It's not because I got a nice sandwich to slobber over. It's not because I got a slice of cheese to eat. It's not because I got a nice salad to munch on. It's because I have croutons on that salad.
Yes, croutons.
Shit, I don't even know if I'm spelling croutons out right, but cot damn they are good. I ain't about to google dictionary.com and figure that shit out because croutons need attention now!
Croutons are straight piff. What's piff you may wonder? From urbandictionary.com..
Piff
Superior to the average. Also a potent strain of weed/canibus of purple color.
"Croutons are straight piff."
Why did I just look up 'piff' and not how to spell croutons? Why did I just compare croutons to narcotics? I don't care -- croutons are great. Just the way it crunches into little bits every bit, then dissipates its packets of flavor onto the palette of the tongue...
I mean, give me a bowl of dirt with a bunch of croutons and I may just eat it. Don't give a @!#!.
Croutons foo!!!
is that will.i.am as a kid?!
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