Drat!

(12:23:08 PM) Arthur: hi baby
(12:35:15 PM) muriel: heylo
(12:36:49 PM) Arthur: hiyo
(12:36:56 PM) muriel: hi
(12:37:00 PM) Arthur: hi
(12:37:13 PM) muriel: yo
(12:37:22 PM) Arthur: greetings
(12:37:38 PM) muriel: salutations
(12:37:51 PM) Arthur: hey
(12:37:59 PM) muriel: wazzap
(12:38:34 PM) Arthur: howdy
(12:38:43 PM) muriel: aloha
(12:38:49 PM) Arthur: konnichiwa
(12:38:53 PM) muriel: hola
(12:39:03 PM) Arthur: salud
(12:39:06 PM) muriel: salud = health
(12:39:08 PM) muriel: nerdy
(12:39:14 PM) Arthur: u win
(12:39:18 PM) muriel: THAT'S RIGHT
(12:39:19 PM) Arthur: asdfkl

I'ma get you one of these days... I swear it!