My, My, My, I love Pie!

Pie is the best dessert. No discussion. On my next birthday I don't want a effin cake -- I just want a big ass pie that I can walk into and eat like that Gingerbread house Hansel and Gretel had back in elementary school. On my wedding day I don't want a wedding cake, I just want a mountain of McDonald apple pies. They are 2 for 1$ anyway...

That picture is straight boner inducing, cot damn (no homo). Look at those apple slices -- so crisp and firm yet melts in your mouth, a smattering of cinnamon and apples caressing the taste buds, rejuvenating (hahaha).But seriously pie is the best, here are some reasons:

1. It looks good.
2. It smells good.
3. It tastes good.
4. There are different flavors, like apple, pumpkin, cherry, poontang (lol).
5. Best reason, if you are tired of it, you can just put your ding dong king kong in it like in American Pie!!!!
   
6. I like it... doesn't matter about anybody else!!
7. I'm so kewl...................................
   

So pretty much pie is like Arthur....... am I kewl yet??? You might be saying "Arthur, what about cake? Cake is way better than pie! You're still sexy tho..." Here's what I have to say...


I swear I don't know what the big appeal with cake is -- cake sucks! It's all dry and shit, not even moist or juicy, I mean seriously. "But what about the icing and frosting?" No, that stuff sucks too! Only cake that's good is ice cream cake and thats not even cake -- it's just ice cream. I'll slap anybody that likes cake.

Wondering what everybody else has to say... I went and asked random people off my buddy list. The results are in.. anddddd I have alot of slapping to do hahahah. Click on the picture to enlarge/read it way better.


Oh well, I guess it's just me and pie alone together. Unless some people out there like pie also... vote on the survey on the right and let me know!

Time to do something more productive.. like make some pop-tarts, macaroni and cheese or somethin, eat some more pie, ionno.

Take it ez y'all.

I just wanted to say...

I write this stuff for fun. I write it because I enjoy thinking and doing random ass things. This is just pure Arthur right here, no joke.

But enough of me, I just wanted to make this post for the readers -- all 2 of you. Hahaha, I'm kidding.. but seriously I get compliments from the readers and to tell you the truth, it make me smile so so so big.. both inside and outside. Like I don't care how people view me, I'ma do me.. you can count on that. It's just that having people tell you that they enjoy what you're doing... it's very heartwarming to me.

Maybe the blog will turn into a website, then to something else.. who knows. But I just wanted to say 'thank you!' I not only write my blog for myself, but also for everybody else.

Thank you ;]

AND if you don't like my blog....

hahaha arthur signin out.. take it ez y'all!!

Am I Famous Yet?

I stumbled across this thing on the internet a while back.. A celebrity face recognition thing. I was intrigued. I've been said I look like so and so, and so and so, and so and so.. basically all hot people (hahaha). So I decide to give it a go and see what celebrities can match up to my beautiful face (i'm playin..).



According to the inturnuts, I look like LL Cool J. I guess.. I'm bout to be brolic like him tho no homo. Then they gotta throw in Hideki Matsui -- dude's like 50 years old lookin' like The Last Samurai and shit word to Tom Cruise. But I ain't mad, he plays baseball for the Yankee's and probly pulls mad concubines. They also got me lookin' like Nick Lachey.. whatever no comment. Then they got Christian Bautista, this dude stay swooning all the ladies in the Philippines. I know because my parents be on the TFC.. for all you people that don't know, The Filipino Channel. Basically BET but add more promiscuous dancers getting rained on with pesos. But what the hell, how are they going to throw in some females in this mutha... I don't know who they are, but they are probly adult starlets (halla@me). Doubt it, but it's whatever.

I'm starting to become skeptical -- I want to see what else the inturnutz has for me. So I uploaded another picture.



Apparently, I look Korean like a muthaeffa. But that doesn't matter though, at least I look like Halle Berry and Rhianna... syke. How they gonna compare me to them when I'm a big chubby boy with a hairline that looks like it's been measured out with a protractor and a compass. You know, one of these things. Oh well, whatever the internet says is the truth!

Just for giggles, I decided to really put the internet to the test. One last picture...



At least I know for sure I am the true Last Samurai, or at least look like him due to the Matsui repeat. But I feel bad for Snoop and Ashton Koosher -- I make a face that looks like I'm getting my tum tum tickled by ionno, the Teletubbies or something and those guys come up. WoW! And who are the other people? Tyler whatever, Dalida? Don't even know.

Haha, I've had my fun. Time to hit the books, take it ez y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Survey says I'm a Bo$$!

