An Educational Segment: Hoverhands

It is your lucky day!

I have put together an educational segment to enlighten the masses on yet another awkward social moment -- the hoverhand!

Due to the content being heavily populated with pictures, I have chosen to choose a different medium for this presentation -- a 15-page Google slideshow.

An Educational Segment: Hoverhands
By Arthur

I hope you enjoy. Thank you for your time.

New Drawing -- Kimono Lady

Recently done drawing, used an art reference. For all you pervs out there, there are unedited uploads at the bottom of this post. Don't get offended, I drew it, so what does that make me? LOL

I'd appreciate any comments/criticisms/pie, thanks.

Unedited closeup
Unedited whole

Boobies!

IT'S BEAUTIFO!

Fish lookin' like a Magikarp. IT'S BEAUTIFO! ANH! ANH...aye but don't touch nuthin' LOL.

Ayo why the guy sound like he's sexually aroused though, sounding like he got a fantail goldfish fetish and shit on some, "oooohhhhhh yeeahhhhhhh.........."

That is a big ass fish though.

It's a Process Vol. 2

eggs = scrambled, 2 cloves garlic, 1/4 of an onion, spinach, pepper, 4 cheese, milk
muffins = english, sourdough, natural jelly, butter

taste = 9/10
ease of make = 8/10

Kid Cudi - In My Dreams

Long before we know ourselves, our paths are already set in stone. Some may never figure out their purpose in life and some will. There are a lot of us who are caught up in this hell we all live in, content with being blinded by rules and judgment.

We live in a world where it's more okay to follow than to lead.

In this world, being a leader is trouble.

For the system we are all accustomed to... being a leader in this day and age is being a threat. Not many people stood up against the system we all call life.

Bot toward the end of our first ten years into the millennium, we heard a voice. A voiced who was speaking to us from the underground for some time. A voice who spoke of vulnerabilities and other human emotions. And issues never before heard so vividly and honest.

This is the story of a young man, who not only believed in himself... but his dreams too.

My birthday was a few days ago, April 7th to be exact.

I just wanted to take some time outta my day to thank all of ya'll that wished me happy birthday. I take that back, not even just wished, if you even thought of it like in your head like, "Oh shit it's Arthur's birthday... I'ma say it later." and just forgot -- I don't even care, thank you for even those milliseconds that you thought of me.

I'm been blessed with what I got so far and ya'll have definitely been apart of that. Sure, I may not run into ya'll as much lately.. but I feel that the companionship I have with every one of you has influenced my life in a positive way.

Thank you, got a dude walking around with a strong diddy bop and my swag on very, very high. Got me feelin' like..

THANK YOU!

It's a Process

Potatos = salt + pepper + parmesan + olive oil
Meat = chicken + salt + pepper + onions + secret ingredient(s)

What's the secret ingredient(s) you may ask? Secret.

Happy

Touch the Rainbow

Dub Step Scares Baby

lololol

Damn Dentist

I thought my teeth were pretty good -- not the best, but not too shabby. Here's what they look like.

Turns out they suck balls (not literally)! Went to the dentist today on got put on blaaast. Turns out my gums suck and I got tartar and plaque in some weird places (in my mouth).

I know I don't floss as much as I should, but damn I didn't know it was like THAT. The lady that was cleaning me up made my gums look like I got in the ring with Tyson for 12 rounds. Straight murderous intentions and shit.

I took it like a G though. I'ma say though that that water and pipe sucking thing (whoa) is a lifesaver because I was about to drool all over the place like 102938 times.

Anyway, I went through ALL of that and I STILL gotta go in for a 2nd time, AND I got 2 cavities (don't judge me). Dentist and his cohorts definitely did a number on me, straight jumped my teeth and mollywhopped em.

Shake my damn head.

So I lied

I kinda like this blackberry blog thing, so I'ma keep doing it. Neener neener, suck it, etc.

Just had dinner at this taiwanese place called Facing East. I've never had taiwanese food before but this was probably one of the best meals I've had lately.

To be honest I thought it was going to be your standard fare of chinese food -- instead it was your standard fare of piff. I recommend the pork burgers.

My gf is driving us to my parents place -- I'm going to high 5 my mama, say wsup to papa, and give daps to my brother from the same mother -- I think he just got done with another quarter of college so halla at him.

Also I probably am going to cut my hair :O

New Place

I haven't been able to blog for a while -- I just moved into a new apartment with my girlfriend. Big step, I know... :)

I'm writing this through my blackberry because I don't have internet yet. I forgot I had this functionality. Why don't I use this more? I think I'll just say that I like to use pictures in my writings and this really can't accommodate that.

My phone's a piece-o-hot-basura anyway. Sometimes I want to just crush it in my hand -- like squeeze it really hard until all the microchips and transistors and resistors and capacitors pop out and go 'zzzzt!'. I would probably hurt my hand so I won't do that today. Maybe tomorrow.

Ok gotta go bye the comcast guy called.

Btw I wrote this whilst making poo and now I gotta hurry up and answer the door. K bye, for reals now.

Dwight Howard on Andrew Bynum

Pause.

This is after Bynum grabbed 18 rebounds and blocked 4 shots. He had at least 9 in the first quarter.

WINNING.

Awkward Social Moments Vol 2 -- Saying Bye

You run into a friend in the middle of red square.

You talk for a bit, catch up, you know, whatever whatever.

You realize it's time for your next class so ya'll say your goodbyes 'nice to run into you, we should hang out/drink/playchinesecheckers!' and alla that.

You part ways and start to walk to your classes.

You realize both of you are going the same way.

When I Listen to This Song...

...I get aroused!

That's a fine-ass woman right there. Only fitting she's holding a huge hose.

Uh wot?

So I took down the video of the reporter -- turns out that she suffered a stroke on air and was rushed to the hospital right after her segment. I hope she recovers quickly and gets well soon.

I Can't Stop Laughing

Hahahahahah!!!

Plus, the song is filthy -- that George Michael swag.

Let's be Astronauts

I want to be an astronaut now.