*Listens to Kanye West - All of the Lights*

Rihanna *singing*: "Turn off the lights in here, baby..."**

Arthur's Laboratory

I've been busy. Busy with school, busy with homework, busy with engineering, busy being sexy. It's a rough life.

But I'm been mostly been busy with laboratory, where we build and test all things electatrickanomic and enginurring like.





Don't even ask me about it. Lol. Despite the huge amount of engineering that I do, I really try to steer this blog away from that. I mean.. who wants to learn about sexy nerd stuff amirite?? ;]

I gotta clean my room and go back on campus to work on some lab reports. My mommy would be proud.

I just hope after today I'll be able to just let my hair down and...

Bulging leg muscles > My new 501 Levi's

I ripped my new 501 STF Levi's.

I just bought them like 2-3 weeks ago and have been wearing them everyday every time I go out, to school, with friends, whatever. There are (were) my favorites! I didn't even wash them -- I would just stuff dryer sheets in the pockets to keep them smelling good. Not that my body smells or anything. I'm kewl.

It happened this morning as I was leaving the house to go to class. Every time I leave the house, I always touch my cross hanging on my wall, kneel down, and do the Trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit).

This time, when I went to kneel... I heard a "RRRrrrrpt!"

I look down and there is a huge ass rip near my crotch. It wasn't because of my monstrous manhood (no homo, am I kewl yet). It was a combination of the stress on the jeans and the manliness of my legs -- I have huge tree-trunk like legs. Ask anybody.

Too much Arthur.

Closer look.

What you got goin' on in there...? No homo.

Surprise!

So now that my jeans have decided to grow a vagina-like rip, I don't know if I can go back to Kohl's and get another pair. I may just have to though -- I really liked those jeans.

Oh well. RIP to my new jeans.

Arthur, the Master of Ceremonies

This Saturday I was the MC for the Filipino Heritage dinner up at school along with my co-host Alex Higa.

Swagger was at a hundred, thousand, trillion.

Public speaking is always tough at first -- you can never shake the initial butterflies. To be completely honest, it was pre-show and I was pittin' out like a mothafker.

Not enough of that Old Spice. I shoulda doubled up.

Once the ball gets rolling though, I get into this mode that I'd like to call Arthur Mode. I don't try to be anybody else, I don't try to speak out, it's just me. Arthur. I got comments on that after the event, how my talking/humor is just natural.

I'm just tryin' to have fun tho. ;]

Some pictures:

The MC's of the night

Am I kewl yet?

Hi girlfriend!

Time to do some statistics -- pfft.

Been hit with a few shells but don't walk with a limp...

I rolled my ankle last Friday.

It's Wednesday now. I haven't had proper time to sit down and really take care of it -- as a result, it got swollen! I had lab work, studying, and that America's Best Dance Crew tour to attend (pics and vids coming soon). I was busy!

I decided to take a look at it today. My reaction...

Cot damn! I look down and see this...


Don't give me crap about the mix matched socks -- that's true game right there. I'm playin', I actually had double socks on and the inner sock was white.

Shit's crazy! I've never had it turn purple before, and I've rolled this ankle plenty of times. Oh well -- it gives me an excuse to walk with that gangster lean. People be looking at me on campus like "Oh shit, he's a true gangster... he that sswagger ... sexy, mmmm". Well, not just like that.. maybe? All I know is I'm gimpy and goin' to school hahah.

Take it ez ya'll!

Dance Out of Your Pants

I'm going America's Best Dance Crew tour tonight with my girlfriend and friends. Apparently they wanted me to perform over there for some reason... perhaps they saw my Maui Chip video?

I'm playin'.

Anyway, we got Row 2 on the Floor AKA I can slap the asses of A.S.S.I.D. and my girlfriend can touch all the Jabberwockees that she wants (bratty). It's pretty close. But yeah we'll see these guys...

My girlfriend thinks I look like one of those dudes... Phil? Well I google'd dude (no homo) and made a little comparison picture:

I don't know... maybe if you add some facial hair and took off some of my huge neck and face muscles (lol).

But alright, I gotta get ready (AKA play Halo). Hopefully I can squeeze my camera in there and take some pictures -- put it in my crotch area or something... no homo again. But anyway, I'll catch you guys later! Take it ez!

Most Productive Weekend EVER!

Not really.

Like a good little boy, I finished all my homework early. That means Arthur can play! I remember when I was little, my parents wouldn't let me near my NES and Super Nintendo until Friday... AND if I finished all my homework. That sucked. I guess it was good for me because I turned out kinda smart. Kinda.

Since all my homework was done, you know what that meant...

Literally, me and my roommates played all day. I rolled my ankle playing basketball on Friday so I was all for it. I put in some serious work on that XBOX -- from NBA 2k9 to Halo 3 to Call of Duty 4. The nerd in me was in full blossom.

We also had to eat SOMETHING, so why not go all out and get the biggest freaking pizza ever? We called the local pizza place here and ordered "The Colossus". If you don't know what that means, here:

colossus
noun
1. someone or something that is abnormally large and powerful [syn: giant]
2. a person of exceptional importance and reputation

AKA a perfect fit for Arthur -- a abnormally large pizza for a person of exceptional importance and reputation (am I kewl yet guys?). You know damn well the pudgy kid in me was giddy as hell! Here's some pictures:

It took up the table space for 4 people -- this is one of those tables my tita's and tito's would play Mah-Jong on.

