Buy Me Something!

I've been a good boy so please buy me something!

2009 XMAS/KWANZAA/HANUKKAH LIST

- Heavy Bag with stand so I can practice beating people up.
- One of those IPOD Car player things so I can listen to my extensive Lady Gaga and Cam'ron collection while I drive to work.
- A GPS for my car so I hate driving in Seattle less.
- DJ Hero... maybe.
- Oil Pastels so I can make cute pictures of Pokemon
- Books so I can look smart -- maybe books with a art type twist like fashion and look books.

I'm really not sure on any of these gifts -- these are more of nice things for me to have.. but cutting out all that mushy mushy stuff, all I want really is my family and friends.

But hey, buying me stuff doesn't hurt! If you don't...

Really though, I just made this list so I have an idea of what to buy myself if Santa doesn't come hahaha

Arthur's Office: Make some damn coffee

One of the things that annoys me the most at work is when people leave the pots of drip coffee empty. What is this boolshiet? How you gonna kill all the joe and not make some mo'? Shit's annoying.

It's amazing too because the machine's at work make coffee HELLA fast. It's not drip coffee, it's like pee coffee -- it comes out like a steady stream *pause*.

To make things worse, the coffee machine on my floor doesn't exist. So I gotta walk like to the stairs, walk down to the floor below, hook a right out of the door and get to the communal kitchen -- this takes about 5-10 minutes. When I see that they are all empty...

GTFOH with that. I make the coffee and have to wait. This has gotten so bad lately that I migrated over to making green tea...

...but tell me why lately people have been leaving the hot water pot empty too?! The faucet is like 2 millimeters away from the machine and you can't put water in the pot? Really?

Damnit.

Eat Kobe('s) Beef

Pause.

Saturday night was Diannie and Chantha's engagement dinner at Palisades restaurant in Seattle. I went with Muriel. I have no idea how people find that place, shit's all confusing. But I don't like driving in Seattle period so...

Very nice venue -- I remember I took a prom date there one year in high school. I didn't get any that night. But whatever, I was/is a pretty big nerd and I was prone to making mistakes with the opposite sex. I'm not too shabby now but let's not get into that. ;]

Whilst taking periodic drags of my white zin (am I kewl yet?), my eyes glanced over the menu. One item in particular -- Wagyu steak with some other stuff I don't really care about.

Wagyu steak is pretty much Kobe steak from Japan.

Kobe steak is made from cows who get to drink beer with their food to make them 'happy' -- I just call it getting shitfaced. They also get 'massaged' like everyday -- I just call it sexytime. The theory is that happier cows taste better. Go figure.

I had to order it.

Thing came out with super fancy plating like it was straight off Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto's menu. Meat was firm on the outside, but super soft on the inside. *pause*

As I demolished the whole thing, I couldn't help by think to myself, 'So this is what 65 dollars tastes like...'

But anyway, great dinner you guys and congrats! Thanks for having me.

Netbooks are awesome...

... because I can blog while I adhere to the call of nature! *poot*

This shit is tight! No pun intended.

Biz Stay Gettin' Cake

Oh snap!

Leg & Booty Work... Really?

Really?

This shit is entertaining as hell -- dude straight up sounds like Diddy.. "Try not to lean back, just your leg, just move your leg, push it back... take that, take that, take that. Push it hard and let it come back in slow." (That's what she said?)

Really? Hahaha

Dude borderline sounds like he has his ding-a-ling in his hand, pause. Look at this comment though..

lefou33 (8 months ago)
nice ! she look massive and powerful. Do you know her weight,height and measurement ?
Ciao

How you gonna tell her she looks 'massive and powerful' and ask for her weight, height, and measurement?

This ain't try outs for World's Strongest Woman my dude... she ain't no Magnus Samuelsson.

Take that, take that, take that.

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

I'm thankful for family, friends, everything and everybody who has affected my life both positively and negatively. If it wasn't for ya'll, I wouldn't be who I am today.

I'm also thankful for being a bo$$.

But seriously, thanks to you guys too for even going on this website of mine -- I really do try and make it an extension of me.. *pause*.

My cousin brought a funny thing up though -- we all say what we are thankful for on Thanksgiving, then everybody goes out the next day and buys all this new shit that you didn't have on Thanksgiving.

I'm guilty though -- I just bought myself a netbook..

