Monday, October 31, 2011
Turbo goes IN
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Dragonzord is the BEST
You know when you hear this...
Shit is about to get REAL, son.
C'mon.. no other Zord could see Dragonzord on the battlefield. Dude is built like the Lebron of Zords but like 2000 feet tall, 240 tons.
Dragonzord is the BEST.
Shit is about to get REAL, son.
You know you about to get murked hardbody... like in the butt. Might as well roll the end credits to the episode because when you hear this, it's a WRAP.
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| Hold that. |
Play that flute and that Dragonzord boutta emerge from the ocean lookin' all majestic on some, "WHO DARES SUMMON ME? I WILL TOUCH ALL." steez. Robot ready to shoot mad finger missiles at a minion, son.
He just doesn't have finger missiles, he got a mean tail swipe too! Who else you know got a Black and Decker drill bit attached to its tail? Dude got a whole Home Depot in his arsenal -- Dragonzord walked into a Home Depot and said, "Yeah, I'll take all of it."
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| Come at him. |
Dragonzord is the BEST.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Random Thoughts Vol. 1
My chest feels the pump.
That's because I worked out my chest. That's why I feel the pump.
I also worked out my arms.
My arms feel the pump.
That's weird that to say the same thing I just had to take the 's' off 'feels' and add it to 'arm'.
My dog is crawling under my desk. I always say "HEY NIMO!" then he gets scared. I only do it because its for his own good. I don't want him to chew through any wires. I also don't want him to mess up my computer. If I didn't have this computer, I don't think I'd be able to write on this blog.
I didn't have to say "HEY NIMO!" this time. He's next to the couch now.
I lied. I can update this blog from my netbook. I paid 400 dollars for that netbook -- its a ASUS Eee netbook.
Speaking of netbook, I started taking a pre-workout supplement called Jack3d. Yes, it has a '3' in the name because it is that douchy. It makes me push through my plateaus and really obliterate my muscles.
And yes, I'm aware that that statement did not relate back to the netbook, even though I started that sentence with a precursor that it would relate to said netbook. Whatever.
This is actually kind of enjoyable, just spewing out all these random thoughts that leak out of my head. Probably through my ears because I keep them clear with Q-Tips (even though I'm not supposed to). Q-Tips are pretty godlike, not going to lie.
One last thought that I had: Filipinos sometimes make spaghetti not with spaghetti sauce, but with banana ketchup. Actual bananas! I don't get it, especially because the banana ketchup is red. I guess ketchup is the dominant gene in that relationship. Anyway, so if I eat said spaghetti... do I also get a serving of fruit at the same time because of the banana ketchup?!
Please advise.
I'm going to hang out on the couch now, good night!
That's because I worked out my chest. That's why I feel the pump.
I also worked out my arms.
My arms feel the pump.
That's weird that to say the same thing I just had to take the 's' off 'feels' and add it to 'arm'.
My dog is crawling under my desk. I always say "HEY NIMO!" then he gets scared. I only do it because its for his own good. I don't want him to chew through any wires. I also don't want him to mess up my computer. If I didn't have this computer, I don't think I'd be able to write on this blog.
I didn't have to say "HEY NIMO!" this time. He's next to the couch now.
I lied. I can update this blog from my netbook. I paid 400 dollars for that netbook -- its a ASUS Eee netbook.
Speaking of netbook, I started taking a pre-workout supplement called Jack3d. Yes, it has a '3' in the name because it is that douchy. It makes me push through my plateaus and really obliterate my muscles.
And yes, I'm aware that that statement did not relate back to the netbook, even though I started that sentence with a precursor that it would relate to said netbook. Whatever.
This is actually kind of enjoyable, just spewing out all these random thoughts that leak out of my head. Probably through my ears because I keep them clear with Q-Tips (even though I'm not supposed to). Q-Tips are pretty godlike, not going to lie.
One last thought that I had: Filipinos sometimes make spaghetti not with spaghetti sauce, but with banana ketchup. Actual bananas! I don't get it, especially because the banana ketchup is red. I guess ketchup is the dominant gene in that relationship. Anyway, so if I eat said spaghetti... do I also get a serving of fruit at the same time because of the banana ketchup?!
Please advise.
I'm going to hang out on the couch now, good night!
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Magic Eye Sucks
Remember these books?