The pizza itself compared with a water bottle. Those white things are those stabilizers that keep the slices from moving -- most pizzas have 1, this thing has 10. TEN. COLOSSUS.

Compared to a Costco pizza, which is pretty effing big itself. Too bad it ain't got shit on the COLOSSUS.

In one day, we ordered. We came. We conquered. And, in my case, broke the toilet. Halla @ me! I'm pretty gamed out though, which is good because tomorrow is Monday AKA back 2 duh skoo.

Well, I gotta go -- somebody's calling me.. I must resist!

Take it ez ya'll!

Maui Wowie: Part 2

Just because we pinky swear'd last post, I decided to plop down into my 'puter seat and decided to upload some pictures from my recent vacay to Maui. Pictures comin'...fire in the hole! Some pictures may be inappropriate, but I know you're going to look anyway so whatever.


TOUCHDOWN, ARTHUR! By the way, thats a Boeing airplane halla@me

I'm excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First taste of Guri-Guri, which is just like pure sherbet and comes in two flavors: Strawburry and Pineapple. 2 scoops for like 1.10, more like 21390 for Arthur. Pineapple please!

Only at Hawaiian McDonald's, Haupia pie. It's like coconut paste or whatever. I don't even goto McDonald's but I had like 3 of these... If being bad feels this good, I don't ever wanna feel good!

AKA don't play your music loud dumbass.

I had to do it.

"I eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisonin'" Name that song!

Awkward sculpture at the resort we stayed at.

He about to put in work tho! (no homo)

Another sculpture. I couldn't help myself.

View from the resort.

Big ass koi cot damn. I used to have a pet fish. I cried when it died. I was 21. (syke i was like 10... but still!)

View from the resort part deux.

Made a new friend!

Iao Valley/Needle

Iao Valley

I think its like a mystical Korean horse. I just think it looks like a bear. I like bears.

This choco bar actually has maui chips in it. Maui chips. Help me.


Proof fo yo azz.

Friends 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! My gf's family

Showing my whitey tighties... oh wait thats my hairy butt lol am i kewl yet!!!!?? I played outside a lot! (no homo x 12093810)

Well, those are the more notable pictures. If you're wondering why there's mostly pictures of me... it's because I respect other people's privacy and business.. except for the last one where its just friends.

I hope you enjoy my random ass (lol get it?) pictures. Take it ez ya'll!!

Happy Birthday Chris!

Big two one! Awwwwwwwww shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... et.

If you couldn't tell which one is Arthur, I'm wearing a shirt that celebrates women breastisis. Am I kewl yet?

Happy Birthday, doggie.

I smell like outside!

I don't know if I'm by myself on this one, but sometimes when I'm outside for a long time my body and clothes start having this aroma -- I call it ... 'outside'.

I don't know how to explain it. It's like a combination of grass, sun, sweat, and last but not least arthur sexiness.

But seriously, it's a pleasant smell... at least to me lol. Going on a tangent though: What does 'last but not least' mean? I don't think I grasp the complete meaning of this, I just said it to sound cool -- am I kewl yet?

But anyway, I just say this because the weather has been INSANELY nice the past few days -- and by nice I mean HOT! Cot damn this is reminding me of the Philippines without all the humidity, jeepneys, and black boogers from all the smog!!

I've been going out alot -- whether to work out or hang out. Being in that work grind does it to you... work is great but you also tend to cherish those weekends more. Like you WANT to do something or get something done, or you just feel like a bummo kid. I don't have recent pictures of the past few days yet but I DO have older pictures from maybe 1-2 months ago.

I caught a monster here. Anddd yes those are glasses, and no they don't have lenses in them -- I am an innovator.

I decided to let the little guy go. I think he was a little tired tho. (fish was already dead when we found him, we didn't catch him lol)

Well I gotta go to bed so I can wakie wakie for workie workie! Take it ez y'all!

Yay for Birthdays!

My birthday is today! It started off great -- I woke up and burned my bagel to the point where the whole room was smoky and couldn't see shit! fkn bagel got stuck in the toaster cot damn...! Also when I went to pee this morning, I think sumthin was stuck in the pipes bc I peed too hard and it started to hurt ALOT. lol now everytime i pee it does this. Help??????????????

But yes indeed, it is my birthday. I'm turning 22 years old. Why do I still look like I am 17? Anyway, since it's my birthday... I'm going to walk on campus all day like this. Well I walk like this everyday anyway because, you guessed it, I am a boss.

Hopefully I get to meet up with my girlfriend sometime soon so we can make out... hopefully I can make it to 2nd base... I feel its going to happen soon! To all the other girls, here's a sneak peek on how I get down. Guys, take notes.

[flava flav]yeaaaaaaaaaauhhhhhhhhh BOYYEEEEEEEE[/flava flav] You girls aren't ready for all of it.. so you'll just have to make do with that! so HAH! im so kewl.

Also since it's my birthday, it's required that all readers of this blog give me a PRESENT (haha, suckers... am I kewl yet?)! All the things I want are listed on the survey on the right. Choose wisely...

I don't want to be greedy. I want to also commemorate another birthday -- my friend Brian. These pictures pretty much speak for themselves.









I was pretty drunk, I won't lie. I have a feeling Brian was pretty drunk too... hahahah HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR! YOU ARE SO SEXY! PLEASE HAVE MY KIDS! PLEASE!!!

Well I gotta go get ready to goto skool, I gotta go wash my enormous balls (no homo) and get dressed up.

hahahahahah take it ez y'all! don't forget to vote on my survey!