For real though?

Nadal and Federer are coo...

... but they don't got that Bjorn Borg swag.

Second Graders Conducting Sexual Acts in the Classroom

The teacher though? How you are going to let a old-school Julius Ceasar party happen in the classroom? SMH.

But really? Lil' boy got game like that? Lil' homie probly said, "Aye Becky, meet me in the back by my cubbie." Boy has that Tommy Pickles swag...

Being serious though? There's gotta be something going on in that household, parents, etc. I'm saying this because back in 2nd grade I was definitely not about that sexual life -- I was daydreaming on how to beat World 3 in Super Mario World for SNES.

I laughed

Hahahaha dudes go innnnnn!

Feels Good Man

Ever had a classmate back in elementary school (or if your lucky... jr. high or high school or college) that did this in the bathroom?

Hilaaaarrious hahahah! I remember I saw my fellow classmate do this like right at the end of first recess or something -- I went in there trying to take a whiz before the bell. I walk in and see buttcheeks?

Damn, it's like that homie? I ain't mad but I foresee an awkward situation in your near future LOL

Feels good man.

1997

Dom Kennedy - 1997 from Pure Optics on Vimeo.

HUAAAAHH !!!

Guaranteed to Make Your Head Nod

FILTHY !!!

Gucci Mane.. WHY?

How you gonna get a tattoo of an Baskin and Robbins waffle cone with three scoops of Neapolitan ice cream on your face? Did you really have the dude shade it a bright blue? Then you got those red lightning bolts? I mean, I listen to your music... but damn.

Anyway, I ain't mad. People got different tastes. I understand that. Although I would have at least got the 2K logo on my neck instead of EA Sports though -- 2K been better than Live for a while.

Explain this to me?

Being serious though, this defies Newtonian laws and shit. Like I don't know if I want to believe it or not. I'm thinking it might be real. Maybe.

Click the picture and it get's super big. *pause* Helpful for investigation, you know.

The Marshawn Lynch TD, as I saw it.

A Touching Story - Transient With a Golden Radio Voice

When I heard his voice I was taken aback -- he really did have a golden radio voice. I was hoping somebody out there would see this and give this guy and shot...

Somebody did.

I was almost moved to tears when he talked about his mom and how he kept praying that she would be alive to see him rebound. I didn't want to cry because I was on a break at work to be honest. It shows that you can persevere through anything.

Whatever God puts you through, God can pull you through.

Appreciate ya'll.

Argentina's Dancing With The Stars = Porn

I'ma just warn you now -- this clip is not safe for work. Don't click if your at your desk or your mom's is right behind you.

Reason why it's not safe for work is because on Argentina's version of Dancing With The Stars, Bailando por un Sueño, allows pretty much porn but in dancing form. It plays out like a softcore porn -- janitor meets teacher, strips her, insert (lol, insert) copious zoom-in's of homegirl's crotch and ass, then dude stuffs it via interpretive dancing, and ends it with her baring her breasts and dude motorboating her. Not gonna lie, I was surprised. I was like...

Shoutouts to Argentina for showing brazzers on national TV. I'm not complaining -- import this to the U.S. ASAP.

Renewing driver's licenses is a pain in the ass

Went to the Seahawk game yesterday and couldn't buy beer.

No problem -- today I'll just go get it changed to the horizontal license. Even better, my friend said I could even do it online! Nice!

Nope. Not that easy, Arthur.

Turns out I can't do an online registration because my expiration date is too far into the future. Turns out the Department of Licensing by my house closed down. Turns out that the only walk-in place is in Bellevue and is closed today (closed on Monday? Really?). Turns out that they close at 6 PM and I have to start the registration/renewal process 2 hours before closing -- I get off work at 4PM. Turns out I need to get an enhanced drivers license. Turns out I need like 5 pieces of documentation to prove I exist here to get said enhanced driver's license.

All for some beer?

Whatever.

Mila Kunis is Single?

2010 Recap - A Year-End Review

Merry New Year!

2010 was pretty awesome for me -- 2011 will keep it going. I got some more goals to fulfill and am looking forward to completing them.

With all that yappity stuff outta the way, I want to wrap up 2010 by listing a few of my favorite blog posts from the past year. These are the posts that made me crack up to myself, even after reading them a year later. I hope ya'll enjoy!

Croutons - This was a post where I explain the extraordinary piffness of croutons. I also define 'piff' for the first time in this post.

I like Rhianna - Rude Boy - This post was where I talk about how Rude Boy was the 2010 song of the year and how it made me feel whenever I listened to it.

Kicking Hera's Butt - I always crack up when I watch this, I don't know why. BTW Hera just got married so shoutouts to her and marriage and stuff.

Singapore's Swim Trunks - It just amazes me how they could overlook the design placement of this thing hahaah

Merry New Year to all! Let's toast to the douchebags and bring in another year of success!

The Epitome of IDGAF

WOW. I cannot stop laughing at this.

After the first two hurdles, he said, "I don't give a fk!" and just bopped all the rest with his chest LOL! How did dude get taken down by an inanimate object though? Dude got clotheslined into confusion -- he said, "where am I?" as he went into his homie's lane and bopped the last two thinking it was his.

I don't get it though, don't these dudes practice? How are you not gonna be able to do your event, dawg? LOL

Get this dude on the Olympic team ASAP!

John Wall doesn't need to be taught the dougie

Why is dude super filthy at it though? I was hypnotized, *pause*.

Kelly Rowland is prettier than Beyonce Knowles

We ain’t got nothin’ to lose, ma’f-cka, we rollin’
Huh? Ma’f-cka, we rollin’
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands
- Kanye West, Power

Kelly is prettier than Beyonce. Yeah I said it.

People say Beyonce is the prettiest Destiny's Child.

Nope.

I mean, Beyonce is nothin' to scoff at -- don't get me wrong, Bey can stay. I'm just saying that Kelly is the epitome of ebony beauty. This is truth -- tell me another African-American woman that looks as good as her, at least in the entertainment industry. Please don't say Nicki Minaj. Don't think it's possible.

C'mon mannnnnnnnnn... OBLITERATES Beyonce. Don't act like you wouldn't drink her used bathwater. Don't act like you wouldn't boil her panties in water and make chicken noodle soup with it. Don't act like you wouldn't smell your finger if you touched her armpit just to find that it smells like vanilla.

C'MON SON!

Awkward Social Moments Vol. 1 - Remembering Names

You ever meet a person, exchange names, then go to say something that involves saying their name and go...

I hate that.

It feels so awkward to me. It's like.. "Alright, I'ma head out -- nice meeting you.... man." UGH, I know you just told me your name but I can't fkn remember! I know you can just straight up admit it, but I still feel awkward every time.

Then you start employing these tricks and shit to remember their names ("Steve likes, ummm... spaghetti! Spaghettispaghettispaghetti. Alright Arthur's memory, we're good!), but then what if they don't remember your name!? Do you just go and put them on blast and say their name, expect it back, but leave them dumbfounded because they were in your situation before? Or do you just cop out and play it off like you didn't remember either.

Man eff it, I think I'll just put them on blast. It'll make them remember next time and in turn, eventually the world will be less awkward.

I am now sold on the Kinect

How you gonna do a full pirouette though? Dude's swag on super high. Big up's to the dude though -- he kept it real hahah

Funny comment on the video..

He's on his way to manager.
Jumpman247
2 days ago