The Oozinator

Back in the day, me, my brother, and our cousins would get together have have water gun battles on scalding summer days. Those were the times -- just get together, have some fun outside squirting each other *pause*, then go inside and eat like bagel bites and popsicles.

But man, those water gun battles got pretty heated. My cousins always, always, ALWAYS had the biggest guns. I was stuck with the Super Soaker 50 joint that you could only pump 2 times and only shoots like 10 feet while my cousins got Predator gatling gun/Ghostbuster ammo backpack collabo.

My ass got squirted on. *pause*

While reminiscing about these battles, I came across this video on YouTube.

Wow, really? A gun called 'The Oozinator' -- a hand pumped water gun, that squirts 'ooze'... I think I know what they are alluding to with this...

...now that's what I'm talking about!

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