I could never do these as a kid. NEVER. Might as well change the name to 'Cross Eye' because that's what it damn well made me do -- had young ol' Arthur seeing double. I used to spend hours trying to see dolphins, skulls, and flowers amidst the throwup of colors and patterns. Here's what I really saw:
Biggest waste of time. Not even remotely entertaining. You know what's more entertaining? Watching my puppy hump his toy otter. Little man just learned how to do it Nimo style.
Magic Eye, making optometrists millions since 1991.
Yeah? Well Magic Eye sucks.
Want to make somebody look like a dumbass? Give them Magic Eye I through III. Want to make somebody nauseated? Give them Magic Eye I through III. Want to ruin a child's vision and turn them into Minkus from Boy Meets World? Give them Magic Eye I through III.
Magic Eye, making optometrists millions since 1991.
Monday, September 26, 2011
787 First Delivery
Let me get serious for a little bit.
Today marks the day when Boeing delivers our first 787 to our Japanese homies, ANA. This is monumental moment for Boeing. I have no doubt that this very plane right here will single-handedly change the aviation industry. It is the definition of aircraft excellence.
This is also a monumental moment, for myself. I have personally worked on this plane for more than a year. I have directly impacted the configuration of this plane. This is one of the moments during my career as an engineer where I have come to a realization -- that this is why I'm an engineer. This is the impact I can create. I am a part of this product.
Damn.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
North Korean Party Rock
I laugh every time the 'wee wee wee wee WEE whon, wee w-wee wee wee wee, thonk' part hits.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Cheat Day Documentation Vol. 1 3SEP2011
Alright ya'll. This is the first installation of me documenting all the crap (read: actually good tasting food) that I eat on my cheat days!
Let me explain some things -- not sure if you are aware, but I've embarked on a journey to chisel the mound of hard pillows that is Arthur. The result of this journey, we may never know, but the goal is 'mad aesthetics brah'. You jelly brah? You mad Smucker's brah? Brah, brah?
Anyway, the reason I have cheat days is for my own sanity -- I eat VERY clean throughout the week. Rarely no candy or 'sweets', no alcohol. Straight H20 (that's nerd for water), protein drank (that's meathead for water), coffee (that's Seattle for water), and weights. Saturday though, is when I worship the food gods and the dam breaks -- I eat anything I want.
Copious amounts.
No counting calories.
I could drink a whole keg if I wanted to. I could eat my puppie's doo doo if I wanted to. I could eat a planet. You get the idea.
ON TO THE FIRST DAY!
Breakfast
Healthy meal. Egg whites + 1 egg + spinach + black beans + spinach + pico de gallo + protein shake + a lot of water. No picure here. Boring boring. The reason why I eat a clean breakfast is because I have to start my metabolism correctly. This is key for cheat days.
Lunch
Tom Douglas' Serious Pie
Beet and peach salad with some bacon in it, some nuts in it, and some oil on it. I swear it sounded way better when the waitress explained it. This was really good. Very clean tasting and was an interesting blend of tastes and textures.
Their potato pizza. This was pretty godlike. The crust was amazingly light and had the right amount of crisp and oil. Doesn't hurt that it had plenty of potatoes on it, which is one of my favorite foods ever. The cheese was something fancy sounding -- good but I wish it was more melted. One thing I kind of wanted on this pizza though was actual sauce! None to be found unless they used like invisible tasteless pizza sauce, sneaky Tom Douglas.
Dinner
Beecher's Handmade Cheese
The Mac N' Cheese doesn't need an explanation -- it is super piff. That cup was empty like .0005 seconds after I took the picture. It's a little bit better than Kraft and Velveeta (lol).
The Mac N' Cheese set the bar a bit high for the Deougeoness (crap I don't know how to spell it and I don't want to look it up, if you have a problem... go smell something bad) crab and cheese sandwich. The bread was kinda hard and it had some capers in it. To be honest, I don't mind the capers but the crab to bread ratio wasn't worth the scrilla.
Dessert
Yogurtland
Nothing new here -- we always goto Yogurtland. I can't really tell exactly what I got from the picture, but I usually get pistachio (piffstachio) and taro swirl with a smattering of another random 3rd flavor. I usually put Heath, mochi, strawberries, graham cracker, and some small nuts (I think I went with almond this time). Shoutouts to the homie Chococat.
Conclusion
It was a fun cheat day. Some things worth mentioning is that it was a super nice day out in Seattle -- not alot of things can beat a sunny Seattle day downtown. Some things not worth mentioning but I'ma say it anyway is that we drank coffee during the day and plenty of water. It helps my metabolism.