Every time I log onto MySpace, 9 out of 10 bulletins are surveys. I don't get why people (girls) like them so much. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining -- I find these surveys funny. MySpace surveys to me, is a subtle way for people (girls) to express things to people (boys) that they wouldn't normally say. Kinda like a sneaky way to say "hey i wana tell you sumthin.............." Maybe it's fact, maybe it's fiction. Nonetheless I find them good for a chuckle! haha

Some questions that stuck out at me as perfect examples:

(050) Have you ever been criticized about your sexual performance?

This is funny because you know damn well no person (girl) is going to admit it and say "Yes I suck in bed, please teach me how to be the next Tera Patrick." Instead, they will take this as a perfect opportunity to show 'what's really good' BUT... in a subtle way. Maybe something along the lines of ... "Well, I haven't been with ALOT of guys.. but I haven't gotten any complaints..... ;)" What this answer shows CLEARLY to me, is that she gets smashed on the regular AKA she's ready AKA she's down AKA halla @ her.

Have you ever had a one night stand?

Hahah, this one gets straight to the point. Most girls would never admit to this. They think it will label them as .. how can I say.. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse. Or a ho. But it's whatever to me, do what you wanna do, I ain't mad! Anyway, this is why this question has a low 'yes' rate. When the survey taker says yes though...


Cot damn surveys are funny! Now, you may be asking: "If you think surveys are so funny Arthur, why don't you take one yourself?!" Alright then, I will do that. I have gone to a site appropriately named myspacebulletins.com (who would have thought?), and took time to answer the most popular survey... its been taken 36129 times (shit!). Here we go...

75 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My ding ding dong dong king kong
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Grey (boring, i know, fu)
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No cuz im a playaaaa (not rly)
4.Do you plan outfits? My butt is itchy in the middle
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? bad, real bad, bad to the bone
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my swagger deoderant (see: http://arthurjay.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-swag-is-at-all-time-high.html)
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? I say g-a-y (no homo)
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I think it was a wet dream
9. Did you meet anybody new today? yes i like to meet new people cuz im a bo$$
10. What are you craving right now? i wonder if i have any hw
11. Do you floss? cuz im so fRE5H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not rly)
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? a dog standing on its two hind legs wearing an eye patch and a hook. eating an egg.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim? g-a-y (no homo)
14. Are you emotional? slap yo dum azz
15. Would you dance to the taco song? wth is a taco song. i like tacos tho. hallaaaa
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? i dun kno how 2 du da mathz, plz tiech me
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? i put it into a cup, watch it melt in the sun, then drink it
18. Do you like your hair? yes cuz its SO WAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19. Do you like yourself? I'm a bo$$
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? I met myself once............
21. Do you like cottage cheese? yeah i like it, esp with pineapples
22. What are you listening to right now? ur mom tryin to halla @ me.........
23. How many countries have you visited? 829174191827486939393
24. Are your parents strict? beat yo ass
25. Would you go sky diving? i wish i had some orange juice
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? lol
27. Would you throw potatoes at him? this survey is dum
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? yeah my eyez......... (no homo)
29. Have you ever been in a castle? my house.. cuz im KING ARTHUR!!!! am i kewl yet
30. Do you rent movies often? only the adult ones (yaiz)
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? i sit in the back row

Man there's 75 questions to the survey, but eff this! I can't see how people.. 36129 different people.. took the time out of their lives to answer this survey. Oh well, they are still funny to me haha. I'm going to go study, draw, play video games.. something.

Take it ez y'all... bub bye!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends!

Latarian Milton is a G...

So many quotables hahahha

"...I'ma soon have my friend come in.. and he smokes with the sigureetes (cigarettes)"

"I yanked, I y-yanked it... I yanked the tang"

"...it's fun ta do bad tangs... I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend..."

"...maybe a little bit -- no videogames for a whole weekend..."

You know you're G'd up from the feet up when you can rock a grown man polo with none of the buttons buttoned up and shorts that look like pants. I ain't mad at him. I used to actually dress like that also because I was pretty pudgy when I was young. Here we go...

I was also notorious for drawing on walls with permanent marker (I'm talking about pure white wall and just 'james' written in the middle of it in sloppy little kid's handwriting) and putting coins where they weren't supposed to be, whole bunch of stuff like that... but never ever takin' the car out hahaha. Plus I wasn't cool enough to have a 7-year old friend that smoked cigarettes, otherwise I would have had him come in so we could do hoodrat things (no homo).

Hats off to Latarian tho... Hopefully you can get through that weekend without videogames, I know I couldn't -- Grand Theft Auto IV just came out lolll. But of course that is if your grandma doesn't beat that ass too hard. hahahah damn