Arthur's Breakfast Vol. 2

Bored on a Saturday morning, I decided to take you guys on a whimsical tour through my kitchen, soul, body, and mind.

Let me give you an inside peek of Arthur's Breakfast -- where real work gets done, where real magic happens, and where real men get fed.



Arthur out!

Jumping Jacks -- Harder than you'd think...

Growing up, jumping jacks were the easiest thing for my pudgy wudgy body to do -- it was the push-ups and sit-ups that got me.

Although apparently, people on the other side of the world have a little bit of trouble doing them...



I mean seriously? I've watched this so many times and I still laugh -- dudes lookin' like they doing the Chicken Dance x I'm A Little Teapot collabo. Dude on the right takes the cake (even though I don't like cake).

Back to School Today!!!

Happy New Year's - A year-in-review!

A year has come and gone -- for both real life AND this blog.

Remember this? My first post!

Can you believe it? I didn't even realize it until now. I've actually written in this blog for a year -- a year of me talking bullshit, a year of me talking knowledge, a year of me talking sexy.

With that, I'd like to highlight some of my favorite entries that I've written over the year. Looking back though, I think that every entry I write is pretty awesome. I'm not even joking when I say this. I mean sometimes I'm short on time and just share a YouTube video, but that YouTube video is the creme de le creme of the internet. Guaranteed. Pretty narcissistic of me, but I think that comes with the territory when you visit this page... am I right? ;]

The Computer Love post
This was where I talked about how to figure out if a female really wants to knock the boots or just wants to play checkers with you. I picked this because it was my first "Arthur Wisdom" post.

Smells like Chimmychangas! post
This entry was when I wrote about getting thrown up on in a club in Seattle, sitting in my girlfriend's car with her some of her familiy without my pants on, eating a hotdog. It was a good hotdog.

My pie post
Pie shits on cake.

My MySpace Survey post
Entry where I delve into the complex relationship between girls and MySpace surveys. Arthur Wisdom at its finest. I even participate in a survey to put myself in a female's shoes. Then in their pants -- not literally though. See what I did there?

My pooping in a corporate environment post
Once you read this, your chances of taking a deucer undisturbed will go up 200%.

Runner-up: My awkward work story post where I pass insane amounts of flatulence in the elevator thinking I would be by myself, but instead receive an unexpected guest.

My maui chips video
Was my first video where I felt my video editing skills have reached a new level. I was really happy with how this turned out. Pretty much everything was impromptu -- it was just me and my brother acting ourselves. This led to me making breakfast for you guys and showing you how excited I get when snow first touches down.

There are many entries that I left out -- I think I have a total of around 100 posts? Pretty crazy. But anyway, these are the ones that I, myself, Arthur, the man, the king, the bo$$, find particularly dear to my heart.

Take it easy, and let's usher in a great new year!

Christmas recap!

Christmas was pretty nice!

'Tis the season to give.. so I put out no homo. I gave out pretty good gifts, but for one of them I put a little bit more effort into it -- I actually made it! I made a soft pastel painting/drawing/whateveryoucallit for my girlfriend. Put some of that Arthur magic to work you know what I'm sayin!

I made a video capturing it's creation/celebration.

Get em!

As for what I got, I got some pretty cool gifts.

I get pretty lonely sometimes being away from home and my girlfriend so my mom got me a lonely companion pillow for those nights where I just wanna lay down, cry, and listen to 808's and heartbreak...


My brother knows that I really really like authentic shoes -- if I get fakes I get hella pissed! SO pissed, you would not believe. With that in mind, he got me these exclusive Spongebob Jordans.

I'ma be breakin' hella necks with these.. man I'ma lock down all the breezies and feezies once I get back on campus. My swagger's on high.

My pops, he knows I play a good amount of video games -- it's a great way for me to wind down after a hard day's work. With that, he bought me a next-generation video game system: that PX-3600! Straight up shits on XBOX360's...

This plays that new video format, Gray-Ray... not that old ass Blu-Ray. You guys got that 1080p and shit, I gots that hundred, thousand, trillion p... straight up jizz in my pants resolution.

Thank you to everybody who gave me a present, thought of me, said hi to me, gave me a hug, gave me a kiss, gave me a special kiss, thank you! Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve!

Today is Christmas Eve!

Tomorrow is Christmas!

I'm sexy!

Christmas has kind of lost its luster for me. Not as a holiday but more on how excited I used to get when that time rolled around.

I was one of THOSE kids -- the ones that would do any and everything to figure out what presents I got. I would scour the whole house for the video games I asked for, make little rips in the gift wrapping so I could get that little peek, beat up my little brother to get him to spill the beans...

Then when Christmas rolls around... I was literally like this kid.

I used to do that EXACTLY. Even down to the incessant petting of the box with both the back and fronts of my hands.