I know you may say, "you are wasting all your hard work by eating all this stuff!" I will respectfully say your wrong -- I look at my body everyday *pause* and progress is still happening. The concept behind this is I cheat to 'shock' my metabolism and prevent it from switching to a lower gear from processing clean food throughout the whole week. Plus I work very hard in the gym. I will save your eyes from pictures of my body.
This cheat day though, solid -- 4/5 overall.
Let me explain some things -- not sure if you are aware, but I've embarked on a journey to chisel the mound of hard pillows that is Arthur. The result of this journey, we may never know, but the goal is 'mad aesthetics brah'. You jelly brah? You mad Smucker's brah? Brah, brah?
Anyway, the reason I have cheat days is for my own sanity -- I eat VERY clean throughout the week. Rarely no candy or 'sweets', no alcohol. Straight H20 (that's nerd for water), protein drank (that's meathead for water), coffee (that's Seattle for water), and weights. Saturday though, is when I worship the food gods and the dam breaks -- I eat anything I want.
Copious amounts.
No counting calories.
I could drink a whole keg if I wanted to. I could eat my puppie's doo doo if I wanted to. I could eat a planet. You get the idea.
ON TO THE FIRST DAY!
Breakfast
Healthy meal. Egg whites + 1 egg + spinach + black beans + spinach + pico de gallo + protein shake + a lot of water. No picure here. Boring boring. The reason why I eat a clean breakfast is because I have to start my metabolism correctly. This is key for cheat days.
Lunch
Tom Douglas' Serious Pie
Beet and peach salad with some bacon in it, some nuts in it, and some oil on it. I swear it sounded way better when the waitress explained it. This was really good. Very clean tasting and was an interesting blend of tastes and textures.
Their potato pizza. This was pretty godlike. The crust was amazingly light and had the right amount of crisp and oil. Doesn't hurt that it had plenty of potatoes on it, which is one of my favorite foods ever. The cheese was something fancy sounding -- good but I wish it was more melted. One thing I kind of wanted on this pizza though was actual sauce! None to be found unless they used like invisible tasteless pizza sauce, sneaky Tom Douglas.
Dinner
Beecher's Handmade Cheese
The Mac N' Cheese doesn't need an explanation -- it is super piff. That cup was empty like .0005 seconds after I took the picture. It's a little bit better than Kraft and Velveeta (lol).
The Mac N' Cheese set the bar a bit high for the Deougeoness (crap I don't know how to spell it and I don't want to look it up, if you have a problem... go smell something bad) crab and cheese sandwich. The bread was kinda hard and it had some capers in it. To be honest, I don't mind the capers but the crab to bread ratio wasn't worth the scrilla.
Dessert
Yogurtland
Nothing new here -- we always goto Yogurtland. I can't really tell exactly what I got from the picture, but I usually get pistachio (piffstachio) and taro swirl with a smattering of another random 3rd flavor. I usually put Heath, mochi, strawberries, graham cracker, and some small nuts (I think I went with almond this time). Shoutouts to the homie Chococat.
Conclusion
It was a fun cheat day. Some things worth mentioning is that it was a super nice day out in Seattle -- not alot of things can beat a sunny Seattle day downtown. Some things not worth mentioning but I'ma say it anyway is that we drank coffee during the day and plenty of water. It helps my metabolism.
I know you may say, "you are wasting all your hard work by eating all this stuff!" I will respectfully say your wrong -- I look at my body everyday *pause* and progress is still happening. The concept behind this is I cheat to 'shock' my metabolism and prevent it from switching to a lower gear from processing clean food throughout the whole week. Plus I work very hard in the gym. I will save your eyes from pictures of my body.
This cheat day though, solid -- 4/5 overall.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
The Word 'Moist'
No female I know likes the word 'moist'.
NONE.
Emotions range from indifferent, cringe, to vomit.
OK not vomit but I have gotten no positive reviews on the word 'moist'. I think it's Yelp rating right now would be 1 star.
I don't know why, but if all 123123 females that read this blog (minus 123121), could chime in and tell me why... that would be great. Like, my guess is that they are reminded of their private parts and maybe that invokes a gag reflex (I'm not surprised, OoOoOO ZING!). WHO KNOWS?!
Anyway, that's my random thought for now. We just got a new doggie named Nimo and he's a brat and wants attention so I'm going to go bub-bye now before he poops and pees everywhere and rips all my shoes in half.
I've thrown in a picture of me and the little booger.
