Get outta here. LoL
Three reasons why bears are the best animal...
1. They are lazy as hell.
Bears are lazy as hell -- they sleep for freaking up to 7 months! This is 7 months without moving, exercising, or taking a shit. In order for them to do this, they lower their heart rate from 60-90 beats per minute to 8-40 beats per minute. Eight beats per minute. Really? That's 1 beat every 7.5 seconds. Yes I'm a nerd, don't worry about it. But seriously how can you do that? Just imagine not taking a doo doo for 7 months...
People call this hibernating. I call it being a bo$$.
2. They fish.
Fishermen are tight -- fishing is one of the things I like doing, even though I may not be that great at it :D Fishies fishies are a staple of a bears diet... and they catch them with their bear/bare (get it? am i kewl yet?) hands. I mean, if I can't catch much with a pole no homo... don't know if I'd have much luck with my bare hands. Think about it too, bears don't even have opposable thumbs! Shit's amazing. I am aroused.
3. They beat ass.
Bears are buff as fuk. Almost as buff as me.........(lol). But seriously, they possess extraordinary strength, regardless of size or animal. A bear can kill a moose, elk, deer, whatever the hell it wants, in one swipe of its front paw. What the hell.
But Arthur... what about lions, tigers, rhinos, and elephants...?
Bears are the best animal. Period. I asked my friends though, "What is your favorite animal?" I like dogs! I like puppies! I like foxes! I like hippos! I like black panthers!
Whatever!! All get dunzo'd by the bear. Halla @ bears.
Funny thing though -- I asked my pops what his favorite animal was... he replied "Goats, because I can eat it when I get bored of it"
Lol wow really??????? hahahahaha
so is teddisura your guy? i enjoy infernape personally
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