I like how he opens the next present and he's like 'wtf is this boolshiet' hahaha

Ahhh.... memories.

Merry Christmas ya'll!

Happy Holidays!

Stay up no homo!

I'll be sure to post pictures of all the wonderful pieces of coal I get!

Snowday!

Snow has finally fallen upon my parent's house, blanketing the streets with its goodness and whiteness (and yellowness if you're special).

I'm pretty excited! So excited that I went outside right when I woke up. This is what happened...



Oh man!

I know my destination, but I'm just not there..

Today is the first official day of winter break -- this means one more academic quarter in the books. It also means working out, killin cats at that Halo, hanging out with family and friends, being sexy, etc.

This also means that I'll be staying back at my parent's house until the new year rolls around.

My lola's been here too and I love it because I don't really get to see her very much because she lives in Canada. All I have to do is smile at her and her face lights up as she replies back with the brightest smile...

I appreciate her staying her and I cherish the times I have with her now because she will be going to the Philippines sometime soon. I cherish both of my grandma's -- I've never had the chance to meet my grandpa's as they passed away before I was born. My mom always tells me I get my drawing talent from them.

Lola's been sleeping in my room so I get the trusty money-green colored couch. Halla!

Well alright, I'm still a little under the weather so I'ma go rest... but you already know I'ma celebrate...

...at least a little bit. hahahah

Best Invention Ever

I don't play golf, but if I ever start... this is high up on the priority list.

Got me goin' like this when I first saw it...

The towel looks pretty crucial too.

Funny YouTube Comments Vol. 1

I watch insane amounts of videos on YouTube. I swear I've wasted/enjoyed a lot of my time on this website. Let's take a closer look...

This is my YouTube profile. Check the amount of videos I've watched. 11,264.

11-freaking-thousand.

Let's do some quick math: 11,264, let's say 4 minutes a video... that's 45056 minutes. There's 1440 minutes in one day, so thats 31.29 days spent watching videos on YouTube. Thats 8.57% of the year.

Cot damn! And yes I'm a nerd, suck it.

With that, I've seen some of the craziest comments on these videos. I swear, people on YouTube have no regard, no respect, no care in the world when leaving these comments. There's definitely some outlandish shit I've seen.

Also, there's some comments where I'm scratching my head (no homo, get it?) and wondering, "What's you're education like doggie?" I swear I feel like I'm trying to decipher an ancient language sometimes when I'm reading these comments -- like on some Egyptian hieroglyphics, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego, super sleuth, Hardy Boys type shit.

I would like to share with you, some examples.

Ludacris ft. Chris Brown & Sean Garrett - I know what them girls like [Lyrics]

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i love this song so much i would proboly finat if i really seeen him or i would kiss himm

'Finat' huh? I don't know what that means, but I think she wants to have sex with Chris Brown. Or just kiss him.

Usher - Trading Places

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dis song iz hot i no dis random bt he gt cute toes n sik trianers bet wifey pist at da song even do dey actin

iManicMan is commenting on Usher's toes. Better call 'no homo' dog. Unless you're actually gay, that's okay too -- I'm not going to be pist at you.

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lmfao wtf its shes on top and his at da bottom means dat shes grindin on him stupid learn ya shit be4 i say shit like u nava let a gurl come on top off u be4 to grind ya dick or u don't cuzz u nava had sex

Translation: "I am laughing, confounded by your ignorance -- the woman is pleasing herself on top of the man. Educate yourself before I have to teach you. You haven't had a female orgasm on top of you during coitus before? Maybe it's because you never have had intercourse."

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has anyone ever touched your clit??

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at this. This guy went all in for real, but have some class man! Hahahaha

Alright alright, I gotta go -- time to be productive. Take it ez ya'll!

Beyonce.

This week I'm studying for my finals in the kitchen, away from my computer so I'm actually a little bit productive. Thing is, I can still see the TV from the kitchen... so I'm glancing over and I see the music video for Beyonce - Single Ladies.

Cot damn.

Every time I see this video, I get memorized for a little. It's like her movements putting me in a trance, drooling all over my big ass lips, getting my homework all wet and shit. How did Jay-Z bag this? I'm wondering this because for sure dude's not pullin' with his look game.. no homo. Maybe his swagger is on hundred, thousand, trillion... like Arthur.

Anyway, Beyonce gots it like that. She's definitely up there for me... but not above my girlfriend (see what I did there?).

But anyway, I get tired of studying and hop on the computer for a little bit and I see this...

Graaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I gotta go... hahaha

Jizzed my pants...

I can totally relate...

...well not really but shit it's funny!



Dude's expressions.. hahah. Song's filthy tho -- Timbaland needs to stop hittin' those weights and take notes from these guys.

Arthur Cooks Breakfast!

I love breakfast.

I especially love eggs.

