Christmas recap!

Christmas was pretty nice!

'Tis the season to give.. so I put out no homo. I gave out pretty good gifts, but for one of them I put a little bit more effort into it -- I actually made it! I made a soft pastel painting/drawing/whateveryoucallit for my girlfriend. Put some of that Arthur magic to work you know what I'm sayin!

I made a video capturing it's creation/celebration.

Get em!

As for what I got, I got some pretty cool gifts.

I get pretty lonely sometimes being away from home and my girlfriend so my mom got me a lonely companion pillow for those nights where I just wanna lay down, cry, and listen to 808's and heartbreak...


My brother knows that I really really like authentic shoes -- if I get fakes I get hella pissed! SO pissed, you would not believe. With that in mind, he got me these exclusive Spongebob Jordans.

I'ma be breakin' hella necks with these.. man I'ma lock down all the breezies and feezies once I get back on campus. My swagger's on high.

My pops, he knows I play a good amount of video games -- it's a great way for me to wind down after a hard day's work. With that, he bought me a next-generation video game system: that PX-3600! Straight up shits on XBOX360's...

This plays that new video format, Gray-Ray... not that old ass Blu-Ray. You guys got that 1080p and shit, I gots that hundred, thousand, trillion p... straight up jizz in my pants resolution.

Thank you to everybody who gave me a present, thought of me, said hi to me, gave me a hug, gave me a kiss, gave me a special kiss, thank you! Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve!

Today is Christmas Eve!

Tomorrow is Christmas!

I'm sexy!

Christmas has kind of lost its luster for me. Not as a holiday but more on how excited I used to get when that time rolled around.

I was one of THOSE kids -- the ones that would do any and everything to figure out what presents I got. I would scour the whole house for the video games I asked for, make little rips in the gift wrapping so I could get that little peek, beat up my little brother to get him to spill the beans...

Then when Christmas rolls around... I was literally like this kid.

I used to do that EXACTLY. Even down to the incessant petting of the box with both the back and fronts of my hands.

I like how he opens the next present and he's like 'wtf is this boolshiet' hahaha

Ahhh.... memories.

Merry Christmas ya'll!

Happy Holidays!

Stay up no homo!

I'll be sure to post pictures of all the wonderful pieces of coal I get!

Snowday!

Snow has finally fallen upon my parent's house, blanketing the streets with its goodness and whiteness (and yellowness if you're special).

I'm pretty excited! So excited that I went outside right when I woke up. This is what happened...



Oh man!

I know my destination, but I'm just not there..

Today is the first official day of winter break -- this means one more academic quarter in the books. It also means working out, killin cats at that Halo, hanging out with family and friends, being sexy, etc.

This also means that I'll be staying back at my parent's house until the new year rolls around.

My lola's been here too and I love it because I don't really get to see her very much because she lives in Canada. All I have to do is smile at her and her face lights up as she replies back with the brightest smile...

I appreciate her staying her and I cherish the times I have with her now because she will be going to the Philippines sometime soon. I cherish both of my grandma's -- I've never had the chance to meet my grandpa's as they passed away before I was born. My mom always tells me I get my drawing talent from them.

Lola's been sleeping in my room so I get the trusty money-green colored couch. Halla!

Well alright, I'm still a little under the weather so I'ma go rest... but you already know I'ma celebrate...

...at least a little bit. hahahah

Best Invention Ever

I don't play golf, but if I ever start... this is high up on the priority list.

Got me goin' like this when I first saw it...

The towel looks pretty crucial too.

Funny YouTube Comments Vol. 1

I watch insane amounts of videos on YouTube. I swear I've wasted/enjoyed a lot of my time on this website. Let's take a closer look...

This is my YouTube profile. Check the amount of videos I've watched. 11,264.

11-freaking-thousand.

Let's do some quick math: 11,264, let's say 4 minutes a video... that's 45056 minutes. There's 1440 minutes in one day, so thats 31.29 days spent watching videos on YouTube. Thats 8.57% of the year.

Cot damn! And yes I'm a nerd, suck it.

With that, I've seen some of the craziest comments on these videos. I swear, people on YouTube have no regard, no respect, no care in the world when leaving these comments. There's definitely some outlandish shit I've seen.

Also, there's some comments where I'm scratching my head (no homo, get it?) and wondering, "What's you're education like doggie?" I swear I feel like I'm trying to decipher an ancient language sometimes when I'm reading these comments -- like on some Egyptian hieroglyphics, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego, super sleuth, Hardy Boys type shit.

I would like to share with you, some examples.

Ludacris ft. Chris Brown & Sean Garrett - I know what them girls like [Lyrics]

tic4tic4 (2 days ago) Show Hide
0
Marked as spam
Reply | Spam
i love this song so much i would proboly finat if i really seeen him or i would kiss himm

'Finat' huh? I don't know what that means, but I think she wants to have sex with Chris Brown. Or just kiss him.

Usher - Trading Places

iManicMan (52 minutes ago) Show Hide
0
Marked as spam
Reply | Spam
dis song iz hot i no dis random bt he gt cute toes n sik trianers bet wifey pist at da song even do dey actin

iManicMan is commenting on Usher's toes. Better call 'no homo' dog. Unless you're actually gay, that's okay too -- I'm not going to be pist at you.

leejalloh1981 (1 hour ago) Show Hide
0
Marked as spam
Reply | Spam
lmfao wtf its shes on top and his at da bottom means dat shes grindin on him stupid learn ya shit be4 i say shit like u nava let a gurl come on top off u be4 to grind ya dick or u don't cuzz u nava had sex

Translation: "I am laughing, confounded by your ignorance -- the woman is pleasing herself on top of the man. Educate yourself before I have to teach you. You haven't had a female orgasm on top of you during coitus before? Maybe it's because you never have had intercourse."

YouTube User ekaiann's profile

loserandsohigh23 (4 days ago)
Spam
Marked as spam
has anyone ever touched your clit??

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at this. This guy went all in for real, but have some class man! Hahahaha

Alright alright, I gotta go -- time to be productive. Take it ez ya'll!

Beyonce.

This week I'm studying for my finals in the kitchen, away from my computer so I'm actually a little bit productive. Thing is, I can still see the TV from the kitchen... so I'm glancing over and I see the music video for Beyonce - Single Ladies.

Cot damn.

Every time I see this video, I get memorized for a little. It's like her movements putting me in a trance, drooling all over my big ass lips, getting my homework all wet and shit. How did Jay-Z bag this? I'm wondering this because for sure dude's not pullin' with his look game.. no homo. Maybe his swagger is on hundred, thousand, trillion... like Arthur.

Anyway, Beyonce gots it like that. She's definitely up there for me... but not above my girlfriend (see what I did there?).

But anyway, I get tired of studying and hop on the computer for a little bit and I see this...

Graaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I gotta go... hahaha

Jizzed my pants...

I can totally relate...

...well not really but shit it's funny!



Dude's expressions.. hahah. Song's filthy tho -- Timbaland needs to stop hittin' those weights and take notes from these guys.

Arthur Cooks Breakfast!

I love breakfast.

I especially love eggs.

Since I enjoy breakfast, I decided to show you how I get down -- how Arthur cooks that big boy breakfast! Big breakfast for big boys, you gotta feel it.

Tell me why I opened up a fresh carton of eggs fresh from Costco, and one of them are missing! What. The. Eff. Got bopped the coldest... but I'ma fight through it.

So let me cook breakfast for you...

Get down on it!