Sunday, August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps summed up in one picture...

Dude's a beast. Period. Might as well call him a fish, because dude STAYS in the water. My mama even told me this dude has ADD. I bet this guy thinks of what he's going to eat while he's racing and getting 2132109 gold medals.

I say this because dude eats 12,000 calories a day. 12,000. Twelve thousand. That's the six times the daily average for a regular person. Motha fucka! Like I read this article -- he eats a whole packet of pasta you get from the market for dinner, THEN eats a whole pizza, then drinks 1000 calories of energy drinks.

But whatever, Olympics are tight. Take it ezzz y'all.

Oh yeah Seahawks won too, gj gj.


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