Since I enjoy breakfast, I decided to show you how I get down -- how Arthur cooks that big boy breakfast! Big breakfast for big boys, you gotta feel it.

Tell me why I opened up a fresh carton of eggs fresh from Costco, and one of them are missing! What. The. Eff. Got bopped the coldest... but I'ma fight through it.

So let me cook breakfast for you...

Get down on it!

Sickest video I've seen in awhile...

As a avid Bruce Lee fan, this video was crazyyy for me. Technology these days has gotten insane!

You might be asking: "Arthur where was your Thanksgiving post? Aren't you thankful for me?"

My answer is... Thanksgiving was great -- I got to see family and I got to gain 1012312 pounds.

I didn't take many pictures of the food. Believe me though when I say there was bountiful bounty -- I'm Filipino and I've been pretty pudgy all my life aka my family knows how to get down. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me... I didn't even eat any turky though (I'm not a fan). We even had honey cashew prawns. Walnut, whatever. It had nuts in it.

Yes, honey cashew prawns, shit isn't even related to the holiday but damn we got it.

Back to school though, where food is scarce and work is plentiful. Yay!

And no I'm not thankful for my readers, this MY shit! I run this! I'm King Kong and y'all are some peasant orangutans! Suck it!

...I'm playin. You know I'm thankful for ya'll. ;]

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

EDIT: Thanks baby for pointing out how boater I am, thank you thank you.

Go Shorty

After a long day of school, through all the brain wrenching and mind contorting... this brought a smile to my face.



Animals do amazing things -- I could quit being an electrical engineer and just study animals and I'd be fine with it. Did you know the reason why this lizard is moving like that is so that it emulates the movement of a leaf? This is so that would-be predators won't nom nom on him! This little guy almost dances as good as me... ;]

Also, it's his birthday... I'm about to sip on some Bacardi like it's his birthday.

Tuscani Pasta's legit

After a rough night of drinking, the roommates and I decided to get somethin' a little on the greasy side. We ended up deciding on demystifying the mystery that is Pizza Hut pasta.

I mean, Pizza Hut pasta? Really? I know you've seen that commercial on TV where they are in some nice ass Italian restaurant in New York and these people are all ranting and raving about it.. then boom its fkn Pizza Hut!

So we got a 2 pound plate of it with 5 breadsticks...

We got the chicken parm, the pasta of bo$$e$. We were all pleasantly surprised! We killed it all in one sitting, halla @ us, swagger @ 100, 1000, 1000000000, etc.

So in the end, Tuscani Pasta from Pizza Hut is pretty legit.

What's also legit is the case of the runs I got from it soon after but don't worry about that!

!@#!@$

Why can't I ever be fully, 100% healthy? Please tell me why.

I always, always, ALWAYS have something wrong with me. I haven't been 100% healed since I can't even remember -- once one thing starts getting better, I experience another travesty. It's like I have to sit and do nothing to just get fully revitalized.

Like I'll have a pimple in my nose so I can't wiggle or pick my nose, then when that gets better I'll eat some spicy food and have the runs for a while, then when that gets better I'll get a boil on my bulging bicep, then when that gets better I'll poop my pants.

Not really that first one. But you get the idea.

Remember my ankle? Well that just started getting better... but now I messed up my thumb playing basketball -- it was 2 on 1 and I stole the pass but my thumbnail got effed.


How am I going to dominate on Halo? How am I going to play video games? How am I going to live life?

Oh yeah, sorry about the picture. It was kinda unexpected. But hey I gotta go now -- somebody is calling me...

...I'm playin. But yeah, ya'll have a good night.. I'm going to not play video games due to my new injury.

Arthur's Laboratory

I've been busy. Busy with school, busy with homework, busy with engineering, busy being sexy. It's a rough life.

But I'm been mostly been busy with laboratory, where we build and test all things electatrickanomic and enginurring like.





Don't even ask me about it. Lol. Despite the huge amount of engineering that I do, I really try to steer this blog away from that. I mean.. who wants to learn about sexy nerd stuff amirite?? ;]

I gotta clean my room and go back on campus to work on some lab reports. My mommy would be proud.

I just hope after today I'll be able to just let my hair down and...

Election 2008

Obama won!

I'm not a very political person though. Call me ignorant, dumb, sexy, whatever... but I don't know I just never got into it.

I do know though that Obama hustled real hard and is now BALLINNNN'!

Tots my bady

WoW.

Quotables (mostly no homo):

[1:03] "Ram it in my thighs"
ORIGINAL: "Let me wrap my thighs"

[1:09] "I know you love my c*ck"
ORIGINAL: "I know you love my curves"

Dong-won Kim for the win. Yes, he's a bit feminine. Yes, his other videos he's in drag. Yes, I watched all of it. No homo.

I applaud him for putting himself out there and trying. But really, all you gotta do is..

Tots my bady.