfriend, just a friend.

2. James Bond

With a middle name like James, it had to happen. Bond. James freakin' Bond biaaatch! I wasn't mad at all for this one though -- he gets gadgets, gear, and that gushy gushy. Look at this picture right here..

Look at that shit. James Bond's just chillin' with his PP7 pistol and these hoes are straight undressin'. Shiet, one of them is already topless, waiting for the bo$$ to come through and go 'under cover' (am I kewl yet?). Some girl on the top left is getting jealous and lettin' that nip slip. Trying to tempt the top agent... cover that shit up, b!

Sorry for the picture -- it's not safe for work. But hey, you shouldn't be looking at this stuff at work anyway so poo on you! Just clear the history and we'll be in the clear. Hahaha

Anyway, I've been called Arthur the Aardvark and James Bond all my life, but at the end of the day... I'm just Arthur James. Throw up the fist of power with me!

Guess who I met?

My parents computer broke. I have to fix it. Long story short, I had to Fry's to find a replacement video card...

I head to Fry's with my brosef Christian with the old video card in hand because I really had no idea what kinda card the old compoodah used. In reality, I was just too lazy. But, I don't give a pho fuk lai bout that shiet.

Outside of Fry's we see this big semi truck. There's people milling about and some guys with some digital cameras posted up...

Fry Guy (lol am I funny yet or wut...): Hey do you want your picture taken with The Hulk!?

Me (with a boner): uh ... YES!

Christian: ...

Fry Guy: ALRIGHT! Do your best HULK POSE!

Me: Nah. I gotta different pose! *does the pose*

Christian: ...

Fry Guy: *Chuckles, then takes the picture*

After my boner died down (no homo?), we found a new card. Ended up I needed more components for it to work. Ended up returning it. Ended up just buying a whole new computer. St-stuntin is a habit.

At least I got to say "suck it" with the Hulk.

Wow... What the hell!?

This kid is 1 year old...



Seriously? 1 year old? When I was 1 year old, I was dancing in my pen, walking around in my walker breaking stuff, putting coins in slots (I broke our dishwasher like this, it still doesn't work to this day), and getting kisses from all the hunnies. Okay okay, they were my titas and cousins but what can you say? I'm still a bo$$...

But when I saw this video I was like this..


It's really amazing what the human mind can do, even at such a young age! They didn't force her at all, from reading the video information. Just wow.

I went to the dentist today...

I went to the dentist today.

I have a cavity.




I swear its those maui chips -- ruining my life. I don't even care! Actually, I do care... shit damnit tangina ookie ni nam maliit ang titi mo (no homo) shit!

Like she was telling me what they are going to do -- they actually cut a piece of your tooth and replace it with something else? Are you serious? Was I lead on all this time as a kid? I had sweet tooth and had hella cavities while growing up. Man wtf.

Corporate Life: The 2 worst times to take a deuce (lol get it?)

Going poo at work is a mixed bag -- you get to relieve yourself and feel great after, but...you're still taking a deucer at work/in public. This is amplified when you start working in corporate, where bathrooms are big, toilets are aplenty, and there's many people milling around... that will do their business inevitably some time of the day.

I'm going to help you out -- I'm going to tell you when are the best times to go number 2. It's simple: when nobody is around.

Since it's pretty much impossible to figure out when nobody is around, I find it much easier to just point out the WORST times to handle your business.

1. In the morning.

This is one of theeeee most horrible times to drop the kids at the pool. I swear. Do you know how many people drink coffee, ESPECIALLY corporate people who have to be at work early in the morning? Do you know what coffee does to you? Well I do -- it makes me want to take a big shit. Cot damn. This is why I don't drink coffee anymore (plus I'm using Crest White strips so I can't be messing that up, halla @ me).

If you have to go in the morning, might as well pinch your cheeks, exit left and wait awhile.


2. After lunch.

I've made my observations -- EVERY time I have to go after lunch I do one of these.

EVERY time, EVERY stall is taken. EVERY. EVERY. EVERY. Maybe it was taco salad day, or pork and beans day, or somebody spiked the coke machine with ex-lax.. I don't know. But yeah, don't waste your time. Well, you COULD get lucky. Probably not.

Well now I've passed on some wisdom. Hopefully your entrails emptying endeavors go well, and your bowel movements are now moving. Good luck!

And to people that are disgusted by this stuff: it's my blog! Plus its just poop. Everybody does it. Even hottie bombo latties (like me, no homo + halla @ me).

I... LOVE.... MAUI .....CHIPS!

Had some spare time on a Sunday...



halla halla halla halla halla @ me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The liq store is closed on the 4th of July?

What kinda bullshit is that?

I'm trying to get my Sailor Jerry's on and ya'll ain't lettin me!!

Old picture with me and my buddy Jerry...




BUSSSSSSSSSSS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


I blurred it for ya'll youngins'!! I'm throw a fist for peace!!

St-Stuntin is a habit.....

Guess who just got their tax return?



Halla if you hearrrrr meeeeeee

You so young, fly, and flashy!

Before I start, let me say that I don't really know much about high fashion. I'd like to think that I dress clean -- not too flashy, not too dressy, just my own regular style. I'd also like to think that I am fairly open to other people's fashion and style. BUT there are just some things that confuddle me beyond belief... anddd I'm going to take a break from being all congenial and shit and try to dissect some of these new (or old?) fashion statements, in the most heterosexual way of course (otherwise known as "no homo")

Also, if you happen to dress similar to these pictures.. no hard feelings. I don't care how you dress -- I'm just bored and irritated that I can't play my Xbox360 because my papa is watching The Filipino Channel. Damnit.

Anyway... ON TO THE PICTURES!~


Metrosexual just started getting popular over the past few years, but I think this guy is stepping the line right here. How you gonna wear a female denim + purse combo then mean mug the camera thinkin' you're really doin' it? With your Cyclops sunglasses word to the X-Man Scott Summers. Pants lookin' like one of those painted on joints they started doin' for the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. I sure hope his girlfriend gave him the purse and was taking the picture because this guy is takin' straight L's. Cot damn! I would rock that Piston's jacket tho...


These dudes (maybe dudes? The one on the left is looking a little.. I don't know, could go either way)...Where was this picture taken tho? Never Never Land? Looking straight out of World of Warcraft with their whimsical look word to Night Elves. Also I think those types of scarves that their wearing has a religious meaning to them... but I guess they also make a great fashion statement?


How you gonna look like a male version of Catwoman word to Batman? This guy, having the audacity to strike a pose like this in public, especially in a high traffic area like a subway. How did that go down? "Alright, strike a pose!" "FIERCE!" ...with your America's Top Model ass. I feel weird looking at those shoes tho -- peek toe and open heel heels, what is that!? Seriously. Haircut lookin' like a bootleg Bobby Brown + Sisqo.


No comment. Hahahahah


What a bo$$.

Hahahahahah well I had my fun. Again, I'm just crackin' some jokes... don't be maaaaad.

Happy 4th of July, be safe!