Back at it!

Today is the first day of spring quarter -- yes! I've had my fun on break, now it's time to have my fun while at school... and maybe doing some work.

In all seriousness though, I DO have a lot of work to do this quarter -- this is my last quarter for my undergraduate degree. A little crazy, but I feel the same. I don't feel anxious, nervous, scared, or boneriffic. I just feel like regular Arthur.

After this quarter, if all ends well, I'll have a degree in Electrical Engineering. The culmination and summoning of all my nerdiness captivated by a framed piece of paper.

Class at 12 today... I got some time so I'm going to nom nom on some oatmeal. Let's go!

Arthur out!

Was I raised in Korea in a previous life?

In Korea, the internet scene is so big that they teach kids in school how to be cordial over the internet. Online manners are imperative to successful growth of youth education!



NETIQUETTE, MOTHERF*CKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

Me being on the internet so much, absorbing all these articles and information... this hits close to my nerdy ass heart. I am the Internet Guardian Angel!

With this, my precious internet friends, I bid you farewell. Until next time, Arthur out!

Prettty much everywhere, it's gon be hot..

You're welcome, miss news lady.

WeFightWeLove...

Just experienced the best breakfast offered in Washington -- well second to mine of course -- Maltby's!

Got my nom nom nom on, it was pretty good andddd like a true pudge pudge I'm already excited for my leftovers. Shout out to Chelsea and Debra for havin' me and shedding light on my previously sheltered view of breakfast foods. You really haven't lived life until you have Maltby's. I mean, it's not that Arthur breakfast but damn that Roughnizzle breakfast is what's up!

I went to the liquor store on my way back to pick up some drank/lean/big people juice and now I'm back home chillin' listening to music before I go push some weights around.

This song has been on repeat though...

Q-Tip - WeFightWeLove Remix featuring kanYeeZy & Consequence. This is bringing back hip-hop though for real -- I can't stop bobbing my head to the beat. It's like on that sophisticated, that grown man/woman, that I'm a work horse but I need to chill on the weekends tip. Get familiar!

Download it here: WeFightWeLove

Take it easy ya'll, Arthur out!

Pharrell and I would get along..

*pause*

This video had me laughing though, for real!

Laid back dude. I can see myself doin' something like this. This guy though, busting out moves from a ballet word to Nutcracker... *pause*

Arthur out!

Beyonce has some competition?

Everybody knows I'm a fan of Beyonce. Everybody.

But when I ran into this video, I might just switch teams real quick... *pause*

Video had me real attentive for a minute. I knew I was in for it though -- the video is called Love, Sex, Magic. C'mon now. I mean look at the thumbnail picture -- what is she doin' right there?

JT is an asshole for that.

Watching it though, I was in the zone -- I didn't notice Justin Timberlake, I didn't notice the backup dancers shaking their one leg, shit I didn't even notice the song. It could have been the Power Ranger theme song playing for all I care. I was just like this...

But really now? Ciara all grown up? No more 'Goodies', now its just straight sexiness? I'm not mad at that. That 'Goodies' song always confused me anyway...

My goodies, my goodies, my goodies.. Not my goodies!

Good for her though!

Arthur out!

F*ck a Wind

Wind blows. Balls.

I, Arthur, have passed a internet decree stating that wind is the whackest, weakest, stupidest, not smart, not cool.... element.

Let me ask you a question -- what are the benefits of wind? Tell me.



Exactly.

In all fairness, I can name off some reasons. But when you think about it, why bother? Wind sucks, blows, all that. All it does is make me cold, make me miss basketball shots, blow my hat off, and cause shrinkage.

*pause*

I go to a school where wind dominate -- pushes people over, f*cks up umbrellas like none other, slashing exposed skin. Like I'm fat, and it still pushes me around.

F*ck a wind.

Arthur out!

I swear...

...when finals are over, I'ma be happy -- Like Dave Chappelle havin' a kid with Oprah happy. Bed humping included.

Oh yeah, to show off a bit of my nerdiness -- today is Pi day. Don't get it? Today is 3.14.09. Pi is equal to 3.14. Pi is almost equal to Pie. Pie is the best. Now you know! Pie shits on cake! Just take a look at my survey...

It's been awhile since I shared some good music. This is one of the songs I've been listening to for a minute. It's been sampled by many rap artists, but I'm digging the original by Weldon Irvine -- it's just so, so, so chill.

Hello morning, you look good..
Good to me, kissing the sky,
I can feel,
it move me...
but on my own,
I will share... this morning,
Kiss the sunrise, with my eyes...

Like I can just wake up to this, walk outside onto my porch, and let all the smells of morning seep into my nostrils -- the smell of morning dew, the smell of the water, the smell of the the trees, the smell of arthur. All while the sun beams down on me with its warm grasp.

Except its still freaking cold.

Alright ya'll, its book time. Arthur out!

The Oozinator

Back in the day, me, my brother, and our cousins would get together have have water gun battles on scalding summer days. Those were the times -- just get together, have some fun outside squirting each other *pause*, then go inside and eat like bagel bites and popsicles.

But man, those water gun battles got pretty heated. My cousins always, always, ALWAYS had the biggest guns. I was stuck with the Super Soaker 50 joint that you could only pump 2 times and only shoots like 10 feet while my cousins got Predator gatling gun/Ghostbuster ammo backpack collabo.

My ass got squirted on. *pause*

While reminiscing about these battles, I came across this video on YouTube.

Wow, really? A gun called 'The Oozinator' -- a hand pumped water gun, that squirts 'ooze'... I think I know what they are alluding to with this...

...now that's what I'm talking about!

Arthur out! Vote on my survey!

Arthur has two words for you...

I'm a fan of telling people to embrangle themselves on my private member. In other words, to 'suck it'. I don't mean it -- I use it as an expression (most of the time). If you've known me, you know this. If you don't know me, suck it! If you dont know what this even looks like, I'll have Olivia Munn demonstrate...

Turns out my friends have seen the way and have adopted this expression to be used in their daily activities. This is the Arthur way.


Marie and Charisma down with it...

Ann-Marie already knows whats up. Check out the shirt tho...

Even during phone calls, still gots to do it.

Jazz knows the deal. She's drunk but that doesn't matter.

In between frames at the bowling alley, Anela's enjoying herself hahah

The new dance crew, "Team Suck It!"

Me teaching Kazuya the way.

Dex and John representing in Japan.

Bringing it international, son.

People come to me and say, "Arthur why don't you do something else? That's pretty vulgar..."


Arthur out!

Arthur's voice is heard!

I was walking home after another rough day at school when I was approached by this guy.

He asked me a question. Taken aback, I bumbled around for an answer. I sputtered it out. He then took my picture three times and said goodbye. I was left in stupor.

The next day, I picked up the school newpaper -- this is what I saw..

I was like, "Who is this strapping, handsome young man oozing out masculinity equal to a thousand men?" Then I realized it was me. *pause*

Seriously though, I was surprised.

My voice is heard!
Everybody knows... that I'm a nerd!

Arthur out! ;D