Happy Bday Chantha

We went to the Crab Pot to celebrate.

I have never been so full of seafood in my life. And I don't even like most seafood. I just didn't care. Oysters, clam, crab, corn, potatoes, salmon, mackerel, girl clam (well not really) -- I ate it all.

What they do is just cook the damn food and pour in it front of your face. Pretty much how I eat already (because I'm pudgy), but just in a restaurant. But for real, I was surprised that they just put all the food in front of you. When they rolled through and were like "Here King Arthur, a feast suited for the gods.." and just poured it in front of me?

Damn. Happy birthday Chantha -- thanks for helping me gain 17 pounds!

From The We$tside, With Love

From The Westside, With Love DOWNLOAD LINK
The latest offering from Dom Kennedy. I've only just now started listening to it -- it's bananas so far.

Dom definitely embodies the westcoast feel. In a crowd filled with hypebeasts and Cool Kids type groups, Dom stands out to me. I can definitely identify with his laid-back style and delivery.

Just a preview, while your download is downloading...

We$tside is coming back!

Coo Song But...

... I swear dude is saying 'nutting on you' AKA the moneyshot . Call me a pervert, but come on (no pun intended).

Nut-nut-nuttin' on you babe!

Returning Home

I'm on the way back home from NY -- I'm on the plane right now.

I originally had a NotePad file with notes from NY that I was going to use to create a NY blog post.

I'm going to scrap that.

Partly because I'm lazy, but mostly because of the enormous amount of things we did -- we went everywhere. Multiple times. We walked. Alot. I usually hate walking, but I got way better at it just because of the sheer amount of walking we did every day.

Our days usually played out like this: Wake up around 12, eat a big lunch, walk around and do stuff for 7 hours, drink copious amounts of alcohol, head home at 5AM in the morning. We ate at all the good spots. Saw all the good spots. Had all the good times.

Special shout out to Joanne for having us over the whole time -- your hospitality is most definitely appreciated. I wish you luck in your upcoming med school interviews!

One random thing about New York that I thought was cool was that I could fart in public at will. New York is definitely home to some bad smells. It's to the point where I could let off some mean bare butt e-scent-uals and people we be like 'Man this city stinks!'

New York is awesome.

Who is the cutest?

http://www.whoisthecutest.com

Gruuuuhh Vol. New York

Getting home when people are going to work? It's 6 AM.

Damn and good night.

NY - First Day

We got in around dinner time and decided to have some Greek.

Greek food is awesome.

I didn't take a picture of it because my camera broke. If I did, you would all be amazed and aroused. Tell me why the dude tried to bop us though? He tried to get us all to buy bottled waters. He kept on saying something really fast and ending it with 'water' after he asked the four of us. It went like this..

Blah-blah water?
Blah-blah of water?
Blattle of water?
Buttle of water?

His accent was hella heavy -- it took me a while to decipher before I caught onto him. Got em coach.

We did the tourist thing after that -- went to a beer garden and drank for days then took the subway to Times Square. The subway is pretty amazing. It definitely connects the whole city together. You can get to where you wanna go pretty easily.

Even though we have the subway, man you still gotta walk. Alot.

Great first day, just finished the second day but will talk about it later -- I gotta massage my feet.

New York

On a 737 to New York right now. I'm writing this using the plane's Wi-Fi.

I've never been -- the agenda is to do any and everything. I think it's going to be completely different seeing that I was born and raised in the northwest. Don't really know what to expect.

I'm excited! There's so many things to see.. I don't know what I'ma do with myself.

I'll try and keep you guys posted with brief entries -- but for now, halla at me.

Round-By-Round Analysis - Manny Pacquiao vs Joshua Clottey

For 12 rounds.

Catch up: Pac Div and The Cool Kids

This past Tuesday, I went with my dude Dex to a hip hop show.

Pac Div and The Cool Kids were performing.

I'm a fan of Pacific Division -- they bring a refreshing sound to the west coast hip hop scene. Their production is top-notch and they slick on the mic. The Cool Kids are... cool to me, but I don't like them as much -- a little too hypish for me. Their beats are bass driven with the boom boom boom, which is cool but muddles me sometimes because I can't tell what song it is.

It was a good show though and the hypebeasts were most definitely out.

Basically The Cool Kids are cool because they have cool beats, but sometimes they get uncool because even though they sound cool, too much cool can turn to uncool so maybe The Cool Kids can change their name to The Uncool Kids to reflect their cool-uncool-ness.

You ever say/read/type one word too many times and start to think it look/sounds weird? I have that right now.

Lolololololol

Ayeyeyeyeye, nanananNAnanaNA

Credit to Mia and Muri, video is hilarious.

Charlie Murphy!

Is not funny!

Went to his show last night thinking I'ma laugh my ass off. Nah, complete opposite. I mean, dude had SOME funny jokes but I wasn't particularly impressed. I was even under the influence of alcohol, nothing. Dude did not live up to the hype he got off Chappelle.

It seemed like he was holding back -- maybe because it was Seattle. I'm just saying though, he could have done better. One thing too, I swear people were laughing at the smallest things. Maybe it was courtesy, maybe they genuinely found it funny, maybe I'm piff.

Probably the 3rd option.

Having a bad day?

Having a bad day? Didn't wake up to your alarm? Miss your bus? Peed the bed? Pooped in your pants while running to the toilet because you had the Special Mystery Taco Salad Bowl with extra Tapatio?

Listen to this.

