Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I got two words for you...

If you know me personally, or if you're just been following the blog for a while, you know I'm a fan of a particular gesture -- a rather vulgar gesture at that. BUT, if you know me, you also know that I'm all jokes and it's all in good fun.

How do you do this gesture, you ask?

Basically you cross your arms and place them conveniently over your crotch-region. Sometimes forcefully. Sometimes gently.

What does this gesture mean, you ask?

Simply, it means that you request fellatio.

Or in other brash and crude words, to "suck it"!! I apologize if you find offense -- it's understandable. To be fair to me though, it's usually occurs when I'm not Arthur the Aardvark, but Arthur the Inebriated.

Let's get some examples in here:

Before you say, "Arthur, you dumb ass you're not doing it in this one!"...

...it's because I don't have to! I'm a bo$$

Can't forget this post.

I'm not the only fan of telling people to, you know, suck it. My younger brother showed me this video earlier today of a sponsored skateboarder. I'm a fan of Jamal Smith, but I have not seen this video before today. Regardless, I personally think he has great taste (no homo) and can almost dance better than me (almost).

Am I kewl yet?

hahahah later you guys ;]