Ron Artest Keeps it Gully

Dude's a G for real. Also an asshole. How you gon' throw dude's shoe in the stands then shoot a 3 pointer next possession down when Ariza is still tryna make the bunny loops with his shoelaces?

It's funny too because Ariza was in the series of trades that left the Lakers with Artest...

The Best Music Video...

... recently has to be Shakira - She Wolf.

First and foremost, it is about wolves. It should go without saying that anything involving wolves makes it an instant classic and/or bosslike. Period.

Second reason, Shakira.

Shakira - She Wolf HQ
Uploaded by Dany_94. - Explore more music videos.

I don't have to say much about that except...

I mean, does the thumbnail say enough? That is most definitely a preview, if I ever saw one. It was like I was watching borderline softcore pornography -- I had to look over my shoulder to see if my mama was watching but she was sleeping so I hit that resume boyyy... (am i kewl yet?)

When it first cut to the cage part where shes like stretching... IGAB -- she is a dancer alright. But tell me why she can't do the robot AT ALL (around 30 seconds in)... straight up looked like she was about to pop her shoulder out. Damn I'm not mad at her though because of the following scene...

Usually I watch these types of music videos on mute, but this song is fiiiiiilthyyy!

Best part is that she actually howls in the chorus -- AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

..IGAB.

Happy Veteran's Day

Let's give thanks to all who has served and currently serving our country. Thank you for what you have all done for our nation. For those away, come home safe.

I don't have any immediate family serving, but I do have some friends. Let me share a video...

This almost (read: ALMOST) brought me to tears -- I'm too G for that.... maybe. But man, I can't imagine how hard it is for families with members abroad.

Happy Veteran's Day.

Arthur Knowledge -- Traffic

Screw traffic. Shit sucks.

With the Seattle rain pouring down practically everyday, you know damn well traffic is more common.

Ever caught yourself in some traffic, chug along at like 5 mph, yell expletives at any and everything, then suddenly it's all better?

It's like... 'Hey watch it dumbass-beeyotch-mutha-... oh shit that's wsup!"

Well, Arthur is here to demystify and enlighten the masses. Behold, a picture! Click to enlarge.

So that person that stepped on his brakes just a little bit to either accommodate somebody merging, somebody rubberneckin' and checking out an accident (I HATE this), or just somebody tryna halla at a female...

...it's your fault and you deserved to get put in eight (8) super headlocks!

Just wanted to let ya'll know, because I saw this picture a while ago and was reminded of it today when it took me 1.5 hours to get home from work. It usually takes me 20-30 minutes.

Traffic sucks.

I'm the best breakdancer EVER

Too filthy!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario Lopez/Jabbawockees/SuperKrew/So Real Cru/Kaba Mordern get at me dog *pause*, I'm the best dance crew just by myself son. BELIE DAT PLAI BOI!

Orange + Yellow = Damnit

Those little Starburst two-packs that come around Halloween time is some of the best candy to get.

But only sometimes.

You about to open one and get all excited like 'oooh which one am I going to get!? I sure hope it's Pink and Red!...'

...then you open it and get Orange and Yellow flavor.

Damnit.

2 pumps...

I was looking through my YouTube favorites... and found this video that I favorited a while back.

And for good reason. Check this out -- her name is Andressa Soares.


How you gonna be half woman, half horse? How you gonna do that booty dance after a set of squats at the gym? I like how it panned around and you see all those kids. How you gonna dance in front of those kids? Shoot, you know they just gonna run home and massage their little smokie *pause* I like how the dad's ain't care too -- they're like "Don't look, son" but not even doing shit.

The song too -- broooooooow, brooooooow, brow, brow, brow brow. Better than Black Eyed Peas that's for sure.

Just give me two pumps... brooow broooow.

Activia Does It.

Activia just doesn't work for women. It definitely works for men, too.

I just tested it today at work.

Some background: Activia is yogurt that helps women shit. Straight up.

Notice that arrow that's in the logo? That's supposed to mean you go doo doo after you eat this. The bifudis regularis in it makes your bowel move at super speeds. Well, something like that.

Excerpt from a website:

Fact: 87% of Americans have digestive issues such as occasional irregularity.**

What You Can Do
There are a number of ways to help your digestive system and help improve intestinal transit. Among these are:

• Drinking plenty of water and getting adequate exercise
• Eating probiotic foods like ACTIVIA®
• Eating a balanced diet

Two weeks of eating ACTIVIA® every day, blah blah blah poo poo poo poo.. you get the idea.