I've also made will make a poll on the right so you all can chime in on how you feel about the word 'moist'. In the mean time, I will be using the word 'moist' anytime I can -- this post was MOIST!
NONE.
Emotions range from indifferent, cringe, to vomit.
OK not vomit but I have gotten no positive reviews on the word 'moist'. I think it's Yelp rating right now would be 1 star.
I don't know why, but if all 123123 females that read this blog (minus 123121), could chime in and tell me why... that would be great. Like, my guess is that they are reminded of their private parts and maybe that invokes a gag reflex (I'm not surprised, OoOoOO ZING!). WHO KNOWS?!
Anyway, that's my random thought for now. We just got a new doggie named Nimo and he's a brat and wants attention so I'm going to go bub-bye now before he poops and pees everywhere and rips all my shoes in half.
I've thrown in a picture of me and the little booger.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Arthur's Diet
breakfast:
(30 mins within waking)
egg whites + 1 egg for flavor mixed with spinach
black beans with some sort of flavor kicker (ex. pico de gallo)
1-2 full glasses of water
1-2 hours later:
protein shake with milk
1-2 hours later:
leftovers from dinner/chicken/pbj (either one of these)
black beans
spinach with a slice of bacon + balsamic vinegar/olive oil dressing
multi-vitamin, cinnamon, fish oil, magnesium/calcium pills
1-2 hours later:
random snack -- yogurt, string cheese whatever, black beans. depends on if im lifting weights after work.
pre-workout:
usually nothing really, but sometimes ill drink a cup of black coffee for the caffeine spike before lift
lift + kettlebells
post-workout:
protein shake
dinner:
some sort of protein, veggies, water/milk
lol now that i type it out, it kinda weird how it doesnt really deviate. but i like what im eating and think it tastes good so meh. i drink hella water/tea throughout the day too
i will take one day on the weekend and not care whatsoever what i eat. i can eat whatever i want, literally. ive looked at myself before and after the cheat day and it all subsides on monday, perhaps even looking better *pause*. this day is basically for me to get all the cravings out and also shock my body so my metabolism doesnt 'downshift' and get lazy. to be honest, its actually really hard to cram all that junk that i wanna eat through my body because i get full :( but i really really really look forward to this day haha
ive been doing this for about 1-2 months now and im happy with the results. since i started way back i was like 225, now im at a stout 185 -- ive gone as low as 175 but ive been lifting and bumped back up. i cant go by the numbers much now and just have to go by aesthetics.
im not yoked or chiseled by all means, but im working on it. pretty much my legs are tree trunks ;[
lol syke i just wanted to sound like an anime nomsain. did it work?????????
(30 mins within waking)
egg whites + 1 egg for flavor mixed with spinach
black beans with some sort of flavor kicker (ex. pico de gallo)
1-2 full glasses of water
1-2 hours later:
protein shake with milk
1-2 hours later:
leftovers from dinner/chicken/pbj (either one of these)
black beans
spinach with a slice of bacon + balsamic vinegar/olive oil dressing
multi-vitamin, cinnamon, fish oil, magnesium/calcium pills
1-2 hours later:
random snack -- yogurt, string cheese whatever, black beans. depends on if im lifting weights after work.
pre-workout:
usually nothing really, but sometimes ill drink a cup of black coffee for the caffeine spike before lift
lift + kettlebells
post-workout:
protein shake
dinner:
some sort of protein, veggies, water/milk
lol now that i type it out, it kinda weird how it doesnt really deviate. but i like what im eating and think it tastes good so meh. i drink hella water/tea throughout the day too
i will take one day on the weekend and not care whatsoever what i eat. i can eat whatever i want, literally. ive looked at myself before and after the cheat day and it all subsides on monday, perhaps even looking better *pause*. this day is basically for me to get all the cravings out and also shock my body so my metabolism doesnt 'downshift' and get lazy. to be honest, its actually really hard to cram all that junk that i wanna eat through my body because i get full :( but i really really really look forward to this day haha
ive been doing this for about 1-2 months now and im happy with the results. since i started way back i was like 225, now im at a stout 185 -- ive gone as low as 175 but ive been lifting and bumped back up. i cant go by the numbers much now and just have to go by aesthetics.
im not yoked or chiseled by all means, but im working on it. pretty much my legs are tree trunks ;[
I WILL SHOW THE WORLD TRUE POWER!!!!!!!
lol syke i just wanted to sound like an anime nomsain. did it work?????????
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