So soothing. It has that feeling where you're like, "Man, it's okay -- I'll get 'em next time!" or "Whatever, I did my best!"

Or it could just remind you of a porno shot in the 80's, but that's not the point.

Allergies

The word 'allergy' is derived from the Ancient Greek words allos meaning 'other' and ergon meaning 'work'.

The word 'allergy' is also derived from the Arthur-ology words f*cking and dumb.

Allergies blow. If allergies ever happen to take the form of a person, I would punch it in the throat and give it eight headlocks.

It doesn't matter though -- I still would get my ass kicked. I swear I get hit from all angles *pause*. I get red eyes, inflamed everything, interminable bouts of sneezing, and the runny-but-stuffy-at-the-same-time nose.

How does that even happen? Dumb.

I mean, I'd be cool with having allergies if I could just sit at home and chill. It's another thing when you have to work for 8+ hours everyday being snot nosed the whole time. You know you might have a problem with allergies when your co-workers tell you your eyes are all jacked up right when you arrive to work.

I'ma just swag surf this out though. Just gotta make sure I'm heavily equipped with some Alevert and those Kleenex with the built-in lotion.

You know, for the runny-but-stuffy-at-the-same-time-nose.

Law Abiding Citizen

I rented it from the employee services store today after hearing some people say it was a good movie.

They were right.

Movie's pretty crazy. People may say that Jamie Foxx killed it in his role, but I think Gerard Butler did better in his role. Dude really did convince me that he was crazy, calculating, madman of an engineer (engineers halla). I was affected, NOT SCARED, but affected a little bit because I couldn't predict what he would do next.

It ain't even supposed to be a scary movie and I was AFFECTED. NOT scared.

But I did catch myself holding a pillow over my head on some parts. Dude had me shook. ESPECIALLY after the cell scene, WOW! Had me lookin' like Gucci Mane reading the Art of War.

Straight dumbfounded.

I recommend this movie -- it got bad reviews from practically every site but people said it was good. Or maybe I'm just easily entertained. Still, I think it's worth a watch if your into the suspenseful thriller drama type stuff.

Happy Bday Pops

My papa turns 54 years old today.

Since I'm sorta grown up now, I treated him and the rest of the fam to Bluefin Sushi. This is one of them all-you-can-put-in-your-mouth-and-swallow-pause restaurants. These types of buffets are like double edged swords for me -- there's all the food you can eat over there, and then there's all the food you can eat over there.

What I'm sayin' is that I'm tryna cut weight but my pops wants to goto a buffet. Damn. One big meal/cheat day won't kill me, but my body didn't really like it -- I took a super big deuce after...

I don't care if what I said is gross, my swag is at its zenith and I'm piff.

Tell me why all the employees there are hella skinny though? I'm mean, you work at a restaurant that is all-you-can-put-in-your-mouth-and-swallow-pause -- how you still skinny? I think they are cheaters and liars and their bodies are fake.

But happy birthday papa!

Anti-Social Networking

I gave up social networking for Lent.

What falls under this category? Facebook and Twitter mostly for me. I don't count this or my weight loss blog. Mainly because I said so. Neener neener!

It hasn't been that bad, but it's only been two days. I have had some urges though, trust. I could have made it more difficult, like giving up YouTube or videogames, but I value my sanity. Plus I think just accomplishing this successfully would be good for me.

This won't be an easy task though -- Facebook was a serious time sink for me. I have a bad habit of checking for notifications on any semblance of a break I had. It was like I was insecure or something. I just wasted alot of time on it. Like when you find yourself looking through a 200+ photo album because your friend got tagged in ONE photo? That's when you realize you have a little problem. Damn.

It's coo though, my swag is still on high. After Lent's over, I'ma login and be like...

Welcome me back in 38 days!

Note:I do not mean to offend anybody with the .gif -- I know the person may have down syndrome, but that only takes his swag to tidal wave levels.

Been Had..

Dude's a straight up clown. When dude fell over though? Wow -- or should I say..

SHAPOW !!!

Am I the only one that was thinking, "Damn, now he gotta pick all that up and put them facing the same way again?"

Computer not Putin'

My desktop with all my media is kaput for now.

First, everything would power up but it would not POST nor send video signals over to my monitor. I tried unplugging/plugging in everything, tried powering it with nothing connected, tried it without the auxiliary fan hooked up, etc.

Nothing.

Had some time to tinker with it today -- tried to unseat the motherboard battery to reset the volatile BIOS/CMOS. Left it out for few minutes then reseated it. No dice. Tried to unseat and reseat the RAM. No dice.

Now it just whirrs for two seconds, then putters out. Then starts up again. Like its trying breathe or something. Sad.

Can somebody help me? Can somebody hold me? Have you tried sleeping with a broken heart?

Doppleganger Week

Who the hell made this up?

Why would you wanna put a picture of a celebrity that looks like you? You should want to look like yourself. I mean, I see dudes that put their profile picture as Trey Songz and I click 'View More Pictures' *pause*... and it's like an asian dude? Really?

They're like, "Nah just add the cornrows!" The hell outta here with that BS. I might as well change my picture to Mr. Marcus, "Just add the baseball cap!"

Fair warning: Do not search who Mr. Marcus is at work -- he is a black pornstar known for wearing a baseball cap in all his scenes. lol.

I don't care if it's what's good in the hood, I'd rather be myself. I'm my own celebrity, swag at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,002.

And yes, I just put all the commas in that big ass number.