Naturally, I'm questionable.

Today, I took a deuce at work around 9:30AM -- nice and early. Then I'm like... man I want to eat my yogurt. Turns out Activia is all my mom buys -- she's into the healthy stuff. 10AM, Activia is in Arthur's tummy. 10:10AM, Arthur is on the toilet. Again.

Wow. Activia does it.

You think that's amazing? Before my work basketball game, I took another one! This is around 4:40. Three times today. Yes, I am the boss of bowels! I felt like a million bucks, walked outta the restroom like this...

Take that, take that, take that... uh uh uh uh.

Activia is no joke. Time for another one.

Wolfpack -- WE ON!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wolf shirts and sweaters, makes the girls get... syke.

Props to Mark B. for the picture.

One of the Best Songs Ever

Foo Fighters - Everlong
by todoblanco

Bet you didn't know Arthur likes this kinda music too. I mean, baby making music, elevator music, shoot-your-block-up-then-engage-in-coital-acts-with-your-mother music has there place... but this stuff I'll always listen to.

I played guitar for about 5-6 years. I haven't had the time to whip it out lately *pause*... but man, this brings it back.

The Best of Puff Daddy

Saw this show on MTV last night after America's Best Dance Crew -- Puff Daddy's Starmaker.

C'mon dawg.

When was the last time Puffy has created a hit group, that has lasted more than 2 years? Where's Mase at? Where's Loon at? Where's Dream at? Where's 112 at? Where's Faith Evans at? Where's Mario Winans at? Where's Danity Kane at?

I mean, I respect Puffy's business acumen, but damn, that's a lot of people. I'm sure I'm missing a lot more.

Let's look to the positive side. Let's remember the best things that Puff Daddy did -- Jodeci and Notorious BIG. There was an era where Puff had it straight up locked down. I bet so many babies got made to 'Come and Talk to Me', especially the remix. Man I remember back in the 6th grade and every kid was singing 'Mo Money, Mo Problems'. I swear, if you didn't know the lyrics, you got NO play.

I didn't know the lyrics. Oh well.

But let's look back, to a classic...

Instead of doing stuff like this, Puff's trying to do this TV thing -- not a good look. Puffy actually had some lyricism back then...

"We spend cheese, in the West Indies,
then come home, to plenty cream Bentleys,
you name it, I could claim it,
Young, black, and famous, with money hangin' out the anus"
*pause*

If you disagree with me and think otherwise, and that you actually enjoy his shows...

Worst Bet Ever.

Watched the Mayweather/Marquez fight at my dude Dex's house. Thanks for having me, doggie.

It was a great fight. At least what I remembered of it. Reason why I couldn't remember? Who else but my great friend tequila!

I had my heart set on Marquez winning. So much that I bet my soberness on it -- every round that Marquez lost, I drank a shot. Every time Marquez got knocked down, I drank a shot.

The results? Marquez lost every round. Marquez also got knocked down in the 2nd round.

Damnit.

Think about it, a round is 3 minutes. So effectively I drank 13 shots in 36 minutes. Goodbye sober Arthur, hello drunk Arthur! As Marquez was getting his ass beat, Arthur was also getting his ass beat -- Marquez was taking jabs and left hooks in the face, Arthur was taking tequila shots to the face.

The tequila was appropriately called 'Two Fingers', two fingers that got PIMB *pause*. Ended up getting real sick -- I ruined my hoody too.

Worst bet ever.

People crack me up..

I've always been fascinated by interpersonal communication. Just the way people interact with each other and react in certain situations -- I find it interesting.

You may be thinking,

'Arthur you're just using that as an excuse to check out girls!'

No way. Why you think of such a thing? I would never do that.

Maybe.

But seriously, it piques my interest. And it cracks me up sometimes too...

An example -- have you ever payed close attention to how quick a person's smile fades after any type of interaction? It could be anything, a joke, a fleeting greeting, somebody farted... anything.

It seems like they are genuinely smiling, then they walk away and boom -- instant stone face.

I've noticed this everywhere, especially at work when people say 'Hi' to each other like on the way to the printer or something (close to wear I sit). Like this...

So into it, so geniune... then . It's like dude transformed into Morpheus...

I'ma go run in the rain now